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Comment #216660 by Tezcatlipoca on July 23, 2008 at 11:28 am

Phas!

I take great offense at the pre cooked brat comment! On sunday I took uncooked brats, simmered them in beer with onions peppercorns and garlic and then finished them off on the grill. But then again I live in an area contiguous to the Great Lakes. East of the Mississippi and North of the Mason-Dixon line...

p.s. The beer was not bud light!

-edit- baby! the other white meat...

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Comment #216636 by Tezcatlipoca on July 23, 2008 at 11:03 am

Oh man,

a cherry slurpee would so finish me off. I'm already in a food coma from my bowl of gumbo at lunch. Stop the torture.

503. Islam subway ads cause stir in New York

Comment #216629 by Tezcatlipoca on July 23, 2008 at 10:58 am

That's no lady, that's my wife!

Thank You I'll be here all week. Try the veal.

504. Islam subway ads cause stir in New York

Comment #216610 by Tezcatlipoca on July 23, 2008 at 10:39 am

Here's a link to a bit of irony...

www.msnbc.msn.com/id/25803777/?GT1=43001

-edit- my lisp is marking all those posts as offensive!

505. Islam subway ads cause stir in New York

Comment #216600 by Tezcatlipoca on July 23, 2008 at 10:23 am

I'm marking comment #216598 as offensive to my lisp... ;P

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Comment #216597 by Tezcatlipoca on July 23, 2008 at 10:19 am

don't forget

6:66 Those named Joe Morreale shall be without women, here or in the afterlife. And in the material world they shall be PWND

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Comment #216539 by Tezcatlipoca on July 23, 2008 at 9:24 am

So take your balls and git off the playground then.

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Comment #216496 by Tezcatlipoca on July 23, 2008 at 8:50 am

I would like to see a claymation Celebrity Deathmatch bout. I'd resuscribe to digital cable to see it. I can hear Mills Lane now..."lets get it on!"

509. Islam subway ads cause stir in New York

Comment #216450 by Tezcatlipoca on July 23, 2008 at 7:58 am

Bonzai,

I think Al-Rawandi explained on the Harun Yahoo! thread why the rednecks really converted.

Al- "All (White pearl),



I am sorry you had to see the true face of Islam. A little background here on the psychology of converts (I have been around them, spoken to them, studied them)... Converts are generally (about 90% or more) socially awkward and outcast. They are to a man (yes the men) struggling with issues with women. Mommy problems, or sexual frustration.

To men who have been unable to have any relationship with a woman, let alone a successful one, Islam provides the perfect lifestyle, one where women have their sexuality strictly controlled and they are lowered to the status of second class human. They are segregated from the men and forbidden from marrying outside of the religion.

Joe has revealed himself as just this person. The rage he feels at the sexuality of women is telling. He resents their sexuality, in which he has never been able to partake. He cannot attract a woman, so he gets his revenge in Islam, he adopts a system where women are put in their place. Forced from public life and freedom, and expected to "clean dishes".

Congratulations to whitepearl for finally pushing Joe to do what I knew he eventually would, expose himself as the sexually pathetic being he is. Islam is Joe's revenge against women, who dared to reject him and choose another. "

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Comment #215905 by Tezcatlipoca on July 22, 2008 at 1:31 pm

Thanks for the softball Joe.

"I SEE THAT AGAIN YOU ARE TRING TO PLAY MIND GAMES WITH ME. WRONG MOVE BOYS, WRONG MOVE."

Ya gotta have a mind, Joe...ya gotta have a mind.

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Comment #215849 by Tezcatlipoca on July 22, 2008 at 12:37 pm

Rape, Blackmail and Extortion are "ruffled feathers"? Please continue...

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Comment #215842 by Tezcatlipoca on July 22, 2008 at 12:30 pm

Decius,

Are you trying to make UGLY WRETCHED ATHEIST SCUM? There can be only one...

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Comment #215812 by Tezcatlipoca on July 22, 2008 at 12:03 pm

A moron, cut and pasting a rapist who is inspired by a paedophile...

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Comment #215750 by Tezcatlipoca on July 22, 2008 at 9:47 am

Joe,
The pain is scrolling past the cut and paste job. It is reminiscent of watching a screening of Gigli.

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Comment #215733 by Tezcatlipoca on July 22, 2008 at 9:32 am

TWP- make sure you're barefoot and pregnant while doing those dishes...

Epeeist, have you been demoted? He only called you Joker this time.

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Comment #215717 by Tezcatlipoca on July 22, 2008 at 9:19 am

"This will be enough for today boys"

I got rid of the caps for ya Joe even if it was another lie.

You should look up the definition of oxymoron. But wait, I see you've found it... scienceislam.com

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Comment #215710 by Tezcatlipoca on July 22, 2008 at 9:14 am

Cut and past or caps locks...its still a product of the spittle you've managed to gunk up your keyboard with Joe. Your prophet was a paedophile and a caravan robber. Sounds pretty materialist to me...

