1. Fear of censure deflects The Golden Compas

Comment #93618 by humperdinck on December 3, 2007 at 6:30 pm

That description is one of my favorite reveals in the His Dark Materials trilogy. Brilliant.

2. Griffin's 'offensive' Emmy speech to be censored

Comment #69545 by humperdinck on September 11, 2007 at 4:52 pm

I am disappointed but entirely unsurprised that the AP article refused to state what the "off-color remark about Christ" was.

It was "Suck it, Jesus!" (I am not making this up.)

3. God is not responsible for war and suffering

Comment #48285 by humperdinck on June 7, 2007 at 10:10 am

a belief less tenable than the relatively well-documented resurrection of Jesus of Nazareth

4. Atheism is pretentious and cowardly

Comment #48096 by humperdinck on June 6, 2007 at 3:18 pm

This article is by far the dumbest thing I've read today. Awesome.

5. Woman - Blame devil for infant in microwave

Comment #44900 by humperdinck on May 25, 2007 at 2:19 pm

"She is hoping to be reunited with her daughter, but Child Protective Services is working to have the parental rights severed."

That's the best part of the article right there.

6. Two idiots get a forum

Comment #36156 by humperdinck on April 30, 2007 at 10:30 am

Say what you want about those banana-arguing knuckleheads, but "Growing Pains" was NOT a pathetic sitcom.