










An Atheist Goes Undercover to Join the Flock of Mad Pastor John Hagee2. Comment #176502 by ~manic-depressive on May 7, 2008 at 1:59 pm
3. Comment #176513 by nlewkowitz on May 7, 2008 at 2:15 pm
4. Comment #176518 by Demotruk on May 7, 2008 at 2:28 pm
I'm some way through it now. Scary read, although nothing particularly surprising yet.5. Comment #176520 by Cartomancer on May 7, 2008 at 2:34 pm
6. Comment #176527 by Alkal on May 7, 2008 at 2:42 pm
Its an amazing read7. Comment #176535 by Szymanowski on May 7, 2008 at 2:48 pm
8. Comment #176537 by Frankus1122 on May 7, 2008 at 2:48 pm
"In the name of Jesus Christ our Lord, I cast out the demon of the intellect!"
"In the name of Jesus, I cast out the demon of anal fissures!"
9. Comment #176539 by ~manic-depressive on May 7, 2008 at 2:49 pm
I had little idea such vile things went on in this world.
10. Comment #176540 by Dane on May 7, 2008 at 2:53 pm
"Hello," I said, taking a deep breath. "My name is Matt. My father was an alcoholic circus clown who used to beat me with his oversize shoes."
The group twittered noticeably. Morgan's eyes opened to tea-saucer size.
I closed my own eyes and kept going, immediately realizing what a mistake I'd made. There was no way this story was going to fly. But there was no turning back.
"He'd be sitting there in his costume, sucking down a beer and watching television," I heard myself saying. "And then sometimes, even if I just walked in front of the TV, he'd pull off one of those big shoes and just, you know -- whap!"
I looked around the table and saw three flatlined, plainly indifferent psyches plus one mildly unnerved Morgan staring back at me. I could tell that my coach and former soldier had been briefly possessed by the fear that a terrible joke was being played on his group. But then I actually saw him dismissing the thought -- after all, who would do such a thing? I managed to tie up my confession with a tale about turning into a drug addict in my mid-twenties -- at least that much was true -- and being startled into sobriety and religion after learning of my estranged clown father's passing from cirrhosis.
It was a testament to how dysfunctional the group was that my story flew more or less without comment.
11. Comment #176541 by Bonzai on May 7, 2008 at 2:54 pm
I thought this is about Richard Morgan's latest conversion. I was wrong.12. Comment #176544 by Cartomancer on May 7, 2008 at 2:57 pm
Really, Cartomancer?Indeed so. I've encountered the idea of cultic brainwashing in fiction before, but I always assumed that it was all highly exaggerated and hardly ever happened in the real world (generally the sinister cults in the sort of books I read use diabolic magicks to control their victims - I tend to write off cults as a fantasy phenomenon, like griffons and dragons and the living dead). I still find it very difficult to believe that there are a significant number of people who really behave like that - how can they just suspend their critical faculties without a moment's pause? Why do they buy in to such obvious nonsense? The phenomenon is one I struggle very hard to understand.
13. Comment #176551 by mordacious1 on May 7, 2008 at 3:09 pm
Oh crap! There is one part where the "coach" says that when jesus returns he's going to personally seek out the ACLU. And me with one of their membership cards in my wallet.14. Comment #176556 by GoodbyeGodNZ on May 7, 2008 at 3:17 pm
15. Comment #176562 by Corylus on May 7, 2008 at 3:27 pm
I feared for my normal.Sign of sanity that.
16. Comment #176565 by Podaar on May 7, 2008 at 3:28 pm
But it's the manipulators who I find hardest to understand. Can they really be so unscrupulous and unprincipled? Do they seriously believe their own nonsense?I've wondered how Joseph Ratzinger felt and thought after becoming Pope and discovered there is no hot-line phone to a god. Did he have a mother Teresa moment? Did he just shrug and think, "Oh well, I've got to go along with it anyway. I'd look too stupid to go back now."
