Comments by Tezcatlipoca

51. Catholics To Pope: Lift Birth Control Ban

Comment #221021 by Tezcatlipoca on July 29, 2008 at 9:19 am

Dammit I was eating Austin Cheese crackers with peanut butter filling!

52. A third of Muslim students back killings

Comment #220955 by Tezcatlipoca on July 29, 2008 at 8:22 am

I liked Iron Monkey before Hollywood re dubbed it. The sycophant was way more hilarious with the original voice they gave him.

53. A third of Muslim students back killings

Comment #220479 by Tezcatlipoca on July 28, 2008 at 1:37 pm

C'mon seriously,

As a registered dealer of arms suitable and appropriate for the most acrimonious of flame wars I recommend energy weapons. Anything from man portable hellbores to bolo mounted units capable of downing spacecraft...

54. [UPDATED] Venomous Snakes, Slippery Eels and Harun Yahya

Comment #220474 by Tezcatlipoca on July 28, 2008 at 1:31 pm

Hmmm,

maybe someone should photoshop lieberman's grill into palpatines cowl.

55. [UPDATED] Venomous Snakes, Slippery Eels and Harun Yahya

Comment #220457 by Tezcatlipoca on July 28, 2008 at 1:10 pm

I've called momo a paedophile numerous times and told Joe he should, as Al-Rawandi suggests, look into the healing properties of camel piss but so far nuthin. I expect the ephitet of "atheist scum" to be delivered in an Emperor Palpatine voice by the way.

56. [UPDATED] Venomous Snakes, Slippery Eels and Harun Yahya

Comment #220444 by Tezcatlipoca on July 28, 2008 at 12:52 pm

Hey Joe,

More news about your religion of peace...

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/25880699

57. Richard Dawkins slaps creationists into the primordial soup

Comment #218828 by Tezcatlipoca on July 25, 2008 at 6:11 pm

CA-"I think talking instead of violence or anger can bring America back to how we once were. A nation of peace."

ah hah hah hah haaaa!!!

and

"You know Christianity isn't the center of my life"

Apparently not. Your delusions, they are aplenty.

So dog gets a get out of jail card on all the nasty microscopic and evolving pathogins. to parapharase- "You got yourself raped girl! Going out in public dressed like that."

58. Richard Dawkins slaps creationists into the primordial soup

Comment #218821 by Tezcatlipoca on July 25, 2008 at 6:04 pm

SorryChristian-"Curing Polio and smallpox, ebola and providing clean drinking water is wonderful"

So causing Polio, smallpox, ebola etc is not "wonderful". So your god is a malevolent prick then...

59. Are the 'New Atheists' avoiding the 'real arguments'?

Comment #218803 by Tezcatlipoca on July 25, 2008 at 5:50 pm

Black Mamba-"you should spend your time learning about the great prophet-peace be upon him."

Umm, would that be the prophet that bangs 9 year olds and drinks camel piss?

p.s. didn't you get both your eyes gouged out in Kill Bill 2?

60. Red hot enlightenment led me to believe in one fewer god

Comment #218769 by Tezcatlipoca on July 25, 2008 at 5:02 pm

My post said "One night like that can make any man a god" I think...

61. Red hot enlightenment led me to believe in one fewer god

Comment #218761 by Tezcatlipoca on July 25, 2008 at 4:58 pm

Carto,

glad you are back from Mitch Hewer...land

62. Red hot enlightenment led me to believe in one fewer god

Comment #218751 by Tezcatlipoca on July 25, 2008 at 4:48 pm

Nocte una quivis vel deus esse potest

propertius 2.15.40

63. Richard Dawkins slaps creationists into the primordial soup

Comment #218728 by Tezcatlipoca on July 25, 2008 at 4:18 pm

If it's typed then published in a forum or thread wouldn't it be a form of libel rather than slander? Or because of the somewhat conversational form is it slander?

64. Red hot enlightenment led me to believe in one fewer god

Comment #218494 by Tezcatlipoca on July 25, 2008 at 1:25 pm

kkelly, I wasn't going to go to saran wrap, but I'm aware of it's uses.

Maybe Jess will do a Valtrex commercial?

65. Red hot enlightenment led me to believe in one fewer god

Comment #218490 by Tezcatlipoca on July 25, 2008 at 1:22 pm

My friends keep trying to drag me to "now" with my ranting emails I send them. "you should blog it" Screw you! Read your damn emails!

Hahaha!

66. Red hot enlightenment led me to believe in one fewer god

Comment #218485 by Tezcatlipoca on July 25, 2008 at 1:20 pm

re.218478 By Momo's standards then she's 3years past her prime...

