1. Adult breast-feeding sucks, authorities say

Comment #44539 by ephemeron on May 25, 2007 at 4:09 am

ummm... WHAT..???

2. Peanut Butter, The Atheist's Nightmare!

Comment #27829 by ephemeron on March 27, 2007 at 2:08 am

umm... This is a parody, right..? Nobody could really be so stupefyingly dumb....

...could they..?

3. Sextuplet parents take B.C. to court over baby seizures

Comment #20456 by ephemeron on February 2, 2007 at 5:04 pm

The real travesty here is that the babies were returned to their fruitcake parents. They have proven themselves unfit to raise children.

4. Lil' Markie live, part 2

Comment #17596 by ephemeron on January 15, 2007 at 4:23 am

that's....just....wrong....
...on so many levels....

5. Intelligent design is a science, not a faith

Comment #16931 by ephemeron on January 9, 2007 at 4:21 pm

'Intelligent Design', by it's definition - by it's very NAME - assumes a conclusion and works backwards from there, which is the complete opposite of everything science represents. Any high school kid could tell you that.