1. Lynchings in Congo as penis theft panic hits capital

Comment #167131 by ME!0364 on April 23, 2008 at 4:41 pm

Crowd: We have a witch! A witch!
Terry Jones: A witch? How do you know she is a witch?
John Cleese: She shrank my penis!
Terry Jones: (skeptically) Really?
John Cleese: It got better...

2. Interviews with Richard Dawkins and Michael Shermer

Comment #164267 by ME!0364 on April 19, 2008 at 11:01 pm

I was at his presentation in Arizona! He said it was the largest crowd he had ever spoken to. If that can happen here in Arizona, there is hope for the wirld after all!

3. Yoko Ono, Filmmakers Caught in 'Expelled' Flap

Comment #162400 by ME!0364 on April 16, 2008 at 9:49 pm

Lawsuuit! Lawsuit! Lawsuit! (chant it with me people)

4. School bars same-sex partners at formals

Comment #161584 by ME!0364 on April 15, 2008 at 12:27 pm

RobDinsmore: Well, I'm in school right now, and if anyone came out they would be socially shunned by members of the same gender. In fact, 'gay' is basically a substitute for stuoid, like "THat's gay". It isn't even used mostly in a homophobic manner.

5. The Art of Creating Controversy Where None Existed

Comment #159972 by ME!0364 on April 13, 2008 at 1:34 pm

"To some extent, Stephen Colbert is - for US audiences, at least - an Aristophanes. He has a lot of science-oriented people on his show, he deals with religion a LOT, and he's funny as all get out (IMO). He is able to be much harsher on people like Bill O'Reilly, while still being funny, than the also-funny Jon Stewart, because Colbert plays a hyper-religious character to great comic effect--and to great THINKING effect."

Interestingly though, the real Colbert (not the character he plays on TV) is catholic, and even teaches Sunday School. Wierd, because his show is awesome.

6. Inadequate, private and late apology with grotesquely inadequate excuse

Comment #159584 by ME!0364 on April 12, 2008 at 3:09 pm

I disagree with BFKate's statements because:

1. A politicians opinions should matter, because their actions are based on their opinions
2. There is a difference between saying "I think she should resign because of her bigoted remarks" and "I think she should be forced to resign because of her bigoted remarks".

7. Richard Dawkins and Bill Maher

Comment #159572 by ME!0364 on April 12, 2008 at 2:47 pm

Too bad the Proff. wasn't on the panel, I thought he was going to be and that was a small disappointment.
Personally, I find Maher usually funny, and I watch his show. But yes, he has some very crazy ideas.
ANd incidentally, Maher is not an atheist, as he has explixitly stated. He says he views religion as a "burueacracy [I know I spelled it wrong] between man and god".

8. Get out of here, atheists!

Comment #156490 by ME!0364 on April 7, 2008 at 4:38 pm

THis lady supports Obama? We should send angry emails to his campaign site!

9. Biologists Take Evolution Beyond Darwin Way Beyond

Comment #156108 by ME!0364 on April 6, 2008 at 7:10 pm

ASU! ASU! ASU!

10. Upside-down church sculpture on hit list

Comment #154847 by ME!0364 on April 3, 2008 at 8:02 pm

A mosque? Then more people would be mad, because taking offense is what Muslems live for. BUt yes, probably the same people wouldn't be mad.

Personally, I think it's kinda ugly. Also, I don't think art with controversial messages should be put in oublic parks. If you wanna have controversial art is fine, but why should the government put it on their property?

11. Cult leader Pyotr Kuznetsov tries suicide after realising he was wrong about doomsday

Comment #154844 by ME!0364 on April 3, 2008 at 7:55 pm

Dr. Benway: That's weird, because my little brother has autism and he does something very similar when he's angry...


I personally think that finding this article funny isn't bad. The image of a guy trying to commit suicide by hitting his head against a log, the idea that someone can have a 'specialist' knowledge of the apocalypse, or being given a cow by the authorities, or tha fact that they say the end of the world is in May and are giving up already in April are all really funny.

That said, I sincerely hope that the rest of the cultists leave the cave before it collapses or something.

12. Christian Founders 3D Adventure Computer Game

Comment #152981 by ME!0364 on March 31, 2008 at 7:32 pm

Wow, Bibleman is even cheesier than the PowerRangers!

13. Vote on freedom of expression marks the end of Universal Human Rights

Comment #152967 by ME!0364 on March 31, 2008 at 7:17 pm

Mama Mia!!!

14. Seven new deadly sins: are you guilty?

Comment #152966 by ME!0364 on March 31, 2008 at 7:14 pm

If polluting is a sin, and humans breath out carbon dioxide(a greenhouse gas), than by the church's logic, all people in the world (even people in comas) are sinning by being alive...