1. If God Is Dead, Who Gets His House?

Comment #165781 by Alan B on April 22, 2008 at 10:03 am

Who gets his house?
No one!
God is dead! Long live God!

There is always some delusional idiot to carry-on the 'Good Work'.

2. Chimps beat humans in memory test

Comment #93802 by Alan B on December 4, 2007 at 8:28 am

After 6000 years it has come to this! Oh Woe! Woe!

3. Malaysia firm's 'Muslim car' plan

Comment #90296 by Alan B on November 24, 2007 at 4:50 am

Veroniqe says:

"What can female suicide bombers hope to achieve by their martyrdom and transport to Paradise?"

That's obvious! They will have their virginity restored so they can lose it to the next male suicide bomber.

Edit: After all, they have to keep the stock of virgins going somehow.

4. Onward Christian teachers?

Comment #88361 by Alan B on November 16, 2007 at 7:31 am

It should be noted that, as far the education of children is concerned, none of the Spiritually Illuminated Teachers that are known, appeared to deliberately teach (some would say 'brainwash') young children as part of their Teaching. There seems to be no scriptural authority that religions could call upon to give credence to religious indoctrination of the young. To establish that this is so, one must examine the original teachings of the Spiritually Illuminated Teacher after whom the religion has been named. All other additions to the scriptures that do not originate from this Spiritually Illuminated Teacher are suspect unless they are made by another Spiritually Illuminated Teacher.