Comments by mordacious1

Comment #227850 by mordacious1 on August 10, 2008 at 11:12 pm

Too bad the atheist biker left. I was hoping he'd take a length of chain and beat the bejesus out of them. Oh, but that wouldn't be rational...funny yes...rational no.

552. Novel on prophet's wife pulled for fear of backlash

Comment #227705 by mordacious1 on August 10, 2008 at 1:40 pm

If you would all just send me money, this annoying website business could be over (another evil laugh).

553. Neanderthal DNA Shows They Rarely Interbred With Us Very Different Humans

Comment #227408 by mordacious1 on August 9, 2008 at 8:51 pm

twp

Vodka's always a good bet, unless Al's going to Mexico.

Of course Dallas is losing, they suck, sorry.

554. Neanderthal DNA Shows They Rarely Interbred With Us Very Different Humans

Comment #227407 by mordacious1 on August 9, 2008 at 8:49 pm

Laurie

Already posted that to you on the last thread, women's 400 Ind medley. Good for you guys/gals.

555. Neanderthal DNA Shows They Rarely Interbred With Us Very Different Humans

Comment #227403 by mordacious1 on August 9, 2008 at 8:37 pm

twp

I was just hoping to increase my stock share in Tequila.

No, the Cowboys aren't being televised here and I'm too cheap to buy the NFL package. How are they doing?

[edit] I'm reading Bernard Cornwell's "Stonehenge [2000 bc]". It's a fictional book about religion in Britain 4000 years ago. They're about to sacrifice the beautiful virgin to the sun god. It's a pretty good comentary on today's religion. The priests, who are chosen because they can't do shit, get offerings of tools, food, and other goodies, and then kill the hot virgin and haul off the loot.

556. Neanderthal DNA Shows They Rarely Interbred With Us Very Different Humans

Comment #227351 by mordacious1 on August 9, 2008 at 5:54 pm

twp

You should have gone with Al down to Mexico. I just dumped my extra cash into Dos XX and Tequila stocks.

557. Neanderthal DNA Shows They Rarely Interbred With Us Very Different Humans

Comment #227318 by mordacious1 on August 9, 2008 at 5:05 pm

Well, I tried to see if there was a youtube vid of Cheech Marin trying to give away his hair piece and pronouncing it herpes "Do you want my hairpiece? I give you my hairpiece". Couldn't find it though.

558. Neanderthal DNA Shows They Rarely Interbred With Us Very Different Humans

Comment #227306 by mordacious1 on August 9, 2008 at 4:37 pm

Apathy

It's love if she's still around after you have a hair piece (pronounced herpes).

559. Neanderthal DNA Shows They Rarely Interbred With Us Very Different Humans

Comment #227237 by mordacious1 on August 9, 2008 at 2:32 pm

twp

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hahaha couldn't resist

560. Neanderthal DNA Shows They Rarely Interbred With Us Very Different Humans

Comment #227187 by mordacious1 on August 9, 2008 at 1:10 pm

I hope they don't call her the mitochondrial Eve though, this could become confusing after awhile. How about "ne-eve" (pronounced naive).

561. Neanderthal DNA Shows They Rarely Interbred With Us Very Different Humans

Comment #227172 by mordacious1 on August 9, 2008 at 12:59 pm

This is so f-ing cool.

[edit] "the sceintists". You think they could spell scientists though.

562. Conversation between Richard Dawkins and John Lennox

Comment #227133 by mordacious1 on August 9, 2008 at 11:53 am

Clearthinker

I just went and took a spiritual dump. Since we're not separating the natural, which I thought it was, from the spiritual, it must be so. I guess that's where the term "holy crap" comes from.

563. Conversation between Richard Dawkins and John Lennox

Comment #227131 by mordacious1 on August 9, 2008 at 11:49 am

"...because they are dumb sheep herded in by their pastors!"

I think you guys used the "flock" metaphor first, but hey, it fits.

564. Conversation between Richard Dawkins and John Lennox

Comment #227127 by mordacious1 on August 9, 2008 at 11:38 am

The truth that there is no god is god's truth? hmmm

565. Conversation between Richard Dawkins and John Lennox

Comment #227111 by mordacious1 on August 9, 2008 at 10:54 am

JAMCAM87

You didn't notice the church busses parked outside?

566. Conversation between Richard Dawkins and John Lennox

Comment #227106 by mordacious1 on August 9, 2008 at 10:42 am

decius

Such a way with words. ha ha ha

567. Conversation between Richard Dawkins and John Lennox

Comment #227100 by mordacious1 on August 9, 2008 at 10:27 am

I can't wait to see Lennox "trouncing" Hitchens. I'm sure it was a bloodbath, but not the way David reports it.

