Comments by Diacanu

451. Saudi Arabia Bans Dog Walking in Capital

Comment #230569 by Diacanu on August 14, 2008 at 10:31 pm

I thought WP was Quetz's old lady.

He's gonna lay the smack down on AP's ayuss.

*Pulls out the popcorn*

452. Poll: Should the motto 'In God We Trust' be removed from U.S. currency?

Comment #230562 by Diacanu on August 14, 2008 at 10:12 pm

Irate-

And I thought all the heroes were dead.

*Hugs Irate for an uncomfortably long time, and weeps*

453. Evangelically Serious Science

Comment #230497 by Diacanu on August 14, 2008 at 6:22 pm

Teratornis-

Saying "they're full of shit" is the lazy way out

Yeah, probably, but given that I'd have to materialize a galaxy, and drop it on your fuckin' head to truly jar that ego of yours loose, anything less is automatically going to look lazy.

Oh well, guess I'll have to live with that assessment, won't I?

454. Evangelically Serious Science

Comment #230495 by Diacanu on August 14, 2008 at 6:20 pm

Teratornis-

That's good advice.

I know.

http://bp2.blogger.com/_dyFaT9inPck/SHTbJpLqYgI/AAAAAAAAAA8/viT6v4c4V6M/s1600-h/fop.jpg

455. Evangelically Serious Science

Comment #230454 by Diacanu on August 14, 2008 at 5:23 pm

Teratornis-

What do you aspire to?

Not other people.
All my heroes are dead now.

I guess I'll just have to settle for being me.

456. Evangelically Serious Science

Comment #230443 by Diacanu on August 14, 2008 at 5:10 pm

Teratornis-

So, even apart from my human tendency to feel somewhat perplexed by being labeled as full of shit, I find it disappointing because it completely misses the point. A person can be largely full of shit on lots of things yet still have made a logically valid point.

Well, lemme know when you make one.

457. Enemies of Reason: Available now on DVD!

Comment #230425 by Diacanu on August 14, 2008 at 4:48 pm

Durant-

...serious theistic philosophers;..

There's a phrase that gives me a chuckle every time.

Either there's a God, or there isn't.
No middle ground there.
If there isn't, then all of this theistic philosophy is delusion, and can't be treated seriously.
If it wants to be treated seriously, present evidence of the existence of God.
In 2000 plus years, these assholes haven't done that.
And then they demand respect they utterly refuse to earn.
Fuck 'em.
Go ahead and cry.
Go ahead and label it "bigotry", for all the good it does you.
That kite won't fly.
So go ahead and piss up its rope while you're at it.

458. Evangelically Serious Science

Comment #230419 by Diacanu on August 14, 2008 at 4:31 pm

Sciros-

I actually disagree with those sentiments of Richard's completely.

So did I at the time, and I actually toyed with the idea of jumping on it, but what good would that shit've done, y'know?

Just cuz I let it slide, didn't mean I approved.

Ah, well, common mistake around these parts, I guess.

459. Evangelically Serious Science

Comment #230411 by Diacanu on August 14, 2008 at 4:19 pm

Well, if you want to constantly compare yourself with Dawkins and Harris, write that fucking book of yours already.
Y'know, instead of writing it here.

460. Evangelically Serious Science

Comment #230394 by Diacanu on August 14, 2008 at 3:52 pm

Teratornis-

...although my patience is not infinite...

So I've noted. :)

Pissing off the willfully illogical is one of life's greatest pleasures, after all. Why do you think I'm an atheist? But tying up the religious in logical knots is child's play. It's much more fun to play with people who are least logical enough not to have gotten suckered by religion. One has to work a little higher up the intellectual scale with them.

So you admit you're a wind-up artist.
Okay then.

I've been full of shit lots of times,

So your post record shows. :)

and maybe you could show it, but you would actually have to engage in something resembling a logical debate.

I don't see how that necessarily follows.
Clearmind is full of shit, and I don't regularly engage him in logical debate either.

You're a sophisticated crank, I'll give you that.

So you reject the scientific method, critical thinking, etc.,

Nope.
It's not either/or for me.

What would Sam Harris do?

Frankly, I couldn't give a shit.
Sorry, Sam.

...one of my truth claims.

You mean your little science fiction stories you couldn't sell to Heavy Metal?
That's what I'm meant to roll up my sleeves and tackle to "be taken seriously", by the so-called "adults"?

I dunno, I think if I ran a poll, I'd be in pretty good stead with those I respect here.

