Comments by thewhitepearl

701. The God Delusion

Comment #229571 by thewhitepearl on August 13, 2008 at 6:31 pm

but back pain sucks!

I can relate.

702. Richard Dawkins replies to Libby Purves

Comment #229569 by thewhitepearl on August 13, 2008 at 6:30 pm

Yeah it's interesting. Especially the way spanish in mexico is spoken.

si no mas...unless....bwhahahaha ;)

703. The God Delusion

Comment #229567 by thewhitepearl on August 13, 2008 at 6:29 pm

I arrange things by color and subject.

I'm a bit anal when it comes to appearances.

Shame on you brian.

704. Richard Dawkins replies to Libby Purves

Comment #229565 by thewhitepearl on August 13, 2008 at 6:27 pm

I'll remember that when I go to spain.

But I doubt I'll be tossing that phrase around.

705. Al-Qa'eda in Iraq alienated by cucumber laws and brutality

Comment #229562 by thewhitepearl on August 13, 2008 at 6:25 pm

Uhhh carbs and alcohol??

You're brave.

706. The God Delusion

Comment #229561 by thewhitepearl on August 13, 2008 at 6:24 pm

Moi? Dangerous? Only boundaries I push are the science ones

And the t-shirt ones.

707. Richard Dawkins replies to Libby Purves

Comment #229555 by thewhitepearl on August 13, 2008 at 6:19 pm

donde? I'm confused I think.

bonking. ha i like that word.

[edit]

La gente va a empezar a recibir frustrados con nosotros si no se detienen pronto!!!!

Espanol cuando queremos hablar de personas

708. Al-Qa'eda in Iraq alienated by cucumber laws and brutality

Comment #229553 by thewhitepearl on August 13, 2008 at 6:17 pm

Al,

[shuffles through pages]

Ahhh yes you're right.

Although I really don't focus to much on the dinner. Go straight for the drinks. The food is just there as a cover up.

You can't fool me. Don't throw the fucking rules at me mister.

709. Richard Dawkins replies to Libby Purves

Comment #229550 by thewhitepearl on August 13, 2008 at 6:10 pm

No no..

You would say "let's do the chaca chaca". Let's get it on..

catfish?

what?

710. Al-Qa'eda in Iraq alienated by cucumber laws and brutality

Comment #229547 by thewhitepearl on August 13, 2008 at 6:09 pm

Oh, I see. Just can't get enough of us huh?

A little early to be getting drunk don't you think?

ha

pot.kettle.black.

711. The God Delusion

Comment #229543 by thewhitepearl on August 13, 2008 at 6:07 pm

Naa I really left after the goatse comment..too much..sometimes these threads are too much.

712. Richard Dawkins replies to Libby Purves

Comment #229541 by thewhitepearl on August 13, 2008 at 6:05 pm

...think about it.

713. The God Delusion

Comment #229537 by thewhitepearl on August 13, 2008 at 6:02 pm

No tengo nada que contribuir a esa conversacion..

[edit] damnit now i'm going to be typing in spanish all night.

714. Richard Dawkins replies to Libby Purves

Comment #229536 by thewhitepearl on August 13, 2008 at 6:00 pm

:)

and chaca chaca

715. The God Delusion

Comment #229534 by thewhitepearl on August 13, 2008 at 5:57 pm

TWP - I guess...
Best not mix that past time with farting, mind...

Farting is unnatural? Are you trying to shame me because of one of my favourite pasttimes?

[exits the room]

716. Richard Dawkins replies to Libby Purves

Comment #229531 by thewhitepearl on August 13, 2008 at 5:53 pm

Brian,

Yeah in latin america cojer is used as slang for "fuck". I have a thing for columbians.

boricua= puerto rican.

717. The God Delusion

Comment #229528 by thewhitepearl on August 13, 2008 at 5:50 pm

Goldy,

Well it's natural to everyone that does it.

718. Richard Dawkins replies to Libby Purves

Comment #229524 by thewhitepearl on August 13, 2008 at 5:47 pm

Goldy,

It's ok that you aren't good at spanish. I sort of have to be, given my location. And my moms family is boricua.

719. Richard Dawkins replies to Libby Purves

Comment #229518 by thewhitepearl on August 13, 2008 at 5:40 pm

mmmm goldy la cerveza suena bien!

Esta bien que hablo espanol mejor cuando estoy muy borracha.

Ha ha..One time when I was out at the bar this guy I was dating showed up with another dame to try and make me jealous and start..well "drama".

Any way I gathered a whole group around me and said you know what guys? "Quiero COJER"

It's been a joke since then..."You just want to what?"

edited for emphasis.