67. Red hot enlightenment led me to believe in one fewer god

Comment #218480 by Tezcatlipoca on July 25, 2008 at 1:17 pm

Ladies and Gentlemen,

We're not Catholics. We can use condoms! Re. #218470

68. Red hot enlightenment led me to believe in one fewer god

Comment #218475 by Tezcatlipoca on July 25, 2008 at 1:13 pm

aww, man, I just regurged into my mouth. I went to http://musingsofastrangemind.blogspot.com/ and read todays post. I got to the part where Richard said, "You can love Him, Jon, because He first loved you."

Luckily I have a travel bottle of Listerine at my desk.

69. Red hot enlightenment led me to believe in one fewer god

Comment #218465 by Tezcatlipoca on July 25, 2008 at 1:06 pm

"I'm allergic to relationships"

Hmm, that's what my last interest (The Cold Hearted Bitch...her label...) always used to say. I countered with chocolate. An equilibrium of sorts was reached.

twp...yes, as far as bodies go hers is pretty smokin'

70. [UPDATED] Venomous Snakes, Slippery Eels and Harun Yahya

Comment #218458 by Tezcatlipoca on July 25, 2008 at 1:04 pm

I think you misunderstand Joe. I'll explain it for you.

She isn't his property. We also understand that we are responsible for our actions. So when we see a woman's ankles (oh my!!!) we don't feel this is an excuse to rape her. I know the concept is difficult Joe. Personal responsibility. Look into it. It doesn't require your imaginary sky god or it's paedophilic prophet.

71. [UPDATED] Venomous Snakes, Slippery Eels and Harun Yahya

Comment #218442 by Tezcatlipoca on July 25, 2008 at 12:49 pm

What do you think of honour killing Joe? If your wife drives herself somewhere, without covering herself, should she be stoned, disfigured or just beaten?

72. [UPDATED] Venomous Snakes, Slippery Eels and Harun Yahya

Comment #218427 by Tezcatlipoca on July 25, 2008 at 12:37 pm

Sorry Joe,

as TWP is (I assume) older than 6 I must agree she isn't marriage material according to your paedophilic prophet. I know this must be disappointing to you. Get over it.

Joe said, "blah, blah, blah..." Cut and plagierize "blah, blah, blah..."

73. Red hot enlightenment led me to believe in one fewer god

Comment #218399 by Tezcatlipoca on July 25, 2008 at 11:38 am

Especially in a cowgirl vest and chaps...

74. [UPDATED] Venomous Snakes, Slippery Eels and Harun Yahya

Comment #218384 by Tezcatlipoca on July 25, 2008 at 10:52 am

Indeed,

Not only will I dismember with my vorpal macahuitl but I will do it with the fury of Woden.

75. [UPDATED] Venomous Snakes, Slippery Eels and Harun Yahya

Comment #218368 by Tezcatlipoca on July 25, 2008 at 10:16 am

TWP,

your one finger salute...hahahahaha.

My mother is a naturalized citizen of the U.S. from Deutschland. When my sister and I were in the 5 and 7 year old range driving with my mother (no seat belts, no child seats...) we would often cheerfully correct her as she gave someone who cut her off a hearty one finger salute extending her ring finger....

76. Islam subway ads cause stir in New York

Comment #218305 by Tezcatlipoca on July 25, 2008 at 7:36 am

I found this post on skepchick interesting.

www.skepchick.org/blog/?p=1343#more-1343

I went to a Women of Color conference at Univ. of Michigan this spring and heard a lot of commentary that I sum up as "who the fuck made white middle class women the vangard of the movement?"

77. Richard Dawkins slaps creationists into the primordial soup

Comment #218243 by Tezcatlipoca on July 25, 2008 at 5:47 am

Heckfire! TWP! "I haven't seen any of the Monty Python's I have to sadly admit!" I believe an appropriate term may be that I was gob-smacked? I have the tv series and Holy grail. But I will be getting the others, Certainly Life of Brian for Lent and Meaning of Life for The Sperm song and the wafer thin bit.

8 and Laurie, I hope one of you posts the results? I only see rugby occaisonally when I go by a friend's place and watch his satellite service. He doesn't like sports at all but when we surf by Rugby he never objects.

78. Richard Dawkins slaps creationists into the primordial soup

Comment #217664 by Tezcatlipoca on July 24, 2008 at 2:11 pm

"I assure you that I give your testimony of Richard Dawkins all the weight I give the Mormon testimony of Joseph Smith, Jr."

Is this a strawman or a Tu Quoque?

79. Richard Dawkins slaps creationists into the primordial soup

Comment #217611 by Tezcatlipoca on July 24, 2008 at 1:10 pm

M,

comment 1050 you are correct. My reply, 1051, which wasn't clear in its direction was implying that he, obrien, in 1042 etc, was playing with dolls.

80. Richard Dawkins slaps creationists into the primordial soup

Comment #217599 by Tezcatlipoca on July 24, 2008 at 1:02 pm

So it's a bale of straw formed into a vaguely humanoid shape then?

