Comments by Diacanu

951. Call to teach biblical creation as science

Comment #225335 by Diacanu on August 6, 2008 at 1:11 pm

she says gay people are "vile" and "an abomination".

Then why did God invent them?
And if he didn't, then so much for his infallibility.

952. [UPDATED] Venomous Snakes, Slippery Eels and Harun Yahya

Comment #225331 by Diacanu on August 6, 2008 at 1:06 pm

Summary of the last diarrhea blast.

Atheists are all potential Stalins, and they love Stalin, and want his cock, but they don't even know it.
The Koran says so.
Atheism is scientifically false, because Stalin was bad.
The Koran says so.
Materialism is bad, and it's about treating people like doo-doo poopy, and that makes me sad.
The Koran says so.
Allah is real, therefore people who hate religion are evil, and will eat babies.
The Koran says so.
So there.
Nyahh.

*Yawn*

953. [UPDATED] Venomous Snakes, Slippery Eels and Harun Yahya

Comment #225202 by Diacanu on August 6, 2008 at 10:38 am

mordacious1-

He didn't do so well in school.

Neither did I, but I still ended up an X-Man.
Joe just isn't any good.

954. [UPDATED] Venomous Snakes, Slippery Eels and Harun Yahya

Comment #225167 by Diacanu on August 6, 2008 at 10:04 am

Laurie Fraser-

Josh, please banish this troll now!

Seconded.

955. [UPDATED] Venomous Snakes, Slippery Eels and Harun Yahya

Comment #224670 by Diacanu on August 5, 2008 at 10:26 am

Sciros-

Agreed.
Let's abandon the little waif in the toy department.

956. [UPDATED] Venomous Snakes, Slippery Eels and Harun Yahya

Comment #224668 by Diacanu on August 5, 2008 at 10:24 am

epeeist-

Ah, well, that would explain a lot, and it doesn't surprise me.
Bet he has issues with his mommy too.
Most misogynists do.

957. [UPDATED] Venomous Snakes, Slippery Eels and Harun Yahya

Comment #224661 by Diacanu on August 5, 2008 at 10:14 am

Jooter-

the most important unifying influence among Masons is their philosophy-which can be best described according to such terms as "materialism" and "secular humanism."

Good.

Thought you were leaving.

958. [UPDATED] Venomous Snakes, Slippery Eels and Harun Yahya

Comment #224658 by Diacanu on August 5, 2008 at 10:08 am

Jooter-

I am no longer wasting any time on the subject

*Waves*
Bye byyye!! Bye now!! Bubye!! Byyyee! Bye now! Bubye!! Bubye!! Bye!!! Caio!! Alohah!! Shalom!! Arividerchi!!

959. [UPDATED] Venomous Snakes, Slippery Eels and Harun Yahya

Comment #224656 by Diacanu on August 5, 2008 at 10:04 am

Jooter-

THERE IS LITTLE DOUBT THAT HIS RECENT TROUBLES WITH THE LAW STEM FROM THE SAME ENEMIES WHO ARE OUT TO DISCREDIT HIM AND HIS REPUTATION.

HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!

Oh, mercy.

You're a lunatic.
Dead stop.

960. [UPDATED] Venomous Snakes, Slippery Eels and Harun Yahya

Comment #224640 by Diacanu on August 5, 2008 at 9:19 am

*Sigh* Jooter ignored my beautiful venomous rant from yesterday.
And I constructed it especially for him.
*Sob* :(

961. [UPDATED] Venomous Snakes, Slippery Eels and Harun Yahya

Comment #224638 by Diacanu on August 5, 2008 at 9:15 am

Jooter-

VAIN WISHFUL-THINKING

Yep, that's pretty much all you've got, you nasty little egoist misogynist.

How about some evidence instead?

962. [UPDATED] Venomous Snakes, Slippery Eels and Harun Yahya

Comment #224339 by Diacanu on August 4, 2008 at 1:29 pm

epeeist-

(Sorry Diacanu, I am sure you can do better on the invective front).

hope you enjoyed the latest.
B)

963. [UPDATED] Venomous Snakes, Slippery Eels and Harun Yahya

Comment #224328 by Diacanu on August 4, 2008 at 1:20 pm

Jomo-

I WILL CONTINUE TO DISH OUT PAIN AND ASSERT MY SUPERIORITY OF YOU BLIND FOOLS!

You're a superstitious moron, Islam is a pathetic mongrel religion, a plagiarism of a fraud, and in its name, you're behaving like a total fucking infant, and bringing absolute disgrace on yourself and your cause.
Fuck off to wherever the fuck you came from, child.
Blither amongst your ignorant-ass patriarchal woman-hating fraternity where they probably think you're brilliant.

And speaking of balls, is there anything gayer than patriarchal woman haters?

At least real gays have the balls to suck balls.
I respect that.

