1. Cult leader Pyotr Kuznetsov tries suicide after realising he was wrong about doomsday

Comment #154703 by Henwli on April 3, 2008 at 3:23 pm

Laughed once when I read "...was discovered hitting himself over the head with a log..." in my RSS reader. Laughed out a second time when I read the same bit in the article proper. Totally lost is at the mental image of him resting his head on a stump while desperately banging it with a log.

"Why... OW! Won't... ACH! You... OUCH! Die!"

2. Add another flea to the list...

Comment #132972 by Henwli on February 25, 2008 at 1:25 pm

Aikman is onto something.

I got a papercut reading The God Delusion.

Maybe I'll try prayer and if my finger heals in the next few days, I'll start following... hmm, whatever it is I prayed to.

3. Holy missing link! Ancient bat flew without 'sonar'

Comment #129687 by Henwli on February 19, 2008 at 1:08 pm

It's always fun to see how creobots react to news such as this. One Todd Friel, host of Way of the Master radio, likes to indulge in science news from time to time. According to him, this is just another evilutionist lie (big surprise there) and carried on to joke about all those poor blind bats going about smacking into obstacles until they realized "hey, we need to evolve echolocation!".

I love this show, but my forehead is starting to wear out from all the slapping.

4. A Letter From Hell

Comment #116219 by Henwli on January 25, 2008 at 9:54 pm

A letter from beyond in the mail? In the MAIL? Like, stamped and everything?

Elicits a humorous picture of some hellspawn traipsing into a post office.

I was also amused by the wookie sounds in the background. Wookies in hell. Who doesn't want to go there now?