Does everybody on this site have to be sensitive and effete?

I'll just joyfully underline this little bit of soft bigotry.

461. Evangelically Serious Science

Comment #230355 by Diacanu on August 14, 2008 at 3:06 pm

Steve Zara-

But seriously, how many babies did you kill this morning brushing your teeth?

See how assholish that shit is, Tera?
Wanna rethink your attitude/tactics?
No?

462. Evangelically Serious Science

Comment #230342 by Diacanu on August 14, 2008 at 2:50 pm

Teratornis-

Thank you for admitting your extreme moral depravity to the world,

Self-righteous hyperbole much?

Well, I think I called it, he got to bitchy in just about 20 posts.

463. Evangelically Serious Science

Comment #230335 by Diacanu on August 14, 2008 at 2:47 pm

Teratornis-

Instead of resenting the people who are risking their lives for your benefit, you should thank them.

Climb down off the cross.
David Robertson needs it.

But of course that would require having enough intelligence...

Fuck off with your patronizing bullshit.
You're not the fucking genius you think you are.
A real genius would figure out how not to be an ego-holic wanker.

464. Evangelically Serious Science

Comment #230322 by Diacanu on August 14, 2008 at 2:35 pm

Teratornis-

Lotta fevered ego there.

From the overall implication that everyone who disagrees with you isn't a clear enough thinker, to this....

the only thing my readers cared about..

Your readers??
This is your own personal blog, and we're your peanut gallery?
Fuck you.
Seriously pal, get the fuck over yourself.

This is why I told you to blow it out your ass.
You're full of shit.
That simple.

Oh no, it CAN'T be that, I have to have deep-seated emotional issues, because Teratornis CAN'T be full of shit.

And it HAS to be explained in a ten page report WHY Teratornis is full of shit, or the assessment can't POSSIBLY be valid.

Get OVER yourself.

Fuck, you're tedious.

Emotional reaction? You're fucking right.
I'm not one of your fuck-bots, you loser.

Maybe I let your bullshit roll off my back for too long before saying anything.
Your ego seemed harmless and amusing so long as it was indulged and thus placated, but it seems to have encouraged your more annoying traits.
Guess I should speak up more.
Y'know, instead of being quiet in the back row like I usually am. ;)

465. Evangelically Serious Science

Comment #230303 by Diacanu on August 14, 2008 at 2:22 pm

Decius-

and then, you have to have sex with your bike.

http://www.ibelieveinadv.com/commons/shiverorizz.jpg

Man, Google has been really good to me today.

466. Evangelically Serious Science

Comment #230260 by Diacanu on August 14, 2008 at 1:31 pm

http://www.impactlab.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/robot-sex.jpg

467. Evangelically Serious Science

Comment #230251 by Diacanu on August 14, 2008 at 1:23 pm

Still on the passive aggression, with a touch of pissy.

Bet we can get him up to bitchy in 20 or so posts.

468. Evangelically Serious Science

Comment #230246 by Diacanu on August 14, 2008 at 1:19 pm

http://www.destructoid.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/06/free robot sex 2.0.jpg

469. Evangelically Serious Science

Comment #230233 by Diacanu on August 14, 2008 at 1:03 pm

Oooo, insincerity, and backhanded insults from the blowhard now.

Bra-vo.

If I keep poking, will you progress from passive-aggressive, to snitty, and from snitty to bitchy?

:)

470. We need to stop being such cowards about Islam

Comment #230228 by Diacanu on August 14, 2008 at 12:55 pm

Fanusi-

Type faster! It logs you out after 5 minutes of inactivity.

471. Evangelically Serious Science

Comment #230225 by Diacanu on August 14, 2008 at 12:54 pm

Teratornis-

Blow it out your ass, you insincere wind-up artist blowhard.
:)

472. God's Warriors

Comment #230212 by Diacanu on August 14, 2008 at 12:35 pm

bonzai-

Ugh, that...thing.

Thanks for reminding me.
Bye, erections.
See ya in 2012.

473. The rebellion of the child-brides

Comment #230208 by Diacanu on August 14, 2008 at 12:31 pm

cerad-

Phew, good thing that was irony, or I would've eaten your skin.

474. God's Warriors

Comment #230202 by Diacanu on August 14, 2008 at 12:25 pm

Alan-

Ugh, fuck O'Reilly.
Fevered fucking ego.
Why hasn't his 15 minutes run out yet?

Jayzus, there's really something stunted about a culture that looks to a narcissist for pearls of wisdom.

