1. The Stupidity of Fox News is Truly Beyond Belief

Comment #52874 by Ubik on June 28, 2007 at 10:22 am

I wanted to smash my monitor when he mentioned the eye, but instead I just closed the player.

Don't forget that he is a Catholic AND a Creationist next time somebody mentions the catholic chruchs stand on evolution. If the catholic church would accept reality, this guy would have be excommunicated.

2. God is not responsible for war and suffering

Comment #48374 by Ubik on June 7, 2007 at 3:50 pm

Is there already a form you can fill out for those reviews? Like the one for Spam solutions (http://www.craphound.com/spamsolutions.txt)

I just made one up:

You are:
(X) Indoctrinated Theist
( ) Educated Theist
( ) Biblethumper/Taliban
( ) Crackpot

You say you believe in:
( ) A Omnipotent Benevolent God
( ) A Designer
( ) The Bible
(X) Fairytales
(X) Belief

Atheism is bad because:
( ) Its wrong
( ) All Evil people are Athists
( ) All Atheists are evil
( ) Most Atheists are evil
(X) Some Atheists are evil

Religion is good because:
( ) Its true
(X) There are good theists

You are a:
( ) Honest Believer
( ) Interesting

You show that:
( ) God made Man
(X) Men made God


That should cover 90% of the theist responses