51. A Letter From Hell

Comment #141515 by JeremyH on March 10, 2008 at 2:41 pm

I felt like throwing up during that. Such manipulative kids being shown these kinds of scare tactics...
"The Lord loves you, but because your friend didn't tell you about Jesus (WHICH IS ENTIRELY YOUR FAULT) I, the great merciful God (who is also Jesus, but not, but kinda is) am going to send my angels to cast you into an eternity of hellfire. I mean, I COULD have let you survive until you found Jesus, because apparently I am onmnipotent, but I happen to be a real bastard, so ENJOY THE LAKE OF FIRE FUCKER!"