Comments by thewhitepearl

Comment #231843 by thewhitepearl on August 17, 2008 at 7:23 am

Laurie,

In about ten minutes. You mean your blog? I already ready it. I couldn't stop laughing, but I knew what I was in for due to the title.

I shall go ahead and bid farwell now.

Don't worry I'll keep wielding the bat. Bonzai is annoyed by anything I say. As he feels I'm a spoiled rich brat.

meh oh well.

552. A flea we missed?

Comment #231837 by thewhitepearl on August 17, 2008 at 7:16 am

Maybe it is just me not having a sense of humour, but I think the cricket bat thing being one of the most stupid comments here, and the repetitiveness only makes it more annoying.

Anyone else?

[reaches for bat]

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Comment #231835 by thewhitepearl on August 17, 2008 at 7:13 am

Apathy,

Yes, yes I think that perhaps you are right. And that link was funny.

Has anyone noticed that the comment links on the front page are linking to the wrong part of the thread? Or is that just me?

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Comment #231831 by thewhitepearl on August 17, 2008 at 7:03 am

Bonzai

The first part of your comment is your opinion and does not warrant the wrath of the bat.

However the second part of your comment:

At least kkelly is shocking and sick in a somewhat original way.

[whack]

You can not scurry away fast enough. I tear through rifts, I can find you anywhere.

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Comment #231827 by thewhitepearl on August 17, 2008 at 6:56 am

Apathy,

Thank you sir. But of course I will be safe, for I am a safety girl.

Now whom shall I pass on cricket abilites to while I'm gone?

Isthatclear,

Yes, I am holding a bloody cricket bat. You should take note.

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Comment #231813 by thewhitepearl on August 17, 2008 at 6:30 am

Morning All-

Thought I'd poke my little head in and see whats going on before I leave.

See everyone is still battling it out with DR. I see he is out to prove me wrong.

Meh oh well.

I would like to know what kind of faith it is that he has if not a blind one? I guess jesus shows him the way so it's not entirely blind. More like invisible.

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Comment #231736 by thewhitepearl on August 17, 2008 at 12:45 am

Laurie,

I should be on the look out for another post soon then?

AND I read your reply to doo doo rant. Bravo. Squashed that one.

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Comment #231731 by thewhitepearl on August 17, 2008 at 12:23 am

Laurie,

Yes I did. I hit myself.

Oh I realise that. I really just hate how they are always trying to "prove" things when their entire religion is based on "faith". 100% Blind faith. Why even bother with trying to prove anything? But alas! I always hear statements such as

"Proof of the ark"
"Proof of Jesus existence"
"Proof of angels"
"Proof of demons"

Apparently they don't understand faith. Let us handle the evidence side. Stop trying to dig your noses into wordly events since your entire delusional world is based on faith and beliefs that are "not of this world".

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OMGoodnes a picture of your gorgeous grand daughter!!! So cute!

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Comment #231729 by thewhitepearl on August 17, 2008 at 12:08 am

Well that was fast.

I suspect DR won't answer a real question. As usual. Just fish out the comments that he can retort with some wise ass comment and disappear.

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Comment #231724 by thewhitepearl on August 16, 2008 at 11:38 pm

Yeah, yeah, wp - I know why *shakes head in consternation at the things these youngsters get up to these days*

[gasp] That is not why Sir. The food is better. Geezus.

Bye!! See ya later..You're leaving just in the nic of time!

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He autographed my copy of "The Blind Watchmaker

I'm jealous!

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Evolved - that is some faith! What is your evidence for this?

Really?

[grabs cricket bat and hits HERSELF upside the head]

but that there posts contain some substance and do not consist of telling people how stupid they are.

It did. You of course could have taken out all of the parts that you felt I was name calling but of course I made points that actually made people think.

And I didn't call anyone stupid. If you feel I pointed out the stupidty of their nature, well then I'm sorry. Not my problem.

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Comment #231720 by thewhitepearl on August 16, 2008 at 11:25 pm

If we're going to go into SA territory, I'd rather it be Colombia.

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Comment #231717 by thewhitepearl on August 16, 2008 at 11:19 pm

Jesus,

We have had quite a few discussions on gender issues. Don't lurk around, just dive right in.

What brought you this way?

Laurie,

I say we try to meet somewhere in the middle. As it would be cheaper to fly to the moon. Majority rules who lives where and such...