568. Conversation between Richard Dawkins and John Lennox

Comment #227097 by mordacious1 on August 9, 2008 at 10:20 am

"I am off to lead a children's holiday camp on Monday"

Quick, hide the kids and don't accept any checks.

569. Father, son and holy toast

Comment #227078 by mordacious1 on August 9, 2008 at 9:34 am

twp

btw, my neighbor is "out", so I don't have to toss hay bales anymore, thank dog. He actually came here first and I went down to smooth things over with his wife before he would go home. Wimp. His story is he picked up the girl hitchhiking just to be nice, right! His wife didn't believe it either. I've been waiting to hear the gunshot all morning.

Daughter made some great muffins and I'm drinking Prince of Wales out of my RDF mug. Very relaxing.

570. Father, son and holy toast

Comment #227063 by mordacious1 on August 9, 2008 at 9:03 am

twp

Good morning, hope the head's better.

Pre-season is a good way to check out the new talent. The Raiders now have some awesome running backs, and yes they kicked SF heiny.

571. Father, son and holy toast

Comment #226915 by mordacious1 on August 8, 2008 at 10:23 pm

lastgreek

Bite me.

572. Father, son and holy toast

Comment #226912 by mordacious1 on August 8, 2008 at 9:59 pm

I guess "LastGreekStanding" is going to apply to the Greek Olympic team too. A lot of Greeks being sent home for doping.(go ahead, hit droll button)

573. Father, son and holy toast

Comment #226899 by mordacious1 on August 8, 2008 at 9:25 pm

When you say "clubbing", do you mean bar-hopping or whacking people? You never know with twp.

574. Father, son and holy toast

Comment #226898 by mordacious1 on August 8, 2008 at 9:21 pm

Well, possibly...hard to have fun with a headache though.

Oakland Raiders, down the street from Al's house.

No, I hate the opening ceremonies. Can't really tell you why.

575. Father, son and holy toast

Comment #226896 by mordacious1 on August 8, 2008 at 9:12 pm

Laurie

I guess twp has a headache, it's not a Friday night without her. Though she was on this site early today.

Ah, my Raiders are beating the 49ers in pre-season american football. I know it's pre-season, but still.

[edit] a good reason to drink a cold one, though.

576. Father, son and holy toast

Comment #226864 by mordacious1 on August 8, 2008 at 7:17 pm

TWP

"...unless you're an idiot."

Well, there you have it.

577. Father, son and holy toast

Comment #226768 by mordacious1 on August 8, 2008 at 4:11 pm

The answer is simple. Quit showing up on toast and as wall shadows, and show up in person.

578. Why Islam Is Unfunny for a Cartoonist

Comment #226761 by mordacious1 on August 8, 2008 at 3:50 pm

Al

Should I buy stock in Dos XX and tequila?

579. Gerin Oil

Comment #226757 by mordacious1 on August 8, 2008 at 3:43 pm

twp

Get over here with your tire ir..er cricket bat.

580. Gerin Oil

Comment #226756 by mordacious1 on August 8, 2008 at 3:40 pm

Wow, back in 2007, a thread could end with one post. How things have changed in a year.

581. Camp Offers Training Ground For Little Skeptics

Comment #226607 by mordacious1 on August 8, 2008 at 12:11 pm

"As soon as they read Richard Dawkins," he counters, "I win."

hahaha

582. Why Islam Is Unfunny for a Cartoonist

Comment #226598 by mordacious1 on August 8, 2008 at 11:52 am

Just one more comment about the Georgian crisis:

Georgia had roughly 2000 troops in Iraq, the 3rd largest contigent of the "coalition" remaining, now they're going back to Georgia, as Al stated.

583. Why Islam Is Unfunny for a Cartoonist

Comment #226576 by mordacious1 on August 8, 2008 at 10:23 am

Al

So is this Indo-Iranian population muslim?

584. Why Islam Is Unfunny for a Cartoonist

Comment #226574 by mordacious1 on August 8, 2008 at 10:12 am

twp

Sciros lives in Russia, they are having a small war down south in Georgia, again. I thought if he was lurking, he could comment. Should be about 9 pm or so his time.

The U.S. and NATO countries are backing Georgia, Russia is backing some group who wants to be separate. Also something about the transit of oil through the area.

