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Thursday, June 26, 2008 | Reason : In the News | print version Print | Comments

Document The Latest Wedge Document

by Science Progress

Thanks to Lucas for the link.

The Latest Wedge Document Selective Subjectivity in Evolution Debate

As I write this from home, preparing to take a quick summer vacation, I am wearing one of my favorite T-shirts. It has a picture of some generic, primitive organism—maybe part blue-green algae, part bacterium or worm—and says in bold letters: "Proud of My Ancestry." I guess that tells you where I stand on the evolution debate.

So it should come as no surprise that I was flabbergasted at first, and then practically apoplectic, when I saw recent news about the Louisiana legislature's latest effort to undercut the teaching of evolution in that state's schools. State Senate bill No. 733, purposively misnamed the "Louisiana Science Education Act," calls upon the state's Board of Elementary and Secondary Education to "create and foster" a school environment that promotes "objective discussion of scientific theories being studied including, but not limited to, evolution, the origins of life, global warming, and human cloning."

How long does this fight need to go on? Do we need to teach the "strengths and weaknesses" of the theory of gravity?

Setting aside for now that global warming and human cloning are not "theories" at all—a concept that Louisiana's legislators should have learned in school—the new state legislation has a familiar ring. It resonates with similar efforts now underway in Texas to have schools teach the "strengths and weaknesses" of the theory of evolution. Both are examples of the ongoing efforts by indefatigable religious fundamentalists to spike science classes with a dose of creationism, which relies on supernatural explanations for the origin of Earth and the life that lives on it.

If you thought that maybe this battle had already been won, you'd be wrong, though your error would be understandable. 'Twas five days before Christmas, 2005, when the United States District Court for the Middle District of Pennsylvania delivered its highly anticipated decision in Kitzmiller vs. the Dover Area School District. At issue was the legality of a 2004 Dover Area School District decision to inform all students that they should "keep an open mind" about evolution and to encourage students to peruse Of Pandas and People, which the school district gamely referred to as "a reference book," to gain an understanding of a competing view of how life came to be, known as intelligent design.

Judge John E. Jones III did not pull his punches. He found that the testimony of school board members who favored the teaching of intelligent design in the schools "was marked by selective memories and outright lies under oath." He labeled intelligent design as "a religious alternative masquerading as a scientific theory." And he stated plainly that intelligent design was "the progeny of creationism." That's important, because in a previous ruling the U.S. Supreme Court had banned the teaching of creationism from science classes.

Indeed, Jones highlighted a secret game plan written by leaders of the intelligent design movement that made clear the real goal of these various academic battles. The "Five Year Strategic Plan Summary," known to fundamentalist insiders as the "Wedge Document," states that the movement's goal is to replace science as currently taught and practiced with "theistic and Christian science." The group's "governing goals," according to this document, are to "defeat scientific materialism" and to "replace materialistic explanations with the theistic understanding that nature and human beings are created by God."

In one of the more gratifying parts of the trial, Judge Jones dissected what he called the "historical pedigree" of the book Of Pandas and People. Not only is it published by a group registered with the Internal Revenue Service as a religious, Christian organization, he noted, but a look at the various versions it went through over years of editing reveals something rather amazing. Early versions of the manuscript, written before the Supreme Court's creationism decision, refer throughout to creationism. Later edits, completed in 1987 after the Court's ruling, are virtually identical but for the substitution of the words "intelligent design" wherever the word "creationism" had previously appeared. "This compelling evidence strongly supports Plaintiffs' assertion that ID is creationism re-labeled," Jones concluded.

Now America's schools find themselves under assault by yet another relabeling of creationism, which this time is making its cowardly run for the academic goal line under the linguistic guises of "strengths and weaknesses" and "objective discussion of scientific theories."

How long does this fight need to go on? Do we need to teach the "strengths and weaknesses" of the theory of gravity? That's right. That's all it is. A theory. But I don't see any creationists defiantly jumping off cliffs.

