1. Top 6 Incestuous Relationships In The Bible

Comment #185303 by Bobington on May 27, 2008 at 11:45 am

In all fairness, who among us has not gotten drunk and had sex with his daughters?

Oh wait...

2. Pelosi, Reid shunning Ten Commandments?

Comment #181586 by Bobington on May 17, 2008 at 3:16 pm

Wait but isn't this the same Bill Murray who may have been behind his mothers murder?

Isn't that at least 'allegedly' breaking about half of the commandments?

3. Get out of here, atheists!

Comment #156400 by Bobington on April 7, 2008 at 1:10 pm

We should riot in the streets; looting and pillaging.

Oh wait, we're not the ones who do that.

4. Who wants to kill the elderly?

Comment #153619 by Bobington on April 1, 2008 at 4:58 pm

A 'duty to die'???

I wasn't aware that was optional.

5. Lying for Jesus?

Comment #148679 by Bobington on March 23, 2008 at 3:33 pm

I still believe that Dawkins has undisclosed Ninja skills which allowed him to go unnoticed by security.

6. Religious groups want Russian cartoon channel shut down

Comment #146024 by Bobington on March 18, 2008 at 1:44 pm

Actually we were going to burn some US embassies but decided to go watch a movie instead.

7. Please Call Earth. We Still Haven't Found You.

Comment #138107 by Bobington on March 4, 2008 at 12:20 am

What's the difference between dedicating your life searching for Jesus, and spending your life searching for aliens?

8. A match made on RichardDawkins.net?

Comment #128309 by Bobington on February 16, 2008 at 6:07 pm

Get breeding. We need atheist babies.

9. Study: Religion colors Americans' views of nanotechnology

Comment #128307 by Bobington on February 16, 2008 at 6:05 pm

Under what possible interpretation of reality could nanotechnology be said to be immoral or evil?

Clearly nanotechnology is evil because it implies that everything is made of atoms?!

10. Defying Gravity in Science Class

Comment #127978 by Bobington on February 15, 2008 at 8:27 pm

I shall now totally ruin the joke by explaining it.

The entire problem is one of cohesion versus gravity. For watery spit, the force of cohesion is weaker than the force exerted by gravity so it tends to move down and hit the floor. For more viscous mucous, sucking on it will lower the pressure in your mouth causing the atmospheric pressure of earth to push the spit up into your mouth. As there is a large amount of cohesive strength in the spit, the force of attraction to itself is greater than the pull of gravity.

11. Inventor Doesn't Dare Say 'Perpetual Motion Machine'

Comment #124115 by Bobington on February 8, 2008 at 11:54 am

I'd like to point out that over 80% of PM machines involve magnets.

Also, I don't understand electro-magnetics. Barely passed the class.

12. Christopher Hitchens on Books & Ideas

Comment #123302 by Bobington on February 6, 2008 at 10:58 pm

Why is Hitchens so sexy?

13. The New Atheist Movement

Comment #123301 by Bobington on February 6, 2008 at 10:57 pm

Are they saying we should hide in our Ivory Towers and the academia?

14. New Findings Confirm Darwin's Theory: Evolution Not Random

Comment #113850 by Bobington on January 20, 2008 at 6:51 pm

This article confuses and angers me.

Why in the heck did they post this in the front page? I might be a complete idiot, but this study/article seems like the most ridiculous thing ever.