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Comments by Quetzalcoatl


651. Lying for Jesus?

Comment #169177 by Quetzalcoatl on April 25, 2008 at 3:31 pm

Why no insult for me? Everyone else got one.
-Pouts, kicks chair leg-

652. Lying for Jesus?

Comment #169171 by Quetzalcoatl on April 25, 2008 at 3:29 pm

Podaar-

I HEREBY GRANT MY BLESSING TO YOUR COFFEE. IT WILL BE BOTH DELICIOUS AND ENERGISING.

Remnant-

Flood?

TruthID-

Insult?

653. Lying for Jesus?

Comment #169160 by Quetzalcoatl on April 25, 2008 at 3:21 pm

Remnant-

when was the Flood?

654. Lying for Jesus?

Comment #169157 by Quetzalcoatl on April 25, 2008 at 3:20 pm

TheTruthID-

so, I take it you couldn't come up with an insult for me? I am so hurt. And I went to such an effort, too.

655. Lying for Jesus?

Comment #169121 by Quetzalcoatl on April 25, 2008 at 2:52 pm

TheTruthID-

A coward and rubbish at insulting. Perhaps Remnant can give you cake-baking lessons.

656. Lying for Jesus?

Comment #169108 by Quetzalcoatl on April 25, 2008 at 2:46 pm

TheTruthID-

why haven't you insulted me yet? I feel so left out.

657. Lying for Jesus?

Comment #169101 by Quetzalcoatl on April 25, 2008 at 2:44 pm

Elli-

there are worse animals to be compared to. Pigs are smart, and surprisingly clean ;)

658. Lying for Jesus?

Comment #169095 by Quetzalcoatl on April 25, 2008 at 2:43 pm

Remnant-

Flood.

TheTruthID-

Chicken.

659. Lying for Jesus?

Comment #169087 by Quetzalcoatl on April 25, 2008 at 2:38 pm

TheTruthID-

you really suck at insulting people. Go on, have a go at me. What can you do with my avatar? I'll bet the others could rattle about ten insults before you'd finished picking your nose and asking "Duh, wot be an avatar?"

660. Lying for Jesus?

Comment #169077 by Quetzalcoatl on April 25, 2008 at 2:36 pm

Epeeist-

I think you're both wrong. What about the soil the plant is growing in?

661. Lying for Jesus?

Comment #169063 by Quetzalcoatl on April 25, 2008 at 2:31 pm

Elli-

you should be flattered that he's picked you out to be insulted. You must be getting to him.

662. Lying for Jesus?

Comment #169060 by Quetzalcoatl on April 25, 2008 at 2:30 pm

Diacanu-

whatever happened to "turn the other cheek", eh?

And no, not in the Ted Haggard sense.

663. Lying for Jesus?

Comment #169051 by Quetzalcoatl on April 25, 2008 at 2:27 pm

riandouglas-

Quetz (can I call you Quetz - I've never addressed a deity before), it a pic of Havok from the Marvel X-Men universe


Sure, call me what you like. Was Havok in the original X-men cartoons? He looks vaguely familiar. (I know this question makes me sound geeky, but it'll nag at me if I don't ask).

664. Lying for Jesus?

Comment #169044 by Quetzalcoatl on April 25, 2008 at 2:25 pm

Woah, TheTruthID's turning nasty. Ooh! Ooh! Pick on me next! Go on, I dare you!

665. Lying for Jesus?

Comment #169039 by Quetzalcoatl on April 25, 2008 at 2:23 pm

MaxD-

my Taekwondo instructor showed us a way to do that with the heel of our palms. Your way is probably easier, though!

TheTruthID-

perhaps YOU can tell us roughly when the Flood was, laughing-boy?

666. Lying for Jesus?

Comment #169030 by Quetzalcoatl on April 25, 2008 at 2:18 pm

Remnant-

calling us names won't make the question go away. You know what it is.

667. Lying for Jesus?

Comment #169020 by Quetzalcoatl on April 25, 2008 at 2:15 pm

RianDouglas-

can I ask what your avatar is a picture of?

668. Lying for Jesus?

Comment #169017 by Quetzalcoatl on April 25, 2008 at 2:12 pm

Remnant-

there was no Flood, right? It's okay. You can admit it. We'll understand.

669. Lying for Jesus?

Comment #169006 by Quetzalcoatl on April 25, 2008 at 2:05 pm

Remnant-

once again: English, don't care.

The Flood?

670. Lying for Jesus?

Comment #168995 by Quetzalcoatl on April 25, 2008 at 1:58 pm

Remnant-

I'm English, so I don't give a monkey's about what's destroying America.

Roughly when was the Flood?

671. Lying for Jesus?

Comment #168959 by Quetzalcoatl on April 25, 2008 at 1:33 pm

Remnant-

When was the Flood again?

