Comments by thewhitepearl

651. Enemies of Reason: Available now on DVD!

Comment #231024 by thewhitepearl on August 15, 2008 at 2:41 pm

I thought only guys choked the chicken.

That's why I thought I was being funny.

652. Enemies of Reason: Available now on DVD!

Comment #231019 by thewhitepearl on August 15, 2008 at 2:35 pm

Hey twp, being henpecked, are you?

If you are referring to the comment on the other thread, yes I admit. I was a bit saucy and thought I was being funny. But the chicken got the last laugh.

653. Richard Dawkins slaps creationists into the primordial soup

Comment #231012 by thewhitepearl on August 15, 2008 at 2:30 pm

Made you look.

654. Enemies of Reason: Available now on DVD!

Comment #231004 by thewhitepearl on August 15, 2008 at 2:22 pm

Afternoon 8!!!

655. Enemies of Reason: Available now on DVD!

Comment #230997 by thewhitepearl on August 15, 2008 at 2:10 pm

The people here must not get out much.

Oh look, once again Durant is trying to be clever and witty. As Apathy said "normally, when someone calls RD illogical and bigoted in their first post - they are creationists".

Durant,

Why don't you try asking some of the real questions posed towards you? Or are you only capable of addressing the questions that allow you to answer in three sentences or less?

656. Saudi Arabia Bans Dog Walking in Capital

Comment #230993 by thewhitepearl on August 15, 2008 at 2:01 pm

probably why i'm in a permanent state of 'caffeine addled semi-awakeness'.

Amen, preach it Ap.

The only cure for exhaustion i know of is a few drinks before bed

Ohhh I had LOTS to drink before I went to bed last night. My body hurts today, and my brain is mush.

657. Saudi Arabia Bans Dog Walking in Capital

Comment #230983 by thewhitepearl on August 15, 2008 at 1:50 pm

Sounds like a lot of fun! What did you do to provoke the chicken

Choked him.

Diacanu,

oooo aren't we getting brave?? If I had any energy left...

658. Evangelically Serious Science

Comment #230979 by thewhitepearl on August 15, 2008 at 1:46 pm

Steve,

I thought I was the only person in the world that had a crush on Jon Stewart. At least out of everyone I knew.

Although I'd have to say I have a bigger case of the hots for Stephen Colbert.

659. Saudi Arabia Bans Dog Walking in Capital

Comment #230972 by thewhitepearl on August 15, 2008 at 1:37 pm

Quetz,

Yes sir. Ahh that's something I still have to tackle.

Yesterday? What didn't I do? Went and got my hair cut, drove two hours out to the country, sat in the heat, went horse back riding, ran up and down a creek everytime someone in my best friends family caught "a big one", golfed in a pasture, repeatedly fell off bales of hay...Got chased by a chicken..

660. Saudi Arabia Bans Dog Walking in Capital

Comment #230962 by thewhitepearl on August 15, 2008 at 1:17 pm

Ap,

I'm exhausted. Slooow today. Yesterday was a long day. Thanks for asking. And you?

Quetz,

I see, isee. Well beggers can't be choosers..

661. Saudi Arabia Bans Dog Walking in Capital

Comment #230955 by thewhitepearl on August 15, 2008 at 1:04 pm

Quetz,

Fruit flys? Really?

I guess they can be annoying.

Ap,

Still working on the head explosion technique?

662. Evangelically Serious Science

Comment #230948 by thewhitepearl on August 15, 2008 at 1:00 pm

Steve,

I too have a small crush on Steve Carell.

Gregg,

I see what you mean. But only in regards to the middle aged bike rider. Other than that he reminds me of Joel Moore's character J.P.

Robot voice.
Socially inept.
Egomaniac.
Very very strange indeed.

663. Enemies of Reason: Available now on DVD!

Comment #230941 by thewhitepearl on August 15, 2008 at 12:50 pm

Ishruul,

He obviously came to that conclusion himself. His parents weren't slapping the label on him. Quite different.

664. Enemies of Reason: Available now on DVD!

Comment #230923 by thewhitepearl on August 15, 2008 at 12:35 pm

How can you look at Dawkins's phony "I am teh deStructorrr of delusions" expression on the dvd cover and not giggle a little?

