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2. Comment #43905 by Jolly Wally on May 23, 2007 at 3:49 am
Thank goodness that was cleared up! People might've got the wrong idea and thought it was a god!3. Comment #43909 by BillySands on May 23, 2007 at 3:53 am
What! You mean to tell me it's not the shark Messiah!
4. Comment #43912 by MartinSGill on May 23, 2007 at 3:55 am
5. Comment #43915 by posiedon on May 23, 2007 at 3:59 am
6. Comment #43916 by BaronOchs on May 23, 2007 at 4:00 am
7. Comment #43922 by gcdavis on May 23, 2007 at 4:08 am
8. Comment #43924 by Russell Blackford on May 23, 2007 at 4:10 am
It's a very naughty girl, I assume, if its DNA is identical to the mother's. Or is there some more complicated story like with those pesky Komodo dragons?9. Comment #43925 by Philip1978 on May 23, 2007 at 4:11 am
10. Comment #43928 by BaronOchs on May 23, 2007 at 4:17 am
11. Comment #43938 by Peacebeuponme on May 23, 2007 at 4:29 am
MartinSGill:So... with parthenogenesis now known to occur in loads of species, how long will it be before the god-worshipers seize on this as "proof" of the virgin birth?
Given that my knowledge of biology is limited, it certainly stands to reason that if parthenogenesis exists in a wide range of other species, it might exist in mammals.
The good news is... it also means that "jesus" wouldn't actually be divine, just very unusual.
12. Comment #43943 by BillySands on May 23, 2007 at 4:37 am
13. Comment #43945 by MartinSGill on May 23, 2007 at 4:38 am
Mary being a mammal, whether she reproduced by cloning or by selfing, the result could only be a daughter. Jesus either had an earthly father, or Jesus was a woman.
14. Comment #43957 by CJ22 on May 23, 2007 at 4:55 am
15. Comment #43992 by Luthien on May 23, 2007 at 6:29 am
Wouldn't that upset the christians?
16. Comment #44008 by Peacebeuponme on May 23, 2007 at 7:15 am
BillySands - That's what I was trying to say, except in addition to my inadequate spelling I missed out the phrase "in humans". Still happy to get in a cheap gag about Jesus being a lady though.17. Comment #44010 by LookToWindward on May 23, 2007 at 7:17 am
Perhaps the shark was 'born to the medichlorians'?18. Comment #44019 by BillySands on May 23, 2007 at 7:31 am
19. Comment #44020 by Philip1978 on May 23, 2007 at 7:32 am
20. Comment #44022 by Robert Maynard on May 23, 2007 at 7:40 am
21. Comment #44023 by Philip1978 on May 23, 2007 at 7:41 am
22. Comment #44068 by Peacebeuponme on May 23, 2007 at 8:50 am
BillySands23. Comment #44123 by Enlightenme.. on May 23, 2007 at 10:56 am
24. Comment #44124 by steveroot on May 23, 2007 at 10:56 am
5. Comment #43915 by posiedon on May 23, 2007 at 3:59 am
avatarFancy having to go through the pain and trauma of childbirth, without enjoying the sex first!!
25. Comment #44130 by Quetzalcoatl on May 23, 2007 at 11:13 am
26. Comment #44146 by TIKI AL on May 23, 2007 at 12:45 pm
I think someone made the mistake of uttering the phrase "jumped the shark" near Bubba, the Nebraska born and bred aquarium cleaner.27. Comment #44152 by slummingangel on May 23, 2007 at 1:23 pm
28. Comment #44169 by ? on May 23, 2007 at 2:09 pm
29. Comment #44208 by Damien White on May 23, 2007 at 4:12 pm
This shark is obviously the Messiah, or it is the one who will bring Balance to The Force. Has anyone tested it's midichlorian count?30. Comment #44234 by atheisticism on May 23, 2007 at 7:50 pm
Gawd always did have trouble getting dates, but a shark?? C'mon big guy, I know 2000 years is a long time to not get any, but ya shouldn't have to resort to beastiality! We gotta get a date for gawd people, anyone know a real hard-up woman?31. Comment #44246 by catchy_nick on May 23, 2007 at 9:19 pm
With this immaculate conception the sharks can finally have the transcendental morality they have been lacking for millions of years. Maybe a hundred years after the death of this messiah shark (son of Jaws) another shark will see him in his dream and write a gospel about him so whosoever believes in him will be raptured into shark heaven.32. Comment #44258 by Erick007 on May 23, 2007 at 10:13 pm
Just be glad Mexicans don't have this ability, or we'd all be doomed!33. Comment #44260 by AlexBogard on May 23, 2007 at 10:41 pm
I do hope the scientists left the deceased shark in the tank for 3 or 4 days...just in case.
34. Comment #44299 by Nick Brennan on May 24, 2007 at 6:36 am
A fascinating scientific discovery and all you guys can do is slag off on religion? Lift your game people!35. Comment #44302 by bluebird on May 24, 2007 at 7:24 am
36. Comment #44314 by slummingangel on May 24, 2007 at 9:52 am
37. Comment #44460 by MrEmpirical on May 24, 2007 at 9:37 pm
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1. Comment #43904 by KeithMcW on May 23, 2007 at 3:48 am
What! You mean to tell me it's not the shark Messiah!Other Comments by KeithMcW