1. 'Darwin chip' brings evolution into the classroom

Comment #157683 by slummingangel on April 9, 2008 at 12:12 pm

Would it be wrong to say that this chip is Intelligently Designed?

*ducks*

nah look at a mitisubishi lancer evolution that's intelligently designed

2. Malaysia firm's 'Muslim car' plan

Comment #89008 by slummingangel on November 19, 2007 at 1:20 pm

57. Comment #87972 by clodhopper on November 13, 2007 at 11:26 pm

It might not always be easy to find a Meccanic when things go wrong.

priceless clodhopper

3. If Muslim doctors are intolerant, let them go

Comment #78000 by slummingangel on October 11, 2007 at 12:34 pm

I would say exactly the same if a bunch of Catholic pharmacists refused to let people buy condoms,
it happens in ireland still and since they own the pharmacy's they get to stock what they want to stock not what's in demand

4. The Squirrel Wars

Comment #77759 by slummingangel on October 10, 2007 at 12:17 pm

we've the same experience in ireland apparently a basket of grey squirrels were a gift for a wedding and got out it developed from there.
there was an article on the news yesterday about the red squirrel's demise http://www.rte.ie/news/2007/1009/squirrel.html

5. Shop targets U.S. hunters with camo Bibles

Comment #65617 by slummingangel on August 25, 2007 at 6:17 am

quick hijack the shipment and throw them out in to a forest they'll never find them unless they use mental detectors

6. Good luck, Dawkins!

Comment #64036 by slummingangel on August 17, 2007 at 11:42 am

"Among all the hundreds of mediums, psychics and Tarot and I-Ching readers I met"

I-Ching more like ker-ching

7. Bill O'Reilly and Kirk Cameron on Atheism

Comment #51860 by slummingangel on June 25, 2007 at 12:07 pm

robert maynard what a post brilliant also bill o' reilly said it himself to cameron "your not going to convince any atheists so why bother"

8. Call for 'post-9/11' RE teaching

Comment #50470 by slummingangel on June 18, 2007 at 10:31 am

ahh memories of religion class were we discussed the importantance of crutches and what our teacher should give his niece for her confirmation
they should do what they did in my school in 5th and 6th year for "religion" have speakers in and we have a Q&A with them we had for examples a concentration camp survivor, a blind man, a person with depression and a guy in a wheelchair highly informative

9. Christian sports workers degree ridiculed

Comment #45105 by slummingangel on May 26, 2007 at 11:58 am

What about a course for atheist sports workers?
what about a course for sports workers no matter your religious alliegience?

10. Woman - Blame devil for infant in microwave

Comment #44929 by slummingangel on May 25, 2007 at 3:39 pm

this woman blames the devil for corrupting her husband i'd like to see her argue that in court
women's lawyer "so mr satan on the day in question did you possess defendant and will him to put the baby in the microwave"
devil " "
woman's lawyer "he's not talking it's a sign of guilt case closed"
i hope the lawyer keeping the baby away from these mentallers uses the chewbacca defence it would be perfect

11. Despite what the scholars say, God isn't dead yet

Comment #44318 by slummingangel on May 24, 2007 at 10:21 am

thanks for that bit of information yorker

12. Shark virgin birth mystery is solved

Comment #44314 by slummingangel on May 24, 2007 at 9:52 am

truly magnificent creature it just goes to show how little we know about them. pity they've demonized by films

13. Shark virgin birth mystery is solved

Comment #44152 by slummingangel on May 23, 2007 at 1:23 pm

"and the cleaner fish that pecked her cheek was called judas and thus betrayed her and received 30 pieces of pearl"

14. Cult leader sparks Sikh riots with 'guru' stunt

Comment #43439 by slummingangel on May 21, 2007 at 12:12 pm

thinking of setting up my own religion with a ceremonial weapon any suggestions on the weapon was thinking a camán from the irish game hurling (http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/Image:Hurling_Ball_and_Hurley.JPG)

15. Bible drawn into Hong Kong sex publication row

Comment #42755 by slummingangel on May 19, 2007 at 11:19 am

ah don't sue the gideons i was bored in a hotel room once so decided to read their bible hadn't left page one and i'd found inaccuracies leave them there and let others find these inaccuracies

16. Bible drawn into Hong Kong sex publication row

Comment #42753 by slummingangel on May 19, 2007 at 11:14 am

how about the resurrERECTION of lazarus and i'm sure there's a foot fetish film in the bible too when jesus clean those peoples feet.

You could make it in Ireland with a grant from the government but then you'd have to call it:

Sodom and Begorragh
brilliant you'd probably get it too

17. Pope Warns of Globalization, Marxism

Comment #41595 by slummingangel on May 16, 2007 at 11:29 am

told priests to steer clear of politics as they work to reverse Roman Catholism's waning influence in the region

yay politics doing something good

Then he headed to the shrine city of Aparecida, telling the bishops to convince Catholics from all walks of life ``to bring the light of the Gospel into public life, into culture, economics and politics.''

contradiction much

18. Brazil's Indians Offended by Pope Comments

Comment #41580 by slummingangel on May 16, 2007 at 10:57 am

let me get this straight the indians should be grateful for them being invaded and told what to do it's official the pope's a crack head

19. The Creation Museum: Prepare to believe

Comment #41025 by slummingangel on May 15, 2007 at 11:06 am

why can't i protest want to so bad but there's 3,000 odd miles between me and there is there petitions i can sign online

20. Two idiots get a forum

Comment #35936 by slummingangel on April 29, 2007 at 11:24 am

i thought banana's could take 8 hours to digest easy digest my arse

21. Pundit Christopher Hitchens picks a fight in book, 'God is Not Great'

Comment #35878 by slummingangel on April 29, 2007 at 7:18 am

fireman carl if you look at the bill o reilly interview on the main page he qoutes it at 12% atheism is on the rise

22. Scene Caused by Christian Group at NYC Stage Show

Comment #35872 by slummingangel on April 29, 2007 at 6:57 am

they've only reinforced the belief that they're close minded idiots

23. Sam's Flea!

Comment #33683 by slummingangel on April 21, 2007 at 5:29 am

i can just imagine the conversation at christian hq after the rise of sam harris's letters to christian nation book
NUMBER 1 "we've got to counteract this book NOW it makes to much sense even i'm beginning to falter"
DOUGLAS WILSON "fear not i will release a book called letter from a christian citizen full of big religious sounding words and vagueness to confuse our flock"
NUMBER 1 " i see a confused flock is an easily led flock"
NUMBER 2 " and easily parted from their cash"
NUMBER 3 " three cheers for douglas wilson"
ALL "HIP HIP HOORAY"
"HIP HIP HOORAY"
"HIP HIP HOORAY"

24. Irish poll shows parents no longer want to force religion on to children

Comment #32753 by slummingangel on April 18, 2007 at 7:06 am

"Rampant atheism? With 97% schools being catholic schools?"
let's see when the majority of schools were built in ireland they were built on church lands so they are catholic church owned. as it is 97% catholic schools irish parents don't have much choice in what religion the school they send their kids to. i went to a catholic school and haven't believed since before confirmation just goes to show if you go through a catholic school doesn't mean you'll come out catholic