Do we need more "objective discussions" of the atomic theory? C'mon, it's only a theory. So why aren't more of these activists moving next door to nuclear power plants?

I don't see hordes of scientists beating down church doors to teach rationalism to parishioners in their pews. In a fair world, supernaturalists would similarly refrain from foisting their beliefs on kids in science classes.

But I have a theory that this is not about fairness. Of course, it's just a theory.

Rick Weiss is a Senior Fellow at the Center for American Progress and Science Progress.

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1. Comment #199776 by Caudimordax on June 26, 2008 at 10:51 am

 avatarI wish they would test the weakness of the gravity theory by jumping off a cliff! I'm sorry to say that's the only way these folks are going to disappear.

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2. Comment #199806 by Lucas on June 26, 2008 at 11:29 am

 avatarIs there another me? I didn't send this link. I do, occasionally, but none of them have ever been posted. Last one was June 10th.

EDIT: I do like this bit ever-so-much, though. "I don't see hordes of scientists beating down church doors to teach rationalism to parishioners in their pews. In a fair world, supernaturalists would similarly refrain from foisting their beliefs on kids in science classes."

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3. Comment #199812 by Dhamma on June 26, 2008 at 11:32 am

 avatarLucas: It's a conspiracy! They never walked on the moon either - I KNOW IT!

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4. Comment #199828 by ModernMan on June 26, 2008 at 11:49 am

There is only one way to react to conservative Americans: go for the jugular vein and threaten their economy. Wouldn't it be nice if a large pharmaceutical company suddenly posted on their website: 'Sorry, we cannot hire graduates from the following state: Louisiana Texas..'.

Ok ok, I'm fantasizing…

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5. Comment #199843 by Am I Evil? on June 26, 2008 at 12:13 pm

 avatarAnd then you get Xtians who say that they're nothing like this, that they never would hound people about their religion.

But then you never hear them criticising those who do.

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6. Comment #199908 by Border Collie on June 26, 2008 at 1:41 pm

If you're from Texas and or have ever been to Louisiana, none of this is surprising. Distressing, but not surprising. Take a trip through east Texas and or Louisiana some time. You'll think you've been transported to the Dark Ages. Problem is that legislators are the biggest ass kissers on the face of the Earth. They will say/do anything for the votes of the redneck, brain-dead creationists. They don't care what's being taught in the schools as long as the schools produce tax-paying voters. And, we have to remember, the legislators are products of those same schools. I'm gonna go take an aspirin.

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7. Comment #199934 by Spinoza on June 26, 2008 at 2:09 pm

 avatar
"theistic and Christian science."


Woo!!! Yeah!!! Theistic and Christian physics and chemistry must be AMAZING!

Is Christian economics what I think it is?

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8. Comment #199941 by 8teist on June 26, 2008 at 2:16 pm

 avatarI don`t know if any of saw the episode of TOP GEAR ,when they drove thru alabama...that was fucking freaky..

sorry back on thread now

holy sheeit

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9. Comment #199946 by TeraBrat on June 26, 2008 at 2:22 pm

I'm assuming this bill will be taken to court and shot down and that will be the end of it. It's unfortunate it has to come to that. but, not worth getting all worked up about

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10. Comment #200035 by black wolf on June 26, 2008 at 4:49 pm

 avatarEverytime I open this site, I wish I would see a headline 'Creationists Unite, Independent Nation-State Granted'. Sadly in the real world they keep trying to take over the states that already exist, irreversibly damaging the minds of thousands of intellectually unarmed kids and thereby reinforcing their kooky ranks. And I also know that my imaginary headline means that we'd have another country in which people would get and put into practice ideas about converting other countries to their moronity through any method, from UN blackmailing to terrorism.

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11. Comment #200052 by Enlightenme.. on June 26, 2008 at 5:28 pm

 avatar"strengths and weaknesses" of the theory of gravity?

Well, let's see these 'gravitons' of yours then.

The intelligent falling proponentsists team.