But you guys, you Abrahamic assholes, you despise the pussy, you hang around with your little boyfriends, but you won't give 'em the reach around because you're homophobes on top of it.
Shit or get off the pot with that shit.
Pick a fucking hole, and commit.
Fruity-ass.

964. [UPDATED] Venomous Snakes, Slippery Eels and Harun Yahya

Comment #224313 by Diacanu on August 4, 2008 at 1:05 pm

On the one hand, it gives me kind of relief that the creationist side is so full of blithering mental vegetables.

But, viscerally, it fills me with a bored sadness.
There's no challenge.

As an organism evolved to be a hunter-gatherer, there's this primal part of me that wants something more than little mole-rats to smash with my tomahawk.

And then intellectually, I come full circle, and think "how did these morons rule the world for so long? Why did my intellectual forebears have to swim so fucking hard upstream against such lame-ass childish ideas?".

Well, at least we're finally in the mop up phase now.

Jooter represents the death whimper of the dead-enders IMHO.

965. [UPDATED] Venomous Snakes, Slippery Eels and Harun Yahya

Comment #224254 by Diacanu on August 4, 2008 at 11:37 am

...maybe "SHOW SOME BALLS!!", is what he screams at his wife, to which she replies "um...honey, I don't have any balls..", to which he replies "goddamned right you don't, bitch!!", then he storms off to his computer room to vent his confusion and frustration at us.

To think, a simple anatomy book would have solved all of this.

But, of course, anatomy books are written by the evolutionist/materialist conspiracy so....

966. Evangelically Serious Science

Comment #224251 by Diacanu on August 4, 2008 at 11:32 am

Teratornis-

Blow it out your ass.
:)

967. [UPDATED] Venomous Snakes, Slippery Eels and Harun Yahya

Comment #224248 by Diacanu on August 4, 2008 at 11:26 am

Jocko Jomo-

Argle-bargle, blaaugh, all a conspiracy, blaugh, blaaugh, all caps, blahhh!!!!!!

*Head pat* shhh, shhh, easy now, eat your lithium cupcake. Simmer down, little buckaroo....

968. [UPDATED] Venomous Snakes, Slippery Eels and Harun Yahya

Comment #224236 by Diacanu on August 4, 2008 at 10:58 am

*Sings*
Just for the taste of iiiiiit!!
Di-et piss!!

969. [UPDATED] Venomous Snakes, Slippery Eels and Harun Yahya

Comment #224227 by Diacanu on August 4, 2008 at 10:44 am

Al-rawanadi-

ROTFLMFAO!!!!!

970. [UPDATED] Venomous Snakes, Slippery Eels and Harun Yahya

Comment #224217 by Diacanu on August 4, 2008 at 10:27 am

al-rawandi-

And his PR team???? Don't get me started.

Seems both Yahweh and Allah only allow applicants with borderline personality disorder, and/or Asperger's syndrome into their PR departments.

971. [UPDATED] Venomous Snakes, Slippery Eels and Harun Yahya

Comment #224208 by Diacanu on August 4, 2008 at 9:59 am

So, am I all caught up to speed on the latest troll persona?

Hmm, not much to work with.
Can't see a reason to waste my A material...

Still, Txpiper is pretty dull, and I manage to have fun with that poor creature...

972. [UPDATED] Venomous Snakes, Slippery Eels and Harun Yahya

Comment #224200 by Diacanu on August 4, 2008 at 9:41 am

So, where's Joe's proof of Allah?

Is it his chest thumping? His hatred of women?

Are we to believe that Joe is the model of perfection that only a cosmic entity like Allah could construct?

Is that why he says his posts are loaded with proof?

I dunno, it's a great case, really, but I'd still like this subjected to lab trials.

973. [UPDATED] Venomous Snakes, Slippery Eels and Harun Yahya

Comment #224194 by Diacanu on August 4, 2008 at 9:32 am

al-rawandi-

He is married to a super model:

Palmela Handerson

She's seeing Ben Affleck behind his back. ;)

974. [UPDATED] Venomous Snakes, Slippery Eels and Harun Yahya

Comment #224191 by Diacanu on August 4, 2008 at 9:30 am

quetz-

Who the hell is going to marry Joe Morreale?

Well, maybe a psychiatric nurse with a sort of Florence Nightingale thing going on?

Kinda like Harley Quinne, y'know?

975. [UPDATED] Venomous Snakes, Slippery Eels and Harun Yahya

Comment #224186 by Diacanu on August 4, 2008 at 9:27 am

Jocko Jomo-

My comments are flooded with proof.

Um, they seem flooded with something else...is the proof buried under that?
Cuz, I don't feel like digging under all that with a clothespin on my nose, and arm length rubber gloves on, only to have you go "ha haaa! sucka! it's just poopy!!".

I've had creationist pull that before, you see.

976. [UPDATED] Venomous Snakes, Slippery Eels and Harun Yahya

Comment #224181 by Diacanu on August 4, 2008 at 9:21 am

Joe-Mo-

You are indeed a joker!

