51. British Airways takes beef off the menu to avoid offending Hindus

Comment #178284 by Prankster on May 11, 2008 at 4:51 am

PC gone mad?

Eliminating the risk of offence before any is actually intended or even before it's caused seems to be the norm nowadays-has any one consulted the majority of Hindus besides the UK Hindu Council on this or are the majority of Hindus even bothered if non Hindus are served or want to eat beef on BA flights?

Fucking planet's gone mad and it's leaving me behind....

52. Atheists are nice people who will roast in hell, says Cardinal

Comment #177990 by Prankster on May 10, 2008 at 7:02 am

Just posted this but looks like my PC is goosed again.....

Hey ho so some arsehole says our souls are in peril and we're in for fun and frolics in the fiery pits of hell? Sounds ok to me!

This is surely preferable to spending eternity in the company of this village idiot and his brethren?

Tosser.....

53. Atheists are nice people who will roast in hell, says Cardinal

Comment #177986 by Prankster on May 10, 2008 at 6:45 am

Guys, guys, the article ain't real-it's not particulary funny but it's not real-stop stressing out over it! It just shows what some senile old cleric actually thinks about non-believers-miserable old fart!

By the way is anyone bringing nachos and dips, failing that some pringles?

I volunteer to bring the potato salad and cans of Bitter (preferably Boddington's)?

54. Gene map proves platypus is part bird, mammal and reptile

Comment #176932 by Prankster on May 8, 2008 at 11:04 am

Just proves mother nature got seriously off her nut on something when she created this creature.....

"pppffft-bird, mammal and reptile? That'll fuck them scientists up-pppffftt-who's coming down the all-night garage I've got the munchies?-giggles"

55. Citing Faith, Bush Defends War Actions

Comment #176927 by Prankster on May 8, 2008 at 10:58 am

Faith, like Patriotism, the last refuge of the Scoundrel?

Spreading freedom, backed up by faith and possibly at the point of a gun, and furthermore vetoing an opposing view-makes me proud to be part of the same speices he says sarcastically......

56. Life after Jehovah's Witnesses: website offers help to followers who lose their faith

Comment #176455 by Prankster on May 7, 2008 at 11:28 am

ExJehovahsWitness

Thanks for clearing that up -obviously the electronic format for posting can be read wrongly but let me assure I mean no disrespect when I say "club" or "Getting involved"

You obviously had a difficult time being a witness and a worse one when you left.

Religion (in any form) is not something I feel comfortable with anymore after suffering 3rd degree burns caused by red hot catholicism being inflicted on me-brrr not a nice time at all!

57. Life after Jehovah's Witnesses: website offers help to followers who lose their faith

Comment #176437 by Prankster on May 7, 2008 at 10:22 am

One thing I did notice is that they tend not to bother door stepping or knocking on doors any more (not in this area anyway) but they do come out the woodwork especially around Xmas and Chocolate Bunny time-the rest of the year? Zilch!

Amazing.

58. Life after Jehovah's Witnesses: website offers help to followers who lose their faith

Comment #176434 by Prankster on May 7, 2008 at 10:17 am

Podaar

I wouldn't bother to do any research either for free or in my own time. I'd be inclined to find out only what makes these people tick......and then stay the hell away from them-don't what it is but I find them.....creepy? Must be the righteous fire in their gaze that tells them they are right, that's scaring me.

Also am I right in thinking that only a specific number of them are going to paradise when the end comes (144,000?)and who makes the decision who's going or am I mixing them up with another religious club?

59. Life after Jehovah's Witnesses: website offers help to followers who lose their faith

Comment #176424 by Prankster on May 7, 2008 at 10:00 am

Blood transfusions and leaving cults aside what actually compels people to join this organisation in the first place (apart from being born into, or marrying into a JW family)?

It's strikes me as odd reading from peoples experiences and what limited knowledge of JW I do have that people would subscribe or join such a "club" in the first place......curious.