Well, I didn't. Guess our humor doesn't add up.For example; I rarely giggle at a troll who thinks he is the brightest most original little cretinst crayon in the box.

How about this? You come up with something we haven't been badgered with umpteen plus six times and I promise you we'll actually take you seriously.

Stupid. ^

Do you prefer the position of pot or kettle?

EDIT

N/A. I'm agnostic

Alright troops, it's useless. He can't make up his mind long enough to argue anything worthwhile.

665. Evangelically Serious Science

Comment #230899 by thewhitepearl on August 15, 2008 at 12:15 pm

If you are a man, you only have to spend a few minutes talking to a woman to realize she doesn't know the first thing about men

Not really true for all woman. In fact, upon further reflection of that entire paragraph, you really need to get out more. It simply isn't true.

Only one kind of person can feel bothered by an egomaniac. Do you know what kind of person that is?

Someone who realizes that the self-professed egomaniac has no business being an egomaniac.

I haven't seen so much knee-jerk tendency to personalize every discussion since I was in grade school.

That is probably true because you haven't been around that many people since grade school.

It also reminds me of the women who complain that men won't talk to them, but instead talk to their breasts.

Ha ha, uhhhh I think you mean "look" not "talk".

But every time it snows where I live, motorists begin crashing their cars. Even when they manage not to crash, their commute times can triple

And this couldn't happen if everyone started riding bikes?

Long commutes in winter do not strike me as the most intelligent use of resources.

Especially if you are riding a bike.

Instead in our modern petroleum-fueled world, people like to delude themselves into thinking weather does not exist.

Yup, you're right. I often see people in the dead of winter, dashing to their cars in shorts, flip flops, and tanks.

For the attentions of men, obviously.

Well, if you would rather release yourself in front of the t.v. instead of going out and finding the real thing, that is your problem. Oh you said least desirable women? A paper bag will fix that.

Perhaps it is too generous of me to assume I'm writing to people who have done their homework.

I have a feeling the pope has done more homework on sex than you have.

do you know why tabloid magazines which tell us about the personal lives of celebrities are so popular?

Too many people have nothing better to do with their lives. Bored with their own lives so they have to live in someone elses.

If you reach your golden years and discover you aren't yet tired of having sex, will you appreciate hearing a chorus of remarkably insensitive people ridiculing the notion of elderly women desiring sex?

I'm sure I won't. But I'll address your question any way.

That is not what I was laughing at.

The sexual market may function like a candy store for you now, but that may not always be the case.

I beg to differ.

Alright, that's all I have patience for in regards to tera.

But it suddenly dawned on me who he reminds me of. Anyone ever seen Grandma's Boy? If you have I'm sure you know who I'm talking about.

666. Saudi Arabia Bans Dog Walking in Capital

Comment #230867 by thewhitepearl on August 15, 2008 at 11:19 am

Start running- she moves pretty quick.

I'm afraid I'm running a little slow today. I'm going to need you to pick up the slack.

667. Enemies of Reason: Available now on DVD!

Comment #230842 by thewhitepearl on August 15, 2008 at 10:03 am

Nobody pay attention to princezephyr. He is a sock muppet of a previous troll. You don't want to get him started.

He has already posted that comment on two different threads.

Spammed/trolled.

668. Richard Dawkins replies to Libby Purves

Comment #230841 by thewhitepearl on August 15, 2008 at 9:59 am

oh geez joe morreale 2.0

Here we go again.

669. Enemies of Reason: Available now on DVD!

Comment #230595 by thewhitepearl on August 14, 2008 at 11:44 pm

"More of Richard Dawkins's Irrational Bigotry" Available now on DVD!

Oh guys look over here, someone who thinks hes funny, clever and witty.

[rolls eyes....reaches for the bat...whack]

670. Richard Dawkins replies to Libby Purves

Comment #230593 by thewhitepearl on August 14, 2008 at 11:36 pm

thewhitepearl-

Only nine and a half hours after you asked:

Geez-I'm just now getting it. Didn't get to do much back threading since the fiasco this morning. Been out all day. Thank You!!!

is that clear?

If only...