475. Poll: Should the motto 'In God We Trust' be removed from U.S. currency?

Comment #230194 by Diacanu on August 14, 2008 at 12:16 pm

Who submitted this fuggin' thing, and why wasn't it checked?

Josh, you got some 'splainin' to do!!

476. Poll: Should the motto 'In God We Trust' be removed from U.S. currency?

Comment #230187 by Diacanu on August 14, 2008 at 12:04 pm

quine-

Beacha to it. ;)

477. God's Warriors

Comment #230185 by Diacanu on August 14, 2008 at 12:03 pm

The whole concept of "God's warriors", is a laugh.

What does an omnipotent being need with bodyguards?

Fuck, what does he need with all the jabbering mouthpieces?
Tell me that shit from the fucking clouds, if it's so goddamned important.

478. We need to stop being such cowards about Islam

Comment #230181 by Diacanu on August 14, 2008 at 12:00 pm

Gregg-

Yes!! Rawk!!
*Headbangs*

479. Poll: Should the motto 'In God We Trust' be removed from U.S. currency?

Comment #230179 by Diacanu on August 14, 2008 at 11:56 am

SharonMcT-

Ahh. I feel better after having read that. ;)

Glad to be of service, babe. :)

480. Poll: Should the motto 'In God We Trust' be removed from U.S. currency?

Comment #230177 by Diacanu on August 14, 2008 at 11:54 am

Ian-

I keep telling you guys, have a revolution!
We did!
It's fun!

Plus, nowadays, it wouldn't have to be bloody.
How many dipshits they got guarding the dumbass queen these days?
You could overpower 'em with a crowd of angry punkers, and "boo" and tomato them out of town.

Doo eeet!!

481. Poll: Should the motto 'In God We Trust' be removed from U.S. currency?

Comment #230150 by Diacanu on August 14, 2008 at 11:22 am

No. The motto has historical and patriotic significance and does nothing to establish a state religion.

Are you fucking kidding me??

Historical??

It only goes back the shitty fucking 50's, and all that paranoid McCarthy, conformist, industrial-age, military robot, sheep herd mentality.

And fuck patriotism too, really.
All it serves as is a drumbeat by politicians to send your kids to fucking die in the next shitty imperial adventure dreamed up by the next sociopath the drooling ya-fucking-hoos vote in.

Fuck fly over country, fuck their horrible "values", and fuck the stupid hurt offended look on their fat idiot faces when I say this shit to 'em.

Fuck their pickup trucks, fuck their ugly kids, fuck their awful identical tract houses, fuck the horrible shit on radio and TV they vote onto the airwaves with their greasy crinkled fucking dollars, with their fucking "in god we trust", on 'em, and fuck their horrible Wal-Mart clothing.
If that's America, then fuck it.
Fuck it up the ass.
And fuck you if you disagree, you're one of them, and you're the walking dead.
Fucking moving meat that passes for human in this culture.
Fuck you!

Ahh, I feel better. :)

482. We need to stop being such cowards about Islam

Comment #230145 by Diacanu on August 14, 2008 at 11:12 am

Greg-

Aheur! Sorry! :P

You pick the next song. :)

483. We need to stop being such cowards about Islam

Comment #230136 by Diacanu on August 14, 2008 at 10:38 am

Gliddy glub gloopy
Nibby nabby noopy
La la la lo lo
Sabba sibby sabba
Nooby abba nabba
Le le lo lo
Tooby ooby walla
Nooby abba naba
Early morning singing song!!

484. We need to stop being such cowards about Islam

Comment #230133 by Diacanu on August 14, 2008 at 10:31 am

*Looks around*

Is it?....is?.....*listens*.....it's over!!

It's overrr!!

She's gone!!

SHE'S GOOONE!!!

*The clouds part*

*A rainbow forms*

*The sun looks down, grins, nods, and goes "mmm hmmm"*

*Birds start cheeping*

*Multi-racial children pop out from behind hay bails and start singing "good morning starshine"*

*The birds keep tune with the song*

*Everyone joins hands and joins in the chorus*

485. We need to stop being such cowards about Islam

Comment #230128 by Diacanu on August 14, 2008 at 10:14 am

And....330, done.

Jayzus H. Keerist!

486. We need to stop being such cowards about Islam

Comment #230127 by Diacanu on August 14, 2008 at 10:09 am

Well, up to post 250 so far.
What a tedious and draining persona this BFKate is.
Does she eventually shut up and go away?