But Kudos to Rachel for breaking her conditioning and programming and leaving the organisation

60. Lying for Jesus?

Comment #171339 by Prankster on April 28, 2008 at 12:47 pm

Dear God Dick

GAY MARCHES AND PARADES FUCK UP TRAFFIC?????!!!!

I really hope you get chewed out over this by both gay/straight posters-what a comment to make!

61. Lying for Jesus?

Comment #171319 by Prankster on April 28, 2008 at 12:30 pm

Comment 171203 MaxD

I found it before on an avatar website-pretty neat ain't it?

The main character from the 80's computer game Karateka grooving in an MC Hammer style-I think it's great.

Pity my martial arts lessons didn't help me move like that- it would have stopped me getting creamed by the black belts!

62. Lying for Jesus?

Comment #171183 by Prankster on April 28, 2008 at 10:56 am

Well it's been fun but I'm bailing out early

Sick of dealing with people like DickDawkins on here, just another fevered ego tainting our collective unconscious and making us pay a higher psychic price than we imagined

With apologies to the late William Melville Hicks

63. Lying for Jesus?

Comment #171141 by Prankster on April 28, 2008 at 10:30 am

Dick Dick this is from the Reader's Digest dictionary of big words so please indulge me

Satanism-worship of Satan, especially in the form of a travesty of christian ritual

Evil or satanic practices or tendencies

Atheist-disbelief or denial of the existence of god

By your logic then everyone who claims they are an atheist is a satanist because they reject god or don't believe in him?


Your world is so black and white isn't it?

Hmm not sure I like being called a Satanist-free thinking evolved human maybe but never a satanist.

Besides the pay and hours are lousy I'm told.

64. Lying for Jesus?

Comment #171110 by Prankster on April 28, 2008 at 10:14 am

DickDawkins

Chill baby!

Then go a get a big book called a dictionary and look up the differences between "satanist" and "atheist"-trust me they are there.

Come back when you're ready

Incidentally stop calling people fags cause they don't agree with you-it's not big and it's not clever. In fact it's just rude

65. Lying for Jesus?

Comment #171093 by Prankster on April 28, 2008 at 10:02 am

DickDawkins....

Clever posting-self portrait by any chance?

Oh Oscar Wilde lives and breathes.....

66. Orangutan attempts to hunt fish with spear

Comment #171077 by Prankster on April 28, 2008 at 9:48 am

Hmm Daily Mail?

A-ha!

Obviously it's a picture of a foul asylum seeking, benefit sponging illegal immigrant fishing our rivers dry before he's caught and deported.....

I'm kidding......

67. Orangutan attempts to hunt fish with spear

Comment #171002 by Prankster on April 28, 2008 at 8:22 am

Superb

Evolution and development of some spieces just amazes me sometimes.......

Wonderful image, made my day that-thanks for the article

Best

Prankster

68. Mecca should become core to measure time zones: scholars

Comment #165257 by Prankster on April 21, 2008 at 9:11 am

"Oh Great" he says sarcastically

Do these titheads have nothing better to do?

Not only do you now have to set your watch 2 to 3 hours ahead when visiting the middle east from the UK you now have to set it back about 14 centuries as well?

Fuckin' idiots......!

69. Ethical storm as scientist becomes first man to clone HIMSELF

Comment #163856 by Prankster on April 19, 2008 at 7:32 am

Comment ~163850 Russell Blackford

Russell,

I don't honsetly think millions in the UK would be offended. It's just McKellar taking the weight of the world on his shoulders and speaking out for the UK, when he has no right to tell me, or millions of others what to think, or say or do-fuck him and the god-squad who protest against thing like that!

I'm all for this type of research if it's true-as some one posted previously, science cures disease not religion-a world free from all types of disease or the church wringing it's hands piously saying it's wrong?

I know which I'd choose-gimmee science any day

70. The Child Preachers

Comment #163596 by Prankster on April 18, 2008 at 3:27 pm

Woeful and pitiful-this subject is a special bugbear of mine. Using children this way is despicable-makes me sick to be part of the same speices sometimes.....