[edit] I know, off topic, but not as bad as moobs and bros.

585. Why Islam Is Unfunny for a Cartoonist

Comment #226568 by mordacious1 on August 8, 2008 at 10:00 am

Sciros

Are you still awake? I wanted to ask you about what is going on in Georgia, sounds like a real mess again.

586. Darwin's bulldogs

Comment #226323 by mordacious1 on August 8, 2008 at 1:43 am

This is well written, unlike some articles in the Times.

One comment though:

"There is in fact a worrying trend for Muslim children to be taught the myths of creation, and the pseudoscience of "intelligent design", as an explanation of the origins of life."

If one calls 1300 years a trend...

587. Why Islam Is Unfunny for a Cartoonist

Comment #226280 by mordacious1 on August 7, 2008 at 9:02 pm

Goldy

Yes, a match made in heaven.

588. Why Islam Is Unfunny for a Cartoonist

Comment #226277 by mordacious1 on August 7, 2008 at 8:58 pm

No, knock knees are when your knees are too close together, and your heels are too far apart. It may prevent getting knocked up if your knees stay together.

589. Why Islam Is Unfunny for a Cartoonist

Comment #226262 by mordacious1 on August 7, 2008 at 8:24 pm

How about:

Cameron Diaz is a bit knocked kneed.

590. The best way to undermine the jihadists is to trigger a rebellion of Muslim women - and establish energy independence

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591. The best way to undermine the jihadists is to trigger a rebellion of Muslim women - and establish energy independence

Comment #226189 by mordacious1 on August 7, 2008 at 7:21 pm

wow, I popped onto this thread and there was a huge man sticking his thumb up at me, I thought it was a pop-up.

592. The best way to undermine the jihadists is to trigger a rebellion of Muslim women - and establish energy independence

Comment #226180 by mordacious1 on August 7, 2008 at 7:16 pm

Never thought I'd hang out on a site where the main topic was bros (man bras).

593. The best way to undermine the jihadists is to trigger a rebellion of Muslim women - and establish energy independence

Comment #226056 by mordacious1 on August 7, 2008 at 4:40 pm

Goldy

No other country would have me.

Btw 85 with a slight overcast here, been very mild lately. I really hurt myself yesterday helping a jail-widow down the street feed her husband's horse. Not good throwing hay bales around with my back. He might be gone for awhile too. Never go 110 mph in your corvette when you're drunk, packing a 357, and the girl with you has heroin on her. Made the front page of the local rag, too.

btw, I told you yesterday you shouldn't be doing situps with your back, I should talk.

594. The best way to undermine the jihadists is to trigger a rebellion of Muslim women - and establish energy independence

Comment #226041 by mordacious1 on August 7, 2008 at 4:26 pm

Crap, I take a nap and you guys are planning a beer bash at Goldy's. You snooze, you lose. Gotta plan ahead though, my passport's expired and you know how long it takes to get a new one nowaday.

595. Richard Dawkins, the naive professor

Comment #225931 by mordacious1 on August 7, 2008 at 2:03 pm

It's sad that one has to start out an educational program with, "Hi I'm an atheist". You might as well add, for some of the audience, "that means you can ignore everything I have to say, and the Flinstones are on ch. 6".

596. Dawkin 'bout a revolution

Comment #225897 by mordacious1 on August 7, 2008 at 1:30 pm

Rod

If you can come up with the money for the price of a used bus, and gas money, I'm willing to drive it around Canada for a few months.

597. Why Islam Is Unfunny for a Cartoonist

Comment #225867 by mordacious1 on August 7, 2008 at 12:57 pm

twp

"Can I interest you in a free cricket bat session?"

Next, you'll be wanting to bust my frackin' crackers.

598. Why Islam Is Unfunny for a Cartoonist

Comment #225863 by mordacious1 on August 7, 2008 at 12:53 pm

twp
comment 225856

I pointed out to SteveRoot awhile back, that you don't know where on the web your posts will end up, this sort of makes my point.

599. Why Islam Is Unfunny for a Cartoonist

Comment #225853 by mordacious1 on August 7, 2008 at 12:41 pm

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/delusion/ they have to be talking about you.

[edit] crap, the arabic showed up on my page, but when I came back, it was gobbly-goop, oh well.

600. Why Islam Is Unfunny for a Cartoonist

Comment #225849 by mordacious1 on August 7, 2008 at 12:35 pm

TWP

I thought that this might be what you were referring to. Let me add, that if the checks (tithes) don't start rolling in, I'm planning another crash soon, very soon.