81. Richard Dawkins slaps creationists into the primordial soup

Comment #217594 by Tezcatlipoca on July 24, 2008 at 12:59 pm

No you git

how about this parallel universe.

"It depends on the metric, of course, but in any event the "popularity" of a book does not imply quality"

fuck off

82. Richard Dawkins slaps creationists into the primordial soup

Comment #217586 by Tezcatlipoca on July 24, 2008 at 12:51 pm

I often hear that "the bible" is the most popular book ever. So then by this measure it is crap? There are so many more reasons to deem it crap than simply it's popularity.

83. Historian predicts the end of 'science superpowers'

Comment #217544 by Tezcatlipoca on July 24, 2008 at 12:25 pm

Yet for all of China's science and engineering papers they still grind up bear paw and other animal body parts and prescribe them as "medicine"? I think they are beset with their own (re comment 6)fundie hurdles

84. The God of the Bible is No Delusion!

Comment #217397 by Tezcatlipoca on July 24, 2008 at 10:11 am

So Aberdeen,

you gonna cut and paste this drivel in every thread? 2 that I've seen so far. Traffic on your site must be slow.

85. Richard Dawkins slaps creationists into the primordial soup

Comment #217394 by Tezcatlipoca on July 24, 2008 at 10:10 am

re- radio signals,

I heard that our radio and television signals degrade into so much background noise withing a light year or two

86. Richard Dawkins slaps creationists into the primordial soup

Comment #217392 by Tezcatlipoca on July 24, 2008 at 10:08 am

Aberdeen is a cut and paste troll. He pasted the exact same thing on another thread

87. Richard Dawkins slaps creationists into the primordial soup

Comment #217341 by Tezcatlipoca on July 24, 2008 at 8:27 am

Hmm,

Since we're all manifesting in mortal form...

The skeptical rogues talk about the moon being mistaken for a UFO on their podcast from time to time. Apparently it happens more often than one would think.

88. [UPDATED] Venomous Snakes, Slippery Eels and Harun Yahya

Comment #216721 by Tezcatlipoca on July 23, 2008 at 12:53 pm

He will be back. He's not afraid of plums, only prunes...

89. How Anecdotal Evidence Can Undermine Scientific Results

Comment #216700 by Tezcatlipoca on July 23, 2008 at 12:27 pm

The looks on Shermer, Sanford, and Novella's faces said it all about the wheat grass.

90. How Anecdotal Evidence Can Undermine Scientific Results

Comment #216693 by Tezcatlipoca on July 23, 2008 at 12:20 pm

I believe that in the U.S. the usage of thimerasol as a preservative was stopped and yet the rate of diagnosed cases of autism has not changed.

91. How Anecdotal Evidence Can Undermine Scientific Results

Comment #216678 by Tezcatlipoca on July 23, 2008 at 11:49 am

Decius,

thanks for the post and link. I could not remember the term herd immunity. Wheel chairs, iron lungs and leg braces. How soon we forget.

92. How Anecdotal Evidence Can Undermine Scientific Results

Comment #216665 by Tezcatlipoca on July 23, 2008 at 11:34 am

I believe there was an outbreak of measles in Portland Oregon among children who weren't vaccinated. It will be tragic when a carrier of polio mingles with their populace.

93. [UPDATED] Venomous Snakes, Slippery Eels and Harun Yahya

Comment #216660 by Tezcatlipoca on July 23, 2008 at 11:28 am

Phas!

I take great offense at the pre cooked brat comment! On sunday I took uncooked brats, simmered them in beer with onions peppercorns and garlic and then finished them off on the grill. But then again I live in an area contiguous to the Great Lakes. East of the Mississippi and North of the Mason-Dixon line...

p.s. The beer was not bud light!

-edit- baby! the other white meat...

94. [UPDATED] Venomous Snakes, Slippery Eels and Harun Yahya

Comment #216636 by Tezcatlipoca on July 23, 2008 at 11:03 am

Oh man,

a cherry slurpee would so finish me off. I'm already in a food coma from my bowl of gumbo at lunch. Stop the torture.

95. Islam subway ads cause stir in New York

Comment #216629 by Tezcatlipoca on July 23, 2008 at 10:58 am

That's no lady, that's my wife!

Thank You I'll be here all week. Try the veal.

96. Islam subway ads cause stir in New York

Comment #216610 by Tezcatlipoca on July 23, 2008 at 10:39 am

Here's a link to a bit of irony...

www.msnbc.msn.com/id/25803777/?GT1=43001

-edit- my lisp is marking all those posts as offensive!

97. Islam subway ads cause stir in New York

Comment #216600 by Tezcatlipoca on July 23, 2008 at 10:23 am

I'm marking comment #216598 as offensive to my lisp... ;P