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Created on May 04 2010
RDFRS Staff note: Yes, this is SCAM-SPAM we received but it was just too good to pass up and we thought you all would enjoy it too.
Hey! We can be friends but please take the time to read my notice.
To control spam, I now allow incoming messages only from pious, devout, and God fearing patriotic American Christians that have been approved by the Lord Jesus Christ and /or his Father, God in Heaven. Or, if you can prove you are a member of the Republican Party and attend church at least once a week, subscribe to TBN or other Christian TV satellite hook-ups, and watch Fox News regularly you will be accepted on a trial basis.
If you would like to be added to His list of approved senders,
please fill out the short request form (see link below) and kindly remit a generous one time tithing of Republican proportions to my special Legal Defence Fund I set up for Rep. Tom Delay. Once Our Lord
approves you, and I receive an e-mail from my bank stating a deposit has been made your original message will go into my Inbox automatically! You
do not need to resend your message. I apologize for this one-time
inconvenience and may the Lord answer all your prayers. He does mine! But I am one of His chosen favorites just gushing with juicy love for His recognition of me and my loyalty and unqualified submission and obedience.