720. Richard Dawkins replies to Libby Purves

Comment #229514 by thewhitepearl on August 13, 2008 at 5:34 pm

Pues vete a un bar con lo suficiente dinero

pppphssshh

No tengo para comprar bebidas. Soy especial

721. Richard Dawkins replies to Libby Purves

Comment #229510 by thewhitepearl on August 13, 2008 at 5:29 pm

Si, no mas.

Queiro borracha.

[edit]

Dame la cerveza o hacer frente a las consecuencias!!!!!! I demanda un sacrificio!!

722. The God Delusion

Comment #229506 by thewhitepearl on August 13, 2008 at 5:23 pm

Or hamsters...or was that gerbils...I forgets...

One of the reporters on the local news channel in our area got rushed to the ER because he had a hamster stuck up his rear. I didn't get it. My mom had to explain it to me...

723. Richard Dawkins replies to Libby Purves

Comment #229504 by thewhitepearl on August 13, 2008 at 5:18 pm

No soy mejor que nadie.

Usted es mejor que la mayoria de la gente que me encuentro a diario. :)

Te ha borracha anoche?

[edit]

De donde Quetz?

724. The God Delusion

Comment #229498 by thewhitepearl on August 13, 2008 at 5:11 pm

hmm well I see we haven't jumped of the anal probing train yet.....

I shall march on..

725. Al-Qa'eda in Iraq alienated by cucumber laws and brutality

Comment #229493 by thewhitepearl on August 13, 2008 at 5:06 pm

Comment #229482 by al-rawandi on August 13, 2008 at 4:59 pm

What the hell? Am I seeing things? I thought you were supposed to be fishing? That bored huh?

726. The God Delusion

Comment #229447 by thewhitepearl on August 13, 2008 at 3:24 pm

JMAC,

I had similar things happen to me. I don't know how many people tried to convert me.

Sometimes I was nice. Sometimes I would just say "Unnh yeah, could you please just fuck off?"

HOLA LAURIE!!

[waves excitedly]

[edit]

oh that's what a billy is. Cute.

727. The God Delusion

Comment #229438 by thewhitepearl on August 13, 2008 at 3:15 pm

Steve,

It's the wooter conspiracy....

Sometimes he does post comments that make you think. Other times he posts comments that make you think WTF?

728. Richard Dawkins replies to Libby Purves

Comment #229434 by thewhitepearl on August 13, 2008 at 3:09 pm

Brian,

Yo no estaba dirigiendo ese comentario hacia usted. Es para todo el mundo!!!!

Quetz,

Look for it soon, I'm trying to make my way over there, I keep getting distracted.

EDIT

J-O-N--UHHHH-TH-AAAAA-NNNN-UH

Could you please send me a direct link? The links from your blog aren't working. I'm anxious to rip open a new one.

Thanks!

[sings] I got flo's for ho's with low self esteem, and more for those who swallow protein...

729. The God Delusion

Comment #229429 by thewhitepearl on August 13, 2008 at 3:03 pm

or is part of a ploy by theists to make this site look perverse.

Al and I came to this conclusion a while ago.

Any way...tricked..Sometimes it is better off being ignorant.

730. Richard Dawkins replies to Libby Purves

Comment #229404 by thewhitepearl on August 13, 2008 at 2:36 pm

No probs. Off-topic- I may need the services of your cricket bat to deal with the comment from Di that has just appeared on FCOS. She claims in my last post that I mocked my parents- WTF?

He he...Absolutley..I read through it a bit today. Didn't see anything written by her, must've over looked it..You let me know when and I'll teleport my way over to Scotland.

Mordy,

Geez. Where's the love? I'll wipe that little snicker off your face.

731. Richard Dawkins replies to Libby Purves

Comment #229390 by thewhitepearl on August 13, 2008 at 2:01 pm

Hey is anyone having trouble posting? I think I tried to post that last one for a total of 15 minutes. It would just sit idle at "submitting comment" and then the refresh took forever....repeat process

I would say maybe its a connection problem on my end. But I'm not having trouble with speed on any other sites?

732. Richard Dawkins replies to Libby Purves

Comment #229388 by thewhitepearl on August 13, 2008 at 1:58 pm

To Thewhitepear

Can I ignore you? Please. I cant find any solid points to write back to you. What about fashion magazines?

....uh..[sigh]..you...[sigh]..why...

I really don't have anything to say to that. I think I've been sitting here for ten minutes just trying to come up with something clever..But I cant...You're a half-brained, fucking moron. An insult to the human race. That comment you made in regards to me was so incredibly third grade I wouldn't even do you the justice of hitting you with a cricket bat.

I'd slap that silly smirk off your face. Backhanded like a bitch.

Brian,

Si que puedo manejar esa pequena perra de mi mismo. Yo agradecemos a todos los combates para mi. Gracias.

Oh yo entiendo su espanol..