These parents are total pondlife. First posting tonight on here and now I'm bummed out

Nighty night all

71. Lungless frog discovered in Borneo

Comment #159190 by Prankster on April 11, 2008 at 3:07 pm

A creationist would say it's god's work, put here to fuck with the minds of both atheists and darwinists...

I'd say it's just evolution making a sideways shift every so often. But then again I'm no expert on evolution

72. Cult leader Pyotr Kuznetsov tries suicide after realising he was wrong about doomsday

Comment #159184 by Prankster on April 11, 2008 at 2:44 pm

Diacanu

You unspeakable swine!

:)

Prankster

73. Cult leader Pyotr Kuznetsov tries suicide after realising he was wrong about doomsday

Comment #159181 by Prankster on April 11, 2008 at 2:37 pm

Diacanu

Do I detect a smidgen of the late Bill Hicks in your posting...? I know, a moron dies, the planet gets lighter, you got me there, I'll admit it, but for the sake of harmony I'm letting this thread die a death (preferably not log induced)

Prankster

74. The List: The World's Worst Religious Leaders

Comment #159169 by Prankster on April 11, 2008 at 2:26 pm

Raiko

Could be anyone living or dead as long as we don't mention Stalin or Hitler or Mao

Can't find old Joe Ratzinger in here though so the list must be wrong surely?

75. Cult leader Pyotr Kuznetsov tries suicide after realising he was wrong about doomsday

Comment #159162 by Prankster on April 11, 2008 at 2:16 pm

Looks like we 3 are carrying this on....This thread is like a sore tooth in that you can't help coming back and messing with it, no matter how painful...

I need to get outside more I think!

I'm bailing out early tonight guys-time zones and tiredness have got the better of me :)

Regards

Prankster

76. Get out of here, atheists!

Comment #159081 by Prankster on April 11, 2008 at 12:23 pm

adk

I'd go over to the other thread about the comments made by Reps Davis and Sherman

I don't think an apology is going to smooth things out somehow-particulary as Sherman told CBS news she'd apologised privately-her comments were down to her "having a bad day"

Which was a child being killed in a Chicago school...go figure that one out.....

77. Cult leader Pyotr Kuznetsov tries suicide after realising he was wrong about doomsday

Comment #159033 by Prankster on April 11, 2008 at 11:09 am

Cheers!

Yes all gone..

78. Inadequate, private and late apology with grotesquely inadequate excuse

Comment #159031 by Prankster on April 11, 2008 at 11:05 am

Madphatcat

Sorry I meant to say that's what annoyed me and what I was trying to get across, in that he should have kept it private and not ran off and told CBS

Really she should have apologized to everyone offended by her comments including everyone here on the site who blitzed her with letters and e-mails but also the parents of the murdered schoolkid

That's what's sticking in my gullet-making pious announcements and spewing out hatred but blaming it all on an unfortunate death so making her have a "bad day"-lunatic......

79. Inadequate, private and late apology with grotesquely inadequate excuse

Comment #159018 by Prankster on April 11, 2008 at 10:48 am

Ok she's apologized, but it's odd it took nearly a week and an "award" to spur her into action

It's also curious that her apology was announced by CBS-shouldn't a private apology be just that?

80. Cult leader Pyotr Kuznetsov tries suicide after realising he was wrong about doomsday

Comment #158961 by Prankster on April 11, 2008 at 8:43 am

Yes lets.....I'd like to think we're all better than this, but it's nice to see so many people being so passionate about something

Lets all agree to let it go?

*exhales*

That's better!

81. Cult leader Pyotr Kuznetsov tries suicide after realising he was wrong about doomsday

Comment #158377 by Prankster on April 10, 2008 at 12:06 pm

Just come back here to see how this thread was getting on. Sorry I did. I bailed out of any discussuions as I got tired of being chewed out by the likes of mikejswalker for laughing at Kusnetzow cracking himself over the head.....