672. Lying for Jesus?

Comment #168938 by Quetzalcoatl on April 25, 2008 at 1:15 pm

Remnant-

roughly when was the Flood again?

673. Lying for Jesus?

Comment #168894 by Quetzalcoatl on April 25, 2008 at 12:40 pm

Any answer to the Flood questions yet?

674. Lying for Jesus?

Comment #168794 by Quetzalcoatl on April 25, 2008 at 11:06 am

Flood? When? Roughly?

675. Lying for Jesus?

Comment #168786 by Quetzalcoatl on April 25, 2008 at 10:59 am

Al-

Post a picture and you get your hat made fun of. Sheesh


This is why you shouldn't put your picture up. Nobody mocked Duffman.

Remnant-

still around? Flood?

676. Lying for Jesus?

Comment #168770 by Quetzalcoatl on April 25, 2008 at 10:42 am

Remnant-

I'll repeat an earlier question that several people have asked.

Roughly when was the Global Flood? How many centuries BC?

677. Lying for Jesus?

Comment #168758 by Quetzalcoatl on April 25, 2008 at 10:35 am

Remnant-

Check the numbers, studies have shown that religious people give far more to charity than secular people. I have been on many a mission trips and worked in many food lines helping the less fortunate and have yet to run into an atheist group


Firstly, as Anna said so well, when atheists give to charity or do good works, they do not do so in the name of atheism. Nor do they feel the need to brag about it.

Secondly, I cannot help but wonder if there would be a significant divide if religious people were given the choice about donating to charity, rather than it being an instruction from Jesus.

Off topic-

Duffman has been transformed! Oh no!

678. Open Letter to a victim of Ben Stein's lying propaganda

Comment #168750 by Quetzalcoatl on April 25, 2008 at 10:31 am

Seeker_of_truth-

There are limits to ID's representation of original design flexibility. Even if the human race were universally blind at this point in history, it might not represent the original state at the point of design. Say an unstoppable plague took away our eyesight tomorrow; does this make our eyes of poor design today?


So is it your assertion that human eyes did not initially have saccades, but rather that this is something that has happened over time?

Another question is that if humans were Intelligently Designed, then why would they have bodies that are vulnerable to such changes? Surely the designer should have accounted for that?

679. Open Letter to a victim of Ben Stein's lying propaganda

Comment #168631 by Quetzalcoatl on April 25, 2008 at 8:44 am

Seeker-

what about my question in 1233?

680. Lying for Jesus?

Comment #168612 by Quetzalcoatl on April 25, 2008 at 8:30 am

Remnant-

I have to bake (create)a cake. I tried your theory. I put all of the ingredients in a bowl in the oven a while back and was hoping that a cake would originate and evolve. No such luck


Original. Wooter said something similar once.

Anna-

I suppose Remnant declined to answer my questions. Guess they weren't important


You have to ask them at least three times before you can expect an answer. He's a busy man, you know.

681. Lying for Jesus?

Comment #168596 by Quetzalcoatl on April 25, 2008 at 8:23 am

Remnant-

Second. Were you there during the flood. Do you have a census of the population that supports your mental speculations on the number of deaths?


Roughly when was the Flood again? Precise year not needed. How many centuries BC?

682. Open Letter to a victim of Ben Stein's lying propaganda

Comment #168581 by Quetzalcoatl on April 25, 2008 at 8:10 am

seeker_of_truth-

it's interesting that the subject of the eye has come up. Did you know that your eyes do not actually remain still, but "jiggle" very slightly from side to side. These are called "saccades", and they can sometimes have strange effects on our perception. Here is an excellent example:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saccadic_suppression_of_image_displacement

The brain has to edit saccades out of our perception, so that we're not even aware that they are happening:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saccadic_masking

Point being, why would an Intelligent Designer create eyes with this problem?

683. Lying for Jesus?

Comment #168566 by Quetzalcoatl on April 25, 2008 at 7:55 am

Irate-

I saw that article on the BBC news site. He does raise some good points, but he is once again speaking about things that he doesn't know much about, and seems to be doing so as the voice of the COE.

684. Lying for Jesus?

Comment #168511 by Quetzalcoatl on April 25, 2008 at 7:17 am

Irate-

you forgot another important headline:

"Giant Squid and Lemurs Forge Alliance, Conquer Angola"

685. Lying for Jesus?

Comment #168469 by Quetzalcoatl on April 25, 2008 at 6:56 am

I choose not to waste time preparing food for rude people that do not even have any intention of even tasting it


Then stop wasting time cutting and pasting scripture for those who have no intention of reading it.

686. Student's 'Be Happy, Not Gay' t-shirt ok

Comment #168465 by Quetzalcoatl on April 25, 2008 at 6:55 am

irate-

Does the reverse say 'Kick Me'?