Quetz,

I should probably try and let the insults slide (especially when they're not directed at me), but I do find it quite annoying, especially when they're thrown at a poster that I quite like.

Thank You! And as I said above I do appreciate those who stick up for me when I'm not around.

And you should see the walls of the men's room.

I'm not sure if that's an insult or not but..I object!

733. Richard Dawkins replies to Libby Purves

Comment #229381 by thewhitepearl on August 13, 2008 at 1:29 pm

HOLD ON HOLD ON,

I casually scroll through this and I see my name popped up all over the place, something about a cricket bat, gorillas, isthatclear, offensive, and me taking up for myself.

Shit, I can see I'm going to have to go back a page and read every post.

Be back..

734. The Afterlife for Scientologists

Comment #229378 by thewhitepearl on August 13, 2008 at 1:24 pm

Mordy,

Godass? Lol!

Ishruul,

Don't strain your brain. Lord is fine.

735. The Afterlife for Scientologists

Comment #229362 by thewhitepearl on August 13, 2008 at 12:19 pm

Lord TWP?

Ha. I'm a bit to womanly to call me Lord, dont you think?

736. Do stop behaving as if you are God, Professor Dawkins

Comment #229351 by thewhitepearl on August 13, 2008 at 11:58 am

Mordy,

I thought halitosis was chronic bad breath?

737. The God Delusion

Comment #229346 by thewhitepearl on August 13, 2008 at 11:54 am

I like the silver one better. It's reflective.

738. The Afterlife for Scientologists

Comment #229344 by thewhitepearl on August 13, 2008 at 11:50 am

Dhamma,

Ha ha! I really just laughed my ass off. :)

Ishruul,

I cant decide which commandment I like better. I think number three really does it for me.

739. Do stop behaving as if you are God, Professor Dawkins

Comment #229321 by thewhitepearl on August 13, 2008 at 11:17 am

Bugaboo,

Fear not oh wise follower, the great traveling Cricketeer at your service. He has already been taken care of.

Clodhopper,

Uh, AG has suffered from a blow to her head and is currently passed out. You're trap did not work for me. I am too mighty for your third grade pranks and rubber wedgies.

740. The Afterlife for Scientologists

Comment #229317 by thewhitepearl on August 13, 2008 at 11:09 am

m.o.kane

Be careful, I'm on instant alert everytime I see the word "muppets". It's a danger word. Use with caution.

741. Judge says UC can deny class credit to Christian school students

Comment #229313 by thewhitepearl on August 13, 2008 at 11:00 am

Timmydou,

[WHACKSMACK]

You sir have just been hit upside the head with a cricket bat, and I do hope that it knocked all the stupidity out of you.

At least research the other side of your arguments, people.

Some of us have done more than research the other side, we've lived it.

742. Do stop behaving as if you are God, Professor Dawkins

Comment #229309 by thewhitepearl on August 13, 2008 at 10:56 am

*Ahem*

Good Morning Boys!

I see you have a new game to play.

743. The Afterlife for Scientologists

Comment #229270 by thewhitepearl on August 13, 2008 at 9:59 am

If Issac Hayes wasn't already dead I'd take my cricket bat to him.

744. Richard Dawkins replies to Libby Purves

Comment #228972 by thewhitepearl on August 12, 2008 at 11:25 pm

Olympic talk again huh? I'm out for the rest of the night.

Toodle pip guys.

745. Judge says UC can deny class credit to Christian school students

Comment #228966 by thewhitepearl on August 12, 2008 at 11:12 pm

Evolve,

As long as you appreciate vodka. We're good.

746. Richard Dawkins replies to Libby Purves

Comment #228965 by thewhitepearl on August 12, 2008 at 11:08 pm

Mordy,

Ha, can you believe some people justify the whole karma bit with Quantum Physics?

oy oy

747. Richard Dawkins replies to Libby Purves

Comment #228957 by thewhitepearl on August 12, 2008 at 9:51 pm

Goldy,

Exactly. We'll just sign it "Sincerly, The Dawkins Army".

Or whatever it is people have been referring his "fans" as.

748. Richard Dawkins replies to Libby Purves

Comment #228948 by thewhitepearl on August 12, 2008 at 9:23 pm

Goldy,

We can all send one great big letter, and then sign it.

Group project.

749. Judge says UC can deny class credit to Christian school students

Comment #228945 by thewhitepearl on August 12, 2008 at 9:20 pm

BWHAHAHAHAHA!

Yes, this is exciting. This really makes me want to move out there now.

750. Richard Dawkins replies to Libby Purves

Comment #228938 by thewhitepearl on August 12, 2008 at 9:13 pm

Brian, 11:07 PM

Goldy,

I don't really care for the olympics. Any part of it. It's boring for me. I might check it out for about 3 minutes before changing the channel.