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TWP, it is from the preamble into The Philosophers Song from the Pythons

D'oh!

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Comment #231715 by thewhitepearl on August 16, 2008 at 11:14 pm

8,

That is not an over statement. I sometimes laugh so hard I have trouble catching my breath. I'm by myself, and their is a time delay. Then when you factor everyones personality, delivery, and body language...We'd be in trouble for sure.

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Comment #231708 by thewhitepearl on August 16, 2008 at 11:05 pm

Laurie,

Why'd you have to be so hard on Jesus? He hasn't said anything wrong yet. geez. Don't scare him away, we're hungry for some action. Let's see what he has to say..

So Jesus what brings you this way??

I must have missed the whole pooftah joke when it first started. Although I can pretty much gather what the meaning behind that is.

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Damn! We're going to have to all meet up, one of these days. Imagine how out of hand things could get if we were all in the same place at the same time? Beautiful!

I KNOW! That's what me and Ap were discussing earlier. But I am DEAD serious. It would be a freaking ball.

I say we all start putting aside money and figure this out.

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Comment #231700 by thewhitepearl on August 16, 2008 at 10:57 pm

Jesus,

Are you looking for the forum or do you want to post on the threads?

I believe there is a help section in the forum section.

Any way you can post in the forum or you can have more live interaction by doing what you are doing now. Posting on the articles threads.

Mordy,

Geez now I have to research these characters

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Comment #231695 by thewhitepearl on August 16, 2008 at 10:40 pm

Laurie,

You will not have to hide behind my skirt. Do not be afraid. I'll have the bat.

He will have no choice in the matter.

But geez now I am curious what this pussy galore is all about.

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Comment #231691 by thewhitepearl on August 16, 2008 at 10:16 pm

Laurie,

Damn you had to use James Bond examples huh? I don't like those movies.

Pussy galore?

[whines] Why does Al, get to be 007??? Why can't HE be pussy galore?

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Comment #231683 by thewhitepearl on August 16, 2008 at 9:47 pm

Mme Producer?

Oh dear scriptwriter, of course we would consider you. However, do you think that we would need a scriptwriter?

Oh well for the movie, of course. Yes you can be the scriptwriter. Of course I'll have to run it by Ap, but I am more than sure he will be thrilled and honored as I am to have you appointed to the task of scriptwriting.

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Comment #231681 by thewhitepearl on August 16, 2008 at 9:37 pm

Laurie,

I suppose we do but geezus "club pearl" what a twat. She just wanted to argue..

*gasp* No! Man are you telling me people are hacking into my blog and posting under my name? Identity theft these days knows no boundaries.

:)

I'm sorry, I suppose we could take the talk to my blog.

But on another note, I saw that doo doorant has been busy in the forum area:

http://richarddawkins.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=53850

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Sty,

Oh sheesh my post to him was anything but wise or patient. But any way if you are considering it, don't let the opinion of yourself bother you, as I feel you would make wonderful points. But if you decide against it believe me I understand.

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Comment #231678 by thewhitepearl on August 16, 2008 at 9:20 pm

Mordy,

Nu-uh?

[sigh]

Women. Geez how can she get all cat-y on me?

My avatar was a freaking cricket bat for christs sake. Can't fucking win around here.

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Comment #231676 by thewhitepearl on August 16, 2008 at 9:08 pm

Sty,

I think that you should. You do seem irate enough about the whole situation to make a point well known indeed.

Laurie,

Thank you, thank you. [bows]

Yes they need to have the fear of pearl struck in them. Perhaps I will change the picture on my blog as well. If they go to my blog and see how short and un-scary I really am, it defeats the whole purpose. :)

:(

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Comment #231672 by thewhitepearl on August 16, 2008 at 8:44 pm

Laurie,

You like the av you don't think it's to, um intense?

Fiz,

Well said! But coming from you that is no surprise.

Sty,

Have you posted anything on the FCOS?

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Comment #231664 by thewhitepearl on August 16, 2008 at 7:54 pm

Wir fliegen nach England" is one of my favorites, too.

Smartass.

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Comment #231662 by thewhitepearl on August 16, 2008 at 7:43 pm

On the olympic subject I would like to add that the most annoying thing about watching the Olympics is the commentators. They NEVER shut up. You would think the were getting paid for every damn word they say.

Any way, I really like germany's national anthem.