The white pearl and cricket bat? I asked her to hold fashion magazines already

[rolls eyes]

What is amusing, (but getting rather annoying) is this is the only "insult" you try and toss my way. Some women have better things to read besides the bible, cook books and vogue.
Although, in your small cultish world I know this is hard for you to accept.

she has more intelligence in her fingernail than you will accomplish in a life time

The white pearl gets dark pearl

You know what guys? I kinda like that.

I can't imagine her with a bat chasing me with the swearing words. No, I can't be.

Doubt it. It's quite obvious you have a a great deal of imagination.

Though I suspect you're more on the delusional side of the fence.

That fits in evolution bit not in science and education.

Funny thing, the same applies to you.

Take my advice and read magazines

Well as soon as the new issue of Seed arrives in the mail, I'll prob do just that. But not tonight, and not at your command, silly boy.

Comment #229826 by Quetzalcoatl on August 14, 2008 at 3:45 am

Thank you!-Again!

hold your horses" why do you defend the whitepearl?

It's in our superhero/diety clause.

I feel funny now and again? Where is al rawandi?

[baby voice] Why? Awww do you have a wittle bitty itty cute school boy crush on him like you do me?

Comment #229862 by Philip1978 on August 14, 2008 at 4:22 am

Thank you as well. I owe you two cups of tea, right?

671. Poll: Should the motto 'In God We Trust' be removed from U.S. currency?

Comment #230583 by thewhitepearl on August 14, 2008 at 10:56 pm

Show off.

Titty baby.

caca haha caca????????

wtf?

672. The rebellion of the child-brides

Comment #230581 by thewhitepearl on August 14, 2008 at 10:50 pm

Would it hurt us to try and be just a little bit tolerant of other cultures?

[whack]

Marching on..I see Johann is all growns up, all growns up, I see. He is on a ball, Ido hope he continues to press on in this direction.

673. God's Warriors

Comment #230579 by thewhitepearl on August 14, 2008 at 10:43 pm

Must be pick on Fanusi day.

Any way, doesn't sound very interesting, but maybe nothing does right now. Meh.

674. Saudi Arabia Bans Dog Walking in Capital

Comment #230567 by thewhitepearl on August 14, 2008 at 10:26 pm

WP and AP, are you....flirting??

How'd I miss that????

Late in the game on that one. Too bad. Any way Ap, I liked the response.

{two thumbs up}

675. Poll: Should the motto 'In God We Trust' be removed from U.S. currency?

Comment #230563 by thewhitepearl on August 14, 2008 at 10:15 pm

52% Yes 48% No

676. We need to stop being such cowards about Islam

Comment #230068 by thewhitepearl on August 14, 2008 at 8:10 am

Pearl uses her super ninja abilities to jump over the fireball, quickly recovers from the smack, and double round house kicks Quetz in the face.

Pearl then teleports back to Philip knocks the new tea out of Philips hand and uses her space and time manipulative powers to put up a time wall barrier. He is now shielded and thus Quetz is unable to reach him.

677. We need to stop being such cowards about Islam

Comment #230058 by thewhitepearl on August 14, 2008 at 7:55 am

Oh yeah? Let's see how tough you are without that cricket bat.

[teleports to some accounting firm far away and whacks-smacks-damn..ugh.. pummels Quetz]

Take that!

[teleports to happy land and knocks tea cup out of philips hand]

Now anyone else going to challenge me this morning?

678. We need to stop being such cowards about Islam

Comment #230038 by thewhitepearl on August 14, 2008 at 7:26 am

Stop! Stop!! will you?! Stop that! Now, look.. No one is to stone anyone until I blow this whistle!!!!

Cup of Tea of Quetz huh? baaah. It'll make you believe youre mightier than you really are.

[edit]

Come join the discussion... what's your opinion on covering (Muslim) women from head-to-toe in cloth, or marrying six-year old girls?

Ooooooh look at you, you're just begging for trouble today. Don't call him over here I will be banished to the kitchen.

679. We need to stop being such cowards about Islam

Comment #230027 by thewhitepearl on August 14, 2008 at 7:16 am

I'm warning you, if you say "Jehovah" once more...

680. We need to stop being such cowards about Islam

Comment #230021 by thewhitepearl on August 14, 2008 at 7:07 am

Oy,

It still reminded me of the article on your blog. Oh but that guy was 80 something huh? Geez.