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Comment #215700 by Tezcatlipoca on July 22, 2008 at 9:08 am

I'm about to have a bit of roast topped with swiss dipped into some au jus here in a moment. Sweet!

p.s. re the sicilian...was death on the line?

-edit- or should I say savory instead of sweet?

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Comment #215634 by Tezcatlipoca on July 22, 2008 at 8:12 am

Joe,

The Spanish did not intentionally do this. They did not want to work the land themselves. They wanted to be the land owners. I know you won't but if you wanted to clear up that little misconception you have about that you might want to look into the workings of the hacienda system. It requires a labor pool of grunts to do the work.

Joe,

did you drool into your keyboard again? Your caps lock seems to be malfunctioning.

520. The Return of Religion

Comment #215620 by Tezcatlipoca on July 22, 2008 at 8:02 am

Hmmm,

did anyone else notice that TWP's comment coincided with the number of the beast? Bwah hah hah haaa! The truth is revealed. If I knew how to photoshop (or really had the inclination to go beyond my current vegetative desk potato state) I'd add the appropriately demonic red eyes to her avatar. Maybe RM can do it since he seems to have a lot of time on his hands...

521. Nine face stoning death in Iran

Comment #214954 by Tezcatlipoca on July 21, 2008 at 5:38 am

-Sausage munching fuckwit-

Which one of you fascist put a spycam in my car and caught me munching breakfast (leftover bratwursts) on the way to work???

522. Richard Dawkins slaps creationists into the primordial soup

Comment #214755 by Tezcatlipoca on July 20, 2008 at 9:36 pm

I saw Dweezil covering his dad's work 11 days ago. I had forgotten how much I enjoy Frank Zappa's work.

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Comment #214750 by Tezcatlipoca on July 20, 2008 at 9:30 pm

Do you think when Joe says "Ugly wretched atheist scum" it sounds like an Imperial saying "Rebel scum" in the Star Wars series? You can almost see a Jedi hood behind Epeeist's head I think...;P

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Comment #214740 by Tezcatlipoca on July 20, 2008 at 9:02 pm

Jeebus H fucking Christ!

I leave for a day, having just made the joker list and now I see that Epeeist has gotten the bar raised to UWAS! I also find that my scroll bar cannot move fast enough to get past the cut and paste dreck that joe has spewn forth. Damn! Now I'll have to clean my boots. Hasta Manana!

525. [UPDATED] Venomous Snakes, Slippery Eels and Harun Yahya

Comment #213950 by Tezcatlipoca on July 19, 2008 at 9:02 am

Your quite enough of an apologist for me Joe. I'm sure you'll cut and paste something soon enough.

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Comment #213939 by Tezcatlipoca on July 19, 2008 at 8:49 am

TWP better have one of her male relatives present as well or they might have to kill her "for their honor".

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Comment #213936 by Tezcatlipoca on July 19, 2008 at 8:46 am

Why divorce when you can accuse your wife of infidelity and kill her? Why report rape if it's accepted practice? Sexual morality is a relative term. If your magic book says having intercourse with a 9 year old is not immoral then it must be ok. The caravan robber is not a paedophile. If a woman carries herself in a manner that does not offend a man she may live. Dignity is not really an issue, servility is. A good dishwasher, mop bucket, and frying pan are probably valued as highly as these women.

So mutilating female genitalia, honor killings and such are the key to happiness then?

You are pathetic.

-edit- Vile, not pathetic.

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Comment #213928 by Tezcatlipoca on July 19, 2008 at 8:33 am

TWP,

you're in Texas...couldn't cowboy be a verb? As in cowboy up? It's obscure, regional and irregular but a verb I think.

529. [UPDATED] Venomous Snakes, Slippery Eels and Harun Yahya

Comment #213918 by Tezcatlipoca on July 19, 2008 at 8:23 am

Yes! I finally made the list!

530. [UPDATED] Venomous Snakes, Slippery Eels and Harun Yahya

Comment #213914 by Tezcatlipoca on July 19, 2008 at 8:19 am

Joe,

it doesn't work on you because you are a stupid, dogmatic moron. I hate to think I've tossed you a bone and fed you but it's obviously too late. Mohammed already did that while your forehead was pressed to the ground. I hear he's into that sort of thing and if you are too that's fine. Just because he confused you for a nine year old girl doesn't make you special or enlightened.

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Comment #213909 by Tezcatlipoca on July 19, 2008 at 8:13 am

Joe,

If she didn't wear her hijab she'd be judged alright...then stoned or raped etc etc... So she can be judged for her mind. Let her speak it -edit- within earshot of a man- and see what happens.