Just wondering....


Perhaps he has a T-shirt at home that says something else on the rear?

687. Lying for Jesus?

Comment #168458 by Quetzalcoatl on April 25, 2008 at 6:51 am

Remnant-

False premise, our Creator God gave us the laws of nature, our ability to reason, and the intellect explore His creation, as well as the free will to explore His creation and choose to freely reject Him


Prove it.

And what about the Flood?

688. Student's 'Be Happy, Not Gay' t-shirt ok

Comment #168435 by Quetzalcoatl on April 25, 2008 at 6:30 am

Wow, that t-shirt is totally hardcore. He must get a lot of attention from the ladies. They do like a rebel.

689. Lying for Jesus?

Comment #168430 by Quetzalcoatl on April 25, 2008 at 6:24 am

Remnant-

The truth you subscribe to originates with the father of all lies, the god of this world


Are you referring to Satan here? You are, aren't you! My favourite story involving Satan is the one where Merciful God makes a bet with Satan, and tells him to go and make a man's life utterly miserable for no real reason. Ah, good times.

Do you work in an indoctrination center by any chance?


No, Philip doesn't teach Sunday School.

690. Lying for Jesus?

Comment #168375 by Quetzalcoatl on April 25, 2008 at 5:16 am

MaxD-

speaking of songs and lyrics, perhaps this extract from a song by the LostProphets might be appropriate here:

Cause every day we're getting older
And every day we all get colder
We're sick of waiting for our answers

Wake up, Wake up, Wake up,
Yeah so tired of waiting, waiting for us to
Wake up, Wake up, Wake up,
Yeah so sick of waiting, for us to make a move

Are we meant to take the pain
Should we sit around and wait
Are we being saved
Or was I another lie you made to make us hate

Cause every day we're getting older
And every day we all get colder
We're sick of waiting for our answers

691. Lying for Jesus?

Comment #168320 by Quetzalcoatl on April 25, 2008 at 2:25 am

Epeeist-

isn't that the one that keeps flagging Evolution as a Fatal Exception Error and crashing?

Also, I hear that when you run a search for evidence of God, it keeps responding File Not Found.

692. Lying for Jesus?

Comment #168315 by Quetzalcoatl on April 25, 2008 at 2:15 am

I guess it depends on whether or not you remember to load the Soul Software


I hear that software is full of bugs, the Goddidit virus being the most damaging.

693. Lying for Jesus?

Comment #168308 by Quetzalcoatl on April 25, 2008 at 2:00 am

Philip-

what if we build a computer that blasphemes against the holy spirit? An atheistic AI?

Those verses also suggest that children can get away with it.

694. Lying for Jesus?

Comment #168301 by Quetzalcoatl on April 25, 2008 at 12:58 am

Philip-

Why the hell do pray to this maniac of a God?


Indeed. Much better to pray to a god who answers prayer, communicates openly with his worshippers, and looks favourably on those who drink tea. Now where oh where could we find such a beneficent deity?

695. Lying for Jesus?

Comment #168115 by Quetzalcoatl on April 24, 2008 at 2:29 pm

Anna-

C'mon, I'm allowed to be ditzy once in a while...y'all


Sure thing, l'il lady. -Tips imaginary cowboy hat-

696. Open Letter to a victim of Ben Stein's lying propaganda

Comment #168109 by Quetzalcoatl on April 24, 2008 at 2:20 pm

ThetruthID-

A deceiver is a deceiver


And a Womble is a Womble.

697. Lying for Jesus?

Comment #168107 by Quetzalcoatl on April 24, 2008 at 2:19 pm

Anna-

Oh! A southern accent would be even better considering I'm from the South


-Head hits desk-

Yes, I know, that's why I said it! It also happens to be true. Y'all.

698. Lying for Jesus?

Comment #168085 by Quetzalcoatl on April 24, 2008 at 1:57 pm

Anna-

Our British friend came to visit recently and we made him speak with an American accent just so we could giggle at him


I do a decent, drawling Southern accent. I didn't realise you had such a mean streak in you Anna, I rather like it. ;)

699. Lying for Jesus?

Comment #168051 by Quetzalcoatl on April 24, 2008 at 1:37 pm

Anna-

I find it hard to believe that you don't find Duffman sexy. Even if you are heterosexual. ;-)


I am very much het, but somehow I have resisted Duffman's charms. I will however say that I find him amusing, and have been known to do impressions (to myself) of his sayings. My favourite would be:

"Duffman's pension fund has been mismanaged! Oh yeah!"

700. Lying for Jesus?

Comment #168031 by Quetzalcoatl on April 24, 2008 at 1:29 pm

Annabanana-

thank you, I am aware of the definition of sexy. And I saw your comment. I was merely speaking for myself.

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