575. Enemies of Reason: Available now on DVD!

Comment #231658 by thewhitepearl on August 16, 2008 at 7:19 pm

Here you go mate...

[passes 10 pearldollars towards jmac]

576. Enemies of Reason: Available now on DVD!

Comment #231656 by thewhitepearl on August 16, 2008 at 7:13 pm

And she will gladly share this ability with others... piss her of and her cricket bat will smack you back to the stone age.

You are now entitled to one year free membership into Club Pearl.

Congratulations!!!

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Comment #231653 by thewhitepearl on August 16, 2008 at 7:00 pm

You too Apathy,

Hopefully I get to talk to you before I leave but if not, I'll see ya soon. Have a great nights sleep.

Behave.

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Mordy,

It's now 14-0.

I take this as a sign, for as far back as I can recall when the Cowboys suck in pre they tend to make up for it during the regular season. I suppose I'll wander off to the synchronised diving as well.

Not only does Club Pearl have a triple AAA discount but you are also protected under the Cricket Clause. Concierge services and I include free bottles of my favourite vodkas every year. When you visit Club Pearl hadquarters you are also guaranteed a free stay at the Club House (err loft). The benefits are wonderful.

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Comment #231650 by thewhitepearl on August 16, 2008 at 6:37 pm

How deliciously comical that someone wants to keep posting non-sense after just pointing the finger at everyone else.

Yet won't actually address anything directed towards him. Just keeps going on and on.

A bit sour about something I see.

Mordy,

End of first quarter and denver is up by 7.

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Comment #231647 by thewhitepearl on August 16, 2008 at 6:31 pm

J Mac

How about fleas we wished we had missed?

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Comment #231645 by thewhitepearl on August 16, 2008 at 6:26 pm

Alright guys,

Moving on to something MUCH more intresting then Corewhatshisface-

How about discussing what particular shade of blue you think the sky is going to be tomorrow?

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Comment #231638 by thewhitepearl on August 16, 2008 at 6:17 pm

Atheism isn't a club you join, or another religion - it's the default term for those who do not beleive their is a supernatural entity.

If this thread makes you ashamed that you don't believe in a god, i really can't help you.

You put that better than I did Ap! Gracias!

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Comment #231635 by thewhitepearl on August 16, 2008 at 6:08 pm

Mordy,

Aww I'm sorry. Forty whiners suck.

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Comment #231634 by thewhitepearl on August 16, 2008 at 6:05 pm

Core,

It has. For futher review you can go to my blog. Like everyone else knows to do.

And as much as I can't believe I'm saying this, TWP et al hereon are all acting like a bunch of young spoiled brats. Boring, useless foolishness

Perhaps, but maybe if YOU have been dealing with Mr. Robertson as much as we have YOU would be upset as well.

And David Robertson's reasoning on HIS OWN forum concerning why he deleted TWP's post seemed to me perfectly reasonable, exhibiting kindness the poster didn't merit, and well within his right as the site owner.

Oh that may very well be true, but calling someone a fool is not very unkind now is it?

If you also knew of Mr. Robertsons constant complaint of censorship you would realise of course how much a hypocrite he is.

RD must be so pleased with all this recent nonsense, and you all must have too much time to waste. Get an adult life, the lot of you, Jesus! Some of you people make me ashamed to be an atheist.

Pot, Kettle?

You don't approve of the actions on the board and claim that we are wasting our time and yet you yourself decided to throw in your two cents.

Any way

[WHACK]

Some of you people make me ashamed to be an atheist.

Right, because us atheist all have the same view. Or a code of "atheism".

fucktard.

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Comment #231630 by thewhitepearl on August 16, 2008 at 5:46 pm

Ooooooooooooooooooooooo Apaaaaaatheeeee,

Heads up a left a comment on lauries blog. I've been waiting on you to read it.

skiddadle

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Comment #231628 by thewhitepearl on August 16, 2008 at 5:34 pm

Diacanu,

Dude that was the best rip of all time.

Any way I'm sorry I misread what Sty posted, I thought he was referring to a time that David might have lashed out at you.

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Comment #231625 by thewhitepearl on August 16, 2008 at 5:23 pm

Ap,

Yes I know but you asked, how could I let Ice Skating skate on by without a nod of my finger?