681. We need to stop being such cowards about Islam

Comment #230019 by thewhitepearl on August 14, 2008 at 6:58 am

Quetz,

Oh you mean the article on your blog? Yes I thought of that as well when I was reading this. They can get away with doing whateverthey want by justifying it with what mohammed did or what's written in their code of laws.

682. We need to stop being such cowards about Islam

Comment #229990 by thewhitepearl on August 14, 2008 at 6:09 am

236. Comment #229979 by irate_atheist on August 14, 2008 at 5:58 am

Aaaahahahaha. Clever.

Good Morning Quetz!

On the article

The story of Aisha also prompts another fundamentalist-busting discussion. You cannot say that Mohamed's decision to marry a young girl has to be judged by the standards of his time, and then demand that we follow his moral standards to the letter

I think this stood out in my mind the most.

Any way, I hope he's safe and didn't have to go into hiding.

683. We need to stop being such cowards about Islam

Comment #229969 by thewhitepearl on August 14, 2008 at 5:48 am

Night Laurie-

Whoo hoo!

[edit]

Thanks Ap. This will by fourth cup!!!

684. We need to stop being such cowards about Islam

Comment #229963 by thewhitepearl on August 14, 2008 at 5:44 am

8,

Yes he was quite right. Trolls like this should just be ignored. Especially when every other word flying out of their mouth would make a prostitute blush.

[edit]

Quetz,

I'm with you friend. Let us march on as voices of reason. This has gone on too far, my morning has been wasted with elementary school antics.

Let us ignore any probbing comments left from this point on, or else deal with the almighty Quetz and the little Cricketeer!!!

685. We need to stop being such cowards about Islam

Comment #229953 by thewhitepearl on August 14, 2008 at 5:38 am

Ap,

Pretty well! A bit sleepy, gotta get moving here in a bit..And you?

8-

crack addled slapper? Well I'm going to remember that.

Quetz, PBUM,

You two are dangerously close to witnessing the violence inherit the system.

[edit]

I think it can be left unsaid for once.

Can you use that policy on all of your future harassing nasty comments?

686. We need to stop being such cowards about Islam

Comment #229944 by thewhitepearl on August 14, 2008 at 5:31 am

Is this the 5min argument or the full 1/2 hour?

I came here to argue

"oh well-this is abuse"

EDIT

That's right another silly cunt who just woke up.

Damn! She's psychic too..

oh oh no wait...

I already mentioned that.

Getting back on topic.... good article eh?

Absolutley.

687. We need to stop being such cowards about Islam

Comment #229936 by thewhitepearl on August 14, 2008 at 5:27 am

I quite like the sound of that. Perhaps I could use a paddle instead though?

tsk tsk...What am I to do since some of you are so keen into taking my punishment system as a joke? A time to play? baaaah!!!

Wheres that global warming when you need it?

In Dallas! Gonna be another hot one...101 today. No rain in sight, I should be as lucky as you. Perhaps I'll go do a rain dance later.

Apathy,

Morning! Well as you can see it's hot and humid. No rain yet. Seems you're a lucky bastard as well.

edited a quote

688. We need to stop being such cowards about Islam

Comment #229920 by thewhitepearl on August 14, 2008 at 5:20 am

Laurie,

You don't look like you need help. But these rants like this one:

People have been telling me how to behave, quite a lot so far. You have missed the point, but again thanks for patronizing me.

do remind me of something....

"See the violent inherit the system?..Help! Help! I'm being repressed !!!!"

689. We need to stop being such cowards about Islam

Comment #229910 by thewhitepearl on August 14, 2008 at 5:14 am

So any way guys-

Can we move on to some productive thought? Something more interesting..

Like the weather....

690. We need to stop being such cowards about Islam

Comment #229902 by thewhitepearl on August 14, 2008 at 5:09 am

So tempting... so tempting... must resist... must resist...

bwhahaha I'm right there with you Tyler.

[edit]

I know I'm the one who made the connection I am not denying that. I am saying that Fanusi used the BJ insult then has fucking lied about it

Uhhhh Fanusi doesn't lie. Believe me if that's what he meant- He would have owned up to it.

He can't cope with being called on his bullshit

Ha ha ha ha. If only.....But that's not true either.