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Comment #213899 by Tezcatlipoca on July 19, 2008 at 7:52 am

I think spam is appropriate as well since he cuts and pastes mindlessly like a bot

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Comment #213479 by Tezcatlipoca on July 18, 2008 at 1:29 pm

Apparently not (troll button)

leaving work...hasta manana...(all at time and a half)

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Comment #213463 by Tezcatlipoca on July 18, 2008 at 1:19 pm

What gymnastics a triple re-paste with a half twist.

INCONCEIVABLE!

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Comment #213459 by Tezcatlipoca on July 18, 2008 at 1:17 pm

So, are leather ass-less chaps anaethema?

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Comment #213456 by Tezcatlipoca on July 18, 2008 at 1:16 pm

Decius,

Don't forget Vizzini!

Inconceivable!

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Comment #213453 by Tezcatlipoca on July 18, 2008 at 1:14 pm

Hey Joe,

This is a real link...

www.answering-islam.org/Hoaxes/cousteau.html

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Comment #213409 by Tezcatlipoca on July 18, 2008 at 12:33 pm

YOU THINK TOU COULD FOOL A SICILIAN AH!

INCONCEIVABLE!!!

I couldn't help myself,

Tez

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Comment #213397 by Tezcatlipoca on July 18, 2008 at 12:26 pm

Quetz and Gregg,

Blame IMDB and their movie quotes. Everytime I hear or read the word Sicilian I picture Vizzini. INCONCIEVABLE!!!

edit- Al, If you go to France to kick some butt count me in...as long as it's June or after...Mom is a Deutschlander after all...

Hmm, somehow I'm feeling all Dr Strangelove after that statement...

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Comment #213389 by Tezcatlipoca on July 18, 2008 at 12:20 pm

More Princess Bride...

Vizzini: INCONCEIVABLE.

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[In the boat in the morning]
Inigo Montoya: He's right on top of us. I wonder if he is using the same wind we are using.

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[Vizzini has just cut the rope The Dread Pirate Roberts is climbing up]
Vizzini: HE DIDN'T FALL? INCONCEIVABLE.
Inigo Montoya: You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means

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Comment #213384 by Tezcatlipoca on July 18, 2008 at 12:15 pm

The cut and paste of your own cut and past was a bit redundant don't ya think Joe? I thought we were talking about a circus performer not some sort of infomercial for some amazing product that gets cat piss stains out of the carpet.

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Comment #213358 by Tezcatlipoca on July 18, 2008 at 11:57 am

"The Amazing Qu'ran"

So, it's a circus performer now?

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Comment #213338 by Tezcatlipoca on July 18, 2008 at 11:49 am

couldn't resist...

Joe,

the only pounding of "the sicilian" occurs in the palm of your hand. preferrably with the shades drawn.

544. The Return of Religion

Comment #213330 by Tezcatlipoca on July 18, 2008 at 11:45 am

The Smiths and Morrissey always reminded me of theme music for stalkers and other violators of restraining orders. Not that I didn't like the music mind you. I listened to Everyday Like Sunday just a few hours ago...

Linkin Park is okay but in my opinion they don't sound very good "live".

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Comment #213318 by Tezcatlipoca on July 18, 2008 at 11:36 am

Joe,

What reaction? Oh yeah, here at Michigan State University they set the cultures of E Coli on it that mutated to digest Citrate!

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Comment #213314 by Tezcatlipoca on July 18, 2008 at 11:35 am

With the Sicilian statement I couldn't resist.

From The Princess Bride

Man in Black, Vizzini: [they drink ]
Man in Black: You guessed wrong.
Vizzini: You only think I guessed wrong! That's what's so funny! I switched glasses when your back was turned! Ha ha! You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous is never get involved in a land war in Asia, but only slightly less well-known is this: never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha...
Vizzini: [Vizzini stops suddenly, and falls dead to the right]
Buttercup: And to think, all that time it was your cup that was poisoned.
Man in Black: They were both poisoned. I spent the last few years building up an immunity to iocane powder.

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Comment #213303 by Tezcatlipoca on July 18, 2008 at 11:27 am

TWP, this is for you...

"I wanna be a cowboy, and you can be my cowgirl"

-Boys Don't Cry

p.s. I got my boots at the Fort Worth Stockyards!

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Comment #213266 by Tezcatlipoca on July 18, 2008 at 10:55 am

Joe...

Vain hopes, whims, desires and wishful thinking = A deliberately blind and deluded fool's belief in the manifest truth of Dog.

Corrected it for ya...

your welcome!

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Comment #213262 by Tezcatlipoca on July 18, 2008 at 10:52 am

Apathy,

Schrodinger's Cat, of course!

550. The Boundaries of Belief

Comment #213246 by Tezcatlipoca on July 18, 2008 at 10:34 am

SAG,

I thought you knew...The King (Elvis) is alive! At least that's what I read in the Weekly World News (while it was still in print)