Incidentally going back to Dr Benway's post #157934, the first quote is me I believe and that was quotemined by, again, mikejswalker

I believe I told him to get over himself

Have we not moved on from the slanging match of a few days ago? So sad.....I was enjoying this thread.

82. Cult leader Pyotr Kuznetsov tries suicide after realising he was wrong about doomsday

Comment #156814 by Prankster on April 8, 2008 at 9:37 am

Quetz (if I may call you that?)

Just opened the link and found the location of our erstwhile poster -Very interesting indeed-and I thought I could flounce off dramatically...Spewing bile and anger not his thing eh?

He'll be back don't worry!

83. Get out of here, atheists!

Comment #156792 by Prankster on April 8, 2008 at 9:06 am

Clydey and Peacebeuponme

Sorry for the delay guys

General feeling I got when reading through later postings was that it seemed to focus on skin colour/gender-I now know that's not what it is

84. Cult leader Pyotr Kuznetsov tries suicide after realising he was wrong about doomsday

Comment #156781 by Prankster on April 8, 2008 at 8:52 am

And so we go around again......thought we were all done on this topic and we agreed to play nicely and not take our balls home?

Apparently not according to dunf2562......so fuck it I'm done on this topic anyone else agree?

Oscar Wildes we may not all be but before you spew out more garbage like this,dunf2562, read the actual article then the postings, yeah?

85. Get out of here, atheists!

Comment #156426 by Prankster on April 7, 2008 at 2:20 pm

Everyone seems to be debating her gender and skin colour-why is that an issue?

It shouldn't be

Looks like she got caught with her metaphorical pants down and had no recourse other to play the religion card but the worst thing is she was allowed to rant on and then THANKED FOR IT, whilst Sherman is left to get on with defending his point of view!

Truly the lunatics have taken over the asylum.....

86. Cult leader Pyotr Kuznetsov tries suicide after realising he was wrong about doomsday

Comment #156354 by Prankster on April 7, 2008 at 11:27 am

Ah Diacanu....

It's so good to hear from you....*smirks*

Looks like your reply fucked him good.....wish I had the balls to write/say it like you do though

87. Get out of here, atheists!

Comment #156343 by Prankster on April 7, 2008 at 11:14 am

Is she complaining over the beliefs held by Sherman or the fact she got caught funneling all that money?

Seems she's thrashing around for an excuse and so turns on Sherman whilst playing the religion card to divert attention from her activities.....the plot thickens.

88. Cult leader Pyotr Kuznetsov tries suicide after realising he was wrong about doomsday

Comment #156335 by Prankster on April 7, 2008 at 11:00 am

Screw it then.....no apologies, I'm withdrawing my "cowering offer" to have them deleted then!

And if someone doesn't like what I've posted then to hell with them.....I was trying to be nice and respect other's feelings but hey damn the consequences!!

ok?

89. Get out of here, atheists!

Comment #156330 by Prankster on April 7, 2008 at 10:52 am

Democracy in action eh?

90. Cult leader Pyotr Kuznetsov tries suicide after realising he was wrong about doomsday

Comment #156326 by Prankster on April 7, 2008 at 10:39 am

Wow I've been "quotemined"....and wrongly by the look of it

Trouble is I'm felling like I'm banging my head against a brick wall reading this thread. so for clarification mikejswalker?

1 ) I am NOT going to apologise for laughing at a mental image or cartoon like graphic (in my head incidentally) of someone smacking themselves over the head with a log

2) NOWHERE in my postings (all 3 of them!) did I advocate the cult leader actually kill himself ok?

3)Yes that was my quote (sarcastic laugh, what a dick). Sorry but to me he is.

You can choose to ignore this or reply that's your choice. If anyone is offended, then sorry, I'll happily ask for the posts in question to be deleted or have them marked as troll/offensive/spam

But quite frankly I'm tired about being told off by the likes of Mikejswalker for having certain feelings especially on this particular matter

Sorry but I'm only human, and in certain situations I will find something incredibly amusing whilst someone else will not.

That said I'm off to to drown some kittens in the local canal-seems to be the right thing to do for a heartless bastard doesn't it?