17. Comment #176567 by MPhil on May 7, 2008 at 3:30 pm
18. Comment #176569 by Podaar on May 7, 2008 at 3:34 pm
19. Comment #176570 by Partisan on May 7, 2008 at 3:35 pm
20. Comment #176577 by Vendetta on May 7, 2008 at 4:02 pm
21. Comment #176587 by JamesDB on May 7, 2008 at 4:39 pm
22. Comment #176588 by Jack Rawlinson on May 7, 2008 at 4:48 pm
23. Comment #176589 by Border Collie on May 7, 2008 at 5:11 pm
Hey, just like church camp when I was a kid ... down on the Brazos ... near Glen Rose ... where post-Cambrian cave people walked with the dinos ... he haw! They probably had scrambled dino eggs and grits for breakfast.24. Comment #176592 by mordacious1 on May 7, 2008 at 5:17 pm
I'm wondering what they do with the homeless that they've recruited once they're in the "flock". Do they provide them food and shelter, or release them back to the streets? I'm sure some of these people would cut off their left (fill in the blank) for their basic needs. After a couple of weeks of this nonsense I'd have to go postal myself, though.25. Comment #176593 by mordacious1 on May 7, 2008 at 5:22 pm
This is off topic, but I just read that scientists have completed the first decoding of the platypus genome. Does anyone have any links where I can get some good info on this?26. Comment #176594 by ACJames on May 7, 2008 at 5:28 pm
27. Comment #176595 by mordacious1 on May 7, 2008 at 5:31 pm
GOD is at it again. CNN is reporting over 100,000 dead in Myanmar. They must have a lot of lesbians, atheists, liberals, etc. there who have been asking for it for awhile.28. Comment #176598 by zosky on May 7, 2008 at 5:51 pm
the story reminds me of when i was a teenager and attended regular "fellowship" with my mom, sister and nanny at the catholic charistmatic renewal movement (i bet no one's heard of that group before). It scared the **** out of me. The speaking in tongues, casting out demons, people wriggling and writhing front left and center. It was the stuff my teenage years nightmares were made of. As hard as i tried, i never could speak in tongues or be "moved by the spirit". Neither could my sister and mom. But our nanny was a pro, if i say so myself29. Comment #176611 by Vandemeer on May 7, 2008 at 7:09 pm
30. Comment #176616 by SomeDanGuy on May 7, 2008 at 7:17 pm
Now imagine you're in seventh grade and your youth group talks of an awesome "white water rafting trip" with go-karts and minigolf. ....except it turns out that's only day 1 of 4 days. Guess what the other 3 are? :-/31. Comment #176622 by croatcat on May 7, 2008 at 7:46 pm
zoskycatholic charistmatic renewal movement
32. Comment #176625 by mordacious1 on May 7, 2008 at 7:49 pm
VANDEMEER: thanks for the link, that one didn't show up on my web search, so it was very useful. It's just so cool that this project is finding the missing evolutionary links between lizards, birds, and placental mammals. The Duckbill's Tale was my favorite part of "Ancestor's Tale". How christians can't "believe" in evolution is beyond me. thanks again.33. Comment #176628 by Mitchell Gilks on May 7, 2008 at 7:56 pm
I guess I've never actually been to a religious service of any kind before, so I haven't really got a point of reference for comparison. People tell me that sporting events and musical concerts are similar, but I've never been to one of those either. The closest I've come to experiencing that sort of focussed communal event is probably attending theatrical performances
34. Comment #176630 by steveroot on May 7, 2008 at 8:05 pm
Again no reaction from the group, aside from an affirming nod from Jos at the last part -- his eyes said to me, I know what you mean about those fins.
35. Comment #176632 by MPhil on May 7, 2008 at 8:08 pm
36. Comment #176635 by MPhil on May 7, 2008 at 8:10 pm
37. Comment #176636 by troyreynolds86 on May 7, 2008 at 8:11 pm
I'm with Cartomancer on this one.38. Comment #176651 by Quine on May 7, 2008 at 8:37 pm
39. Comment #176654 by MPhil on May 7, 2008 at 8:45 pm
40. Comment #176674 by Mitchell Gilks on May 7, 2008 at 9:10 pm
41. Comment #176684 by MPhil on May 7, 2008 at 9:22 pm
43. Comment #176688 by Crazy_Steve on May 7, 2008 at 9:30 pm
This may be the scariest thing I have read in a long time.44. Comment #176692 by thewhitepearl on May 7, 2008 at 9:47 pm
45. Comment #176702 by Spinoza on May 7, 2008 at 10:05 pm
47. Comment #176710 by Mitchell Gilks on May 7, 2008 at 10:19 pm
48. Comment #176723 by Spinoza on May 7, 2008 at 10:45 pm
49. Comment #176724 by dlitt on May 7, 2008 at 10:47 pm
"Don't worry, Matthew," he said, resting his hand on my shoulder. "A wonderful woman named Martha is going to take care of you at the ranch. You just tell her what you need when you get there."
50. Comment #176727 by Andrew Stich on May 7, 2008 at 10:53 pm
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1. Comment #176500 by ksskidude on May 7, 2008 at 1:49 pm
Really though, this could be rather interesting.
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