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Comment #231623 by thewhitepearl on August 16, 2008 at 5:13 pm

1. Mens Volleyball
2. Synchronised Swimming (Especially the mens)
3. Table Tennis
4. Rhythmic Gymnastics
5. Lets go ahead and chalk womens volleyball up

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6. Trampoline
7. Ice Skating

And as for the - forgive me, slow in catching up, been away from the site - magnificent linguistic lashing from you Robertson saw fit to refer to on his site - fucking fantastic

Wait what are you talking about? I wanna see!!!

Mordy,

YES!!! Are you going to watch?

Laurie,

I too like sports. But the olympics have too many hogwash sports.

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Comment #231615 by thewhitepearl on August 16, 2008 at 4:51 pm

Ap,

Not really.

There are too many deeply disturbing things that go on in the olympics.

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Comment #231611 by thewhitepearl on August 16, 2008 at 4:38 pm

Laurie,

I got removed because I called her a "fool". And not putting anything of substance in my post. Just accusations.

Oh great olympic talk again.

[exits the room]

590. Richard Dawkins Lecture at UC Berkeley

Comment #231603 by thewhitepearl on August 16, 2008 at 4:16 pm

RD is a great story teller but I reckon there's some large holes in his logic

Like?

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Oy I see you have made quite a few silly statements. I shall address them when my patience returns.

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Comment #231599 by thewhitepearl on August 16, 2008 at 4:11 pm

Boredom induced bitching would be how i would describe it.

:(

Well G'day 8!

Laurie,

Yes I am offensive. Now did you put in your 2c?

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Comment #231585 by thewhitepearl on August 16, 2008 at 3:36 pm

But you need to register

And that takes approval. And given todays circumstances I would be shocked to see the comment nazi approve you.

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Comment #231581 by thewhitepearl on August 16, 2008 at 3:31 pm

Morning Laurie,

David is busying being a chicken shit. It would be great if you added your 2 cents Laurie.

I'll fish out the link

http://www.fcosonline.org/index.php?action=forum

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Quetz,

I did shoot you one back btw.

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Comment #231571 by thewhitepearl on August 16, 2008 at 3:07 pm

Quetz,

RE PM for you.

I'm not so sure. If it wasn't true you would think he would call me out on it. Instead he keeps deleting.

Now I'm under post moderation

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Comment #231568 by thewhitepearl on August 16, 2008 at 2:52 pm

Quetz,

Oh the blank document bit? I think I'm on to something.

Any way,

Quick there is yet another reply.

Sty here is the link in case you are intrested

http://www.fcosonline.org/index.php?topic=25.msg541#new

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Comment #231564 by thewhitepearl on August 16, 2008 at 2:44 pm

Quetz,

:)

That should hit home.

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Comment #231559 by thewhitepearl on August 16, 2008 at 2:32 pm

David,

My reply to you was not forceful in any way. In fact has a lot of substance. Just offering up an opinion of you. After all it is titled "a dialogue between an atheist and a christian".

That's pretty open as far as substance goes. I asked you questions and you have yet to reply.

But you are chickenshit. A hypocritical deceiving lying chicken shit.

I can say that here.

Quetz,

And where did you mean to paste it?

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Comment #231547 by thewhitepearl on August 16, 2008 at 2:22 pm

Styrer,

That little punk removed the post Quetz posted for me, then the reply I sent him. Twice in a day.

So of course I had copy & pasted, so that I could add it on my blog. Wasn't hard to post it AGAIN with yet ANOTHER message. Any way thanks for the kudos.

Actually I am currently working on a reply to Hitchens...he is my favourite of the Four Atheist Horsemen. Surprised to see him so easily defeated by John Lennox in Edinburgh last weekend though.

Uh, right. You are a bit of what we would call a liar so I seriously doubt that. And do go ahead and respond to Hitchens. I would love to see him rip you your 500th asshole.

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May I humbly suggest that his removal of your post has actually done more damage to any tiny notion that he permits dissent from his fundamental superstitious position than even a couple of swings from your worthy bat?

Absolutley. I agree. Why should I kick his ass when he is doing such a great job of it himself?

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Comment #231539 by thewhitepearl on August 16, 2008 at 2:09 pm

Why did you post that up here?

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Comment #231533 by thewhitepearl on August 16, 2008 at 1:55 pm

Are you serious? What a fucking titty baby.

Whatever.

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Did you even get to read it? Check it again.