691. We need to stop being such cowards about Islam

Comment #229895 by thewhitepearl on August 14, 2008 at 5:02 am

BFKate said (something about) "My favourite murdering psychopath"

um, er....I see..Well that's enough for me.

[whacksmackthunck]

Why are you fucking stupid as well as fucking rude? Don't like being told the truth? Stupid bitch.

Goldy!!! This is behaviour I would expect out of Al, but you? I'm shocked.

You disappoint me. I thought you were an 'alpha female' as well?

Whoohoo dude are you comparing me to BFKate? Cause we'll have a discussion..the three of us. You, me, bat. :)

do you ever sleep? You've missed an - er - interesting discussion, and all I can say is: get the bat out, girl - you're going to need it.

[waves] Yeah I slept for a few hours, have to be up early.

Bat's right here...

See all this chat about what type of female I am does this not strike any of you as being a bit fucking odd? A bit fucking Victorian? Is it not a hair away from talking about the way ladies should desport themselves in public?

.............................[sigh]............

Yes, and we all know that trolling around the internet to pick fights with strangers and using language that a third-rate streetwalker would be ashamed of is an example on character and moral strength

I mean i'm blushing.

692. We need to stop being such cowards about Islam

Comment #229881 by thewhitepearl on August 14, 2008 at 4:42 am

Well Good Morning All-

Damn this article is brand new and we're already at three pages?

Oh a battle of the words going on I see, guess I'll grab the popcorn this time.

On the article, well I'm not quite sure what to say about it, except bravo!

693. The God Delusion

Comment #229624 by thewhitepearl on August 13, 2008 at 9:19 pm

Whoops guys, my bestie just threw open my front door and is demanding we go out.

I really have to start talking to the concierege about him letting people up.....

I'm going to have to ttfn..

694. The God Delusion

Comment #229621 by thewhitepearl on August 13, 2008 at 9:15 pm

ew I hate lobsters. Lobsters are in the same family as cockroaches. can't do it.

booby o brian is out worshipping his lord. maybe if i do a call out like i did for the rest of you someone will come along

695. The God Delusion

Comment #229619 by thewhitepearl on August 13, 2008 at 9:08 pm

Morphine?

He he he. Too bad you have to wait til you get to 15. What are you sitting at now?

antihistimines

Makes you sleep.

696. The God Delusion

Comment #229615 by thewhitepearl on August 13, 2008 at 9:02 pm

AAAAHHHH

I should be a psychic.

How are you feeling Mord? Not in too much pain I hope.

Laurie,

We don't know yet....No trolls today..You could finish up the rest of your story.

:)

697. The God Delusion

Comment #229608 by thewhitepearl on August 13, 2008 at 8:55 pm

whoooooa that was a bit creepy.

Whats up Laurie?

698. The God Delusion

Comment #229603 by thewhitepearl on August 13, 2008 at 8:49 pm

I like attention.

Yes, we know Brian.

Where is everyone? geez..goldy, havent heard from mordy today, laurie is still too busy for us, quetz is battling with Di...

which by the way I tried to read her reply and got frustrated and thought "ok ill do this later".

699. The God Delusion

Comment #229595 by thewhitepearl on August 13, 2008 at 8:36 pm

How about we start leaving porn mags in every hotel room. It'd be much more useful for the adults, and much less harmful to the children.

Or replace them all with TGD.

Now and again I look at the home page to see if there is a run and..........this thread stuck out. I might as well not have bothered and am amazed that so many of you fell into the trap of that post # by that poster who I shall not do the pleasure of naming. All the attention of course encouraged him to get some more attention. IMO posters with such a mind are beyond reason. Such minds need psychiatric attention.
BTW it took till post 86 to get off stupid subject. Sorry, I jumped to conclusions, post 104 couldn't think of anything better to do. A pity that, because his earlier post 94 did bring things nicely back to the thread's subject.
Goldy, re pain, try kidney stones!

Damn now I have to go back and re-read all the posts just to see what this guys talking about.

700. The God Delusion

Comment #229581 by thewhitepearl on August 13, 2008 at 7:24 pm

I'm here again. Went to my moms and buzzed my initials into my brothers leg.

Let's be loud..

As in many B&Ns the philosophy section meets up with religion.

Ha I hate that. I was volunteering at the library in the used bookstore, and someone asked me where I could find the bibles.

"In the mythology section sir"