487. The God Delusion

Comment #229732 by Diacanu on August 14, 2008 at 2:03 am

Downunder-

I've replaced the label "god" by the label "life"

*Facepalm*
Not this again.....

488. The God Delusion

Comment #229489 by Diacanu on August 13, 2008 at 5:03 pm

What info_dump said. :P

489. The God Delusion

Comment #229464 by Diacanu on August 13, 2008 at 4:20 pm

I like J Mac's moxie, and I agree.

490. The God Delusion

Comment #229452 by Diacanu on August 13, 2008 at 3:50 pm

Steve-

They will quote-mine and say "look at what gay people post on RD.net".

This is true.

Although why they no longer include blacks and women in their political weaseling can only be chalked up to the very social zeitgeist they refuse to believe in.

Hmph, ain't religion neat?

I've been pondering why religiots have dug in their fingernails on homophobia, and I've concluded it's really their last stand.

I mean, they've lost slavery, they've lost racism, they've lost misogyny, without homophobia, what's really left of christianity?

What's left?
The stupid superstitions, and science is slowly but surely slaughtering those.

And the tedious rituals, and stupid pageants.

And who wants to go through that shit without the superstitions to scare you into them?

So, the whole homophobia thing is the last political axe they get to grind.

It's a pathetic fucking cause, but they'll hang onto it like a drowning man grasping for a branch.

Kinda sad that gets to be the last thing to define this once powerful religion.
"Eeew, pee pee in the bum bum! Yucky poo!".
That's it.
That's all that's left of their political platform.

That, and fetus worship.
But, they seem to be harping more on the gay thing lately.

I think they must smell eventual defeat with the fetus thing, because they know real born living people, even some conservatives, want the goddamned stem cell cures.

I kinda spiraled off into a tangent, didn't I?

Ah well...

..today's been boring, I gotta do something.

491. The God Delusion

Comment #229442 by Diacanu on August 13, 2008 at 3:20 pm

I think I'll just pull up a lawn chair, a bag of salty snacks, and some soda for this one.....

492. The God Delusion

Comment #229433 by Diacanu on August 13, 2008 at 3:09 pm

Steve-

Your attacks are targeted with precision. As Brian said, it may be inappropriate, but it is still targetted.

Well...thanks.

I actually DO try to come in here full of a rage, and throw drunken haymakers at everyone, but some genius chip I don't even know I have must catch me like a net.
*Shrug*

493. The God Delusion

Comment #229427 by Diacanu on August 13, 2008 at 3:01 pm

Brian English-

That's demeaning to DR's missus. Not as demeaning as being married to DR I'm sure, but still, unnecessary. /bad humour

Well, IMO context matters.

I didn't just go "your wife's a cum-catcher".

I pretty much said DR must think of her that way the way he always parades her in his "I have to run away!", excuses.

It was part of a larger point, which in turn was part of a larger argument.

But still...

494. The God Delusion

Comment #229421 by Diacanu on August 13, 2008 at 2:55 pm

Steve-

Dude...I called DR's wife a cum-catcher.
How am I not perverse??

495. The God Delusion

Comment #229402 by Diacanu on August 13, 2008 at 2:30 pm

Quetz-

Oh, I know about Goatse, wrote a rant about it once even.
http://www.network54.com/Forum/17956/message/1093479783/"Goatse rant"

Just didn't know why it made Steve flip out.
Didja see it, Steve?
Was just confused how one word could cause such a kerfuffle is all....

496. The God Delusion

Comment #229396 by Diacanu on August 13, 2008 at 2:15 pm

Steve-

what did KKelly say that was so hideous?

Did he edit his comment, and I missed it?

497. Do stop behaving as if you are God, Professor Dawkins

Comment #229305 by Diacanu on August 13, 2008 at 10:50 am

How many have we got now?
Is it divisible by seven?

498. Do stop behaving as if you are God, Professor Dawkins

Comment #229293 by Diacanu on August 13, 2008 at 10:28 am

So Red Dwarf is a Native American?

It's cooold outsiiiide no kid of atmosphere, I'm all alone, more or less, let me flyyy far away from here, fun, fun, fuuun, in the sun sun, suuun.

499. Do stop behaving as if you are God, Professor Dawkins

Comment #229289 by Diacanu on August 13, 2008 at 10:25 am

Saliva!

500. Do stop behaving as if you are God, Professor Dawkins

Comment #229285 by Diacanu on August 13, 2008 at 10:23 am

Menstration, vaginal lubricant,....