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12. Comment #200090 by discipline on June 26, 2008 at 8:48 pm

Reminds me of a classic...

Evangelical Scientists Refute Gravity With New 'Intelligent Falling' Theory
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/39512

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13. Comment #200132 by leodavinci on June 27, 2008 at 12:42 am

 avatar8TEIST:

"I don't know if any of you saw the episode of TOP GEAR, when they drove thru Alabama...that was fuckin freaky.."

Yeah i seen it, it was a classic, Jeremy wrote "homosexuals rule" with pink spray paint on the hamsters car, they were lucky to get out alive.

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14. Comment #200135 by Raiko on June 27, 2008 at 1:02 am

 avatarTalking about t-shirts - I need one that says

"~4 billion years of survival of the fittest - and I'm alive!"


On a more serious note - is there no way to very precisely clarify what controversies may be taught? Becauseif only scientifically valid controversies fell under a bill, it should be very well possible to throw out ID and creationism. ...nor can anyone really argue against the condition that such "controversies" should only include scientifically sound and valid points - and there'd still be an "open mind" in the classroom. In practice, there wouldn't be much to say, especially in the limited time of the classroom. I'm just wondering whether politically "yes, allow them to teach scientifically valid controversies" would be a better idea (or whether it would actually make it harder to keep creationism out of the classroom).

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15. Comment #200293 by Vecingetorix on June 27, 2008 at 9:06 am

you must forgive me for a moment, I shall drop my calm in relation to those who are generalizing about certain states:

Fuck Off!

There are crazily scary places in every region, especially in the US. In fact, the worst I have ever encountered have been in those enlightened states of Illinois, California, Arizona (especially northern Az, the state was settled by Mormons, after all), and New York. There are crazies all over. If you will pause to reflect, it took the Dover trial to overturn this effort in a state not named Louisiana. So, cease piling on.
It's funny, but I get the whole "backwards Louisianan/Southerner" thing a lot, and then the Columbia graduate from Connecticut who mostly plays that card has to leave class early on Wednesday to go to church. I'd say this is a little more widespread.


I apologize for the hasty, semi-retarded tone to this post, but I am fed up with this regional bigotry on a "clear thinking oasis". It makes me sick and embarrassed, thinking that I direct everyone I can to this site, only to have them point to threads like this that turn them off to an otherwise great experience. It is a mote in many of your eyes that you should look to.

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16. Comment #200351 by Lucas on June 27, 2008 at 11:33 am

 avatarDiscipline - That article was great. What's weird is that it's a joke, but it's exactly what's being done with ID. There is no exaggeration, just parallel. I propose, as other's have on this site before, that every time we get any kind of ID argument we just say, "Gravity," and leave it at that.

Vecingetorix - I'm a Columbia grad who grew up in urban Indiana (there is such a thing) and has lived in Oregon, Arizona, New York, Turkey, and Malawi: and you are right. There are negative attitudes and assumptions between urbanites and ruralites, Easterners and Westerners, coastal folks and midwesterners, southerners and just about everybody. Much of this is small minded bullshit, meant only to boost the ego of those uncomfortable with living anywhere but where they are from. I personally find no place to be overall superior or inferior to any other, but each has its own qualities, good and bad. However, there is a distribution of qualities that does correspond to geography, and that plays a part as well. Does that help?

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17. Comment #200412 by Neuro on June 27, 2008 at 2:25 pm

 avatarLUCAS:

My name's Lucas. I submitted the article.

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18. Comment #200543 by Vecingetorix on June 27, 2008 at 8:51 pm

Somewhat. Thanks Lucas. The correlation, I believe, is not so much southern as rural, or very isolated. The resulting lack of new people and ideas cause intellectual stagnation.
There. All better now.

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19. Comment #201102 by Lycosid on June 29, 2008 at 3:13 am

This is disgusting.

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20. Comment #203918 by thewhitepearl on July 3, 2008 at 11:56 pm

 avatarI want a shirt like that

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