Laughing at the guy and the image and then getting flamed for it.......jeezus get over yourself eh?

91. Russell T Davies: Return of the (tea) Time Lord

Comment #155876 by Prankster on April 6, 2008 at 7:49 am

Wondered what this was doing on the Newspage when I saw Dawkings was making an appearance-tenuous link being his wife Lala Ward played one of the Dr's companions.

However on waiting for the new series....? Well I won't be unfortunately

Watched the first few of the first series but can't get into it-in fact the last time I watched Dr Who, Tom Baker was the lead-ahh! the good old days......

92. Cult leader Pyotr Kuznetsov tries suicide after realising he was wrong about doomsday

Comment #155872 by Prankster on April 6, 2008 at 7:40 am

Just going back over the thread cos of technical problems-I appreciate the comment Spinoza and sorry for the late reply.

I actually roared with laughter at the cartoon /mental image of the guy bashing himself over his noggin with a log-that to me was funny- I certainly wasn't advocating the guy kill himself!
Fuck, I've been called a heartless bastard by some but I ain't that cruel!

It seems however that one person may have a different sense of humour to another, we are all individuals after all.

However I'm dammed if I'm gonna feel sorry for, or have a twinge of regret for laughing at the guy and his reactions-psychological condition notwithstanding.

Prankster

93. Upside-down church sculpture on hit list

Comment #155357 by Prankster on April 4, 2008 at 11:49 am

Comment #40 by Animavore

Doing what religion has done to the masses for centuries-screwing it to death?

94. Cult leader Pyotr Kuznetsov tries suicide after realising he was wrong about doomsday

Comment #155265 by Prankster on April 4, 2008 at 9:37 am

As a sufferer from Bi-polar disorder (the new user friendly catch-all feel good term for depression) I do have a slight twinge of sympathy for the cult leader...............

But that final image is just too damn funny so don't lambast me for laughing- I think it's hysterical!

95. Upside-down church sculpture on hit list

Comment #154717 by Prankster on April 3, 2008 at 3:41 pm

Hideous just hideous.....fancy having a church on display of all things!

Mind you living In Liverpool, so called European Capital of Culture 2008 (stop laughing at the back!) I've seen a lot worse believe me.......

96. Pastor attacks scientist's talk

Comment #154712 by Prankster on April 3, 2008 at 3:33 pm

Actually It was Blackadder 2 I think?

Ok I'll stop being picky and go away......

97. Cult leader Pyotr Kuznetsov tries suicide after realising he was wrong about doomsday

Comment #154707 by Prankster on April 3, 2008 at 3:28 pm

Sorry was off to bed when I came across this....


ROTFPMSL at the image of the cult leader cracking himself over the head with a log.....

*ha ha ha ha ha........what a dick* *sarcastic laugh*

98. BBC 'too scared to allow jokes about Islam'

Comment #154453 by Prankster on April 3, 2008 at 9:46 am

It's a non story-who really cares?

Besides which we really are going mad if it takes someone like Ben Elton to comment on something like this in this morning's papers-the man who gave the UK "Alternative Comedy" (ie non-racist, non-sexist and non-funny shouty student garbage)

99. Faith healing church parents charged over toddler's death

Comment #153291 by Prankster on April 1, 2008 at 10:56 am

Here's hoping it doesn't but this kind of case seems to be occurring more regulary as regular posters (myself included) will testify

Sick-making....It's bummed me out actually

100. My quest to get de-baptised

Comment #153205 by Prankster on April 1, 2008 at 7:45 am

Coretemprising

Not sure myself judging by the previous postings?!??!

I don't attend church unless it's a family occasion (marriage,funeral-usually the latter) don't take communion and haven't been for around 7 years so I'm probably considered not as "Lapsed" but have gone very very slack

The Avatar? Picked up from a web site it's called "everything sucked out of existence"-the best bit is "god" hanging on by his fingers and toes then disappearing into oblivion-which is quite apposite for this site I think

Regards

Prankster