Thank you for being so observant.

Allow me to introduce my sidekicks, the Smoker (points to Steve), and the Midnight Toker (points to Al).

977. [UPDATED] Venomous Snakes, Slippery Eels and Harun Yahya

Comment #224178 by Diacanu on August 4, 2008 at 9:10 am

All I want for christmas is for Joe to give me proof of Allah.

I hope he doesn't leave me weeping, throbbing, and unsatisfied like Santa. :(

978. [UPDATED] Venomous Snakes, Slippery Eels and Harun Yahya

Comment #224175 by Diacanu on August 4, 2008 at 9:06 am

Jo-mo-

So far all the top Muslim scholars have proven their case when challenged.

Wow, they had empirical proof of Allah?
You got a link of where this happened?
It must have changed the whole world over night, how did I miss it?

979. [UPDATED] Venomous Snakes, Slippery Eels and Harun Yahya

Comment #224171 by Diacanu on August 4, 2008 at 9:04 am

Oh, and just so's ya know, Joe, attacking evolution isn't proof of God/Allah.

You've got all your work cut out for you to pull that one off.

Unless, you have a magic chunk of evidence right on you.
And I assume you must, given the claims you're making.

So, come on, don't be a stingy prick, gimme the evidence, baby.

980. [UPDATED] Venomous Snakes, Slippery Eels and Harun Yahya

Comment #224169 by Diacanu on August 4, 2008 at 8:57 am

ClearwooterJo-mo-

I TOLD YOU BEFORE THAT US MUSLIMS ARE ON THE TRUTH AND ARE READY TO DEMONSTRATE THIS ANYTIME IF GIVEN THE CHANCE.

Ah, so you have proof of Allah then.

Okay, lay it on me.

This should be good shit.

981. [UPDATED] Venomous Snakes, Slippery Eels and Harun Yahya

Comment #224167 by Diacanu on August 4, 2008 at 8:53 am

ClearwooterJo-mo-

I will leave you in misery for a while to reflect.

On that you brought no proof of God?
Well, there goes my smile. :(

982. [UPDATED] Venomous Snakes, Slippery Eels and Harun Yahya

Comment #224163 by Diacanu on August 4, 2008 at 8:50 am

Joeclearwooter-

MORE AND MORE PEOPLE ARE COMING TO KNOW OF THE DECEPTION.

IT IS THE BEGINNING OF THE END OF THIS DISGRACEFUL DECEPTION.

You mean the bible?
Oh, good.
Nasty old thing.
Comic books are so much better for children.
Stan Lee never told anyone Spidey was real.

983. [UPDATED] Venomous Snakes, Slippery Eels and Harun Yahya

Comment #224159 by Diacanu on August 4, 2008 at 8:44 am

Joe Mo-

DARWINISM HAS BEEN ANNIHILATED AND DEMOLISHED ACROSS THE WHOLE WORLD,

Really? You guys finally brought forth proof of God?
Oh, I'm so excited!
Let's see it!!

Is it footage of a big giant hand coming from a cloud, or a strand of DNA that when scanned into a computer plays a hologram message from Yahweh?

...or is it just more chest thumping, and theological double-talk?

984. [UPDATED] Venomous Snakes, Slippery Eels and Harun Yahya

Comment #224155 by Diacanu on August 4, 2008 at 8:37 am

Myself-

So, what did I miss here, anything good?

Joe Morreale-

Darwinism, tried to be kept alive by engaging in demagogy and propaganda, has been refuted in all spheres and it is now widely recognized that it's no longer possible to defend Darwinism by demagogy. Dawkins' recent statement along the logic that "evolution cannot be a result of coincidences, but has occurred by means of coincidences" is nothing but a laughable misery of reason.

....I guess not.

985. [UPDATED] Venomous Snakes, Slippery Eels and Harun Yahya

Comment #224153 by Diacanu on August 4, 2008 at 8:34 am

Ahh, my new computer is powerful enough to load this fuckin' page!

So, what did I miss here, anything good?

986. Lying for Jesus?

Comment #224145 by Diacanu on August 4, 2008 at 7:51 am

TXy, didja get my PM?
Huh, didja? Didja?

987. Lying for Jesus?

Comment #223905 by Diacanu on August 3, 2008 at 4:53 pm

Oh, and...

Timmy Xavier-

My objections to evolution and my acceptance of creation theory are two completely separate things.

Um, no, I'm afraid not.
That's only your own personal mental compartmentalization, that has nothing to back it but "cuz I say so!".

If you reject evolution, and don't swallow *snicker* "creation theory", you're left floundering for a whole new theory.

One you've gone studiously out of your way to avoid supplying.

No, studiously doesn't cut it, you've contorted like a T-1000 in a bottling plant to dodge answering that one.

However, if you swallow "creation theory", you pretty much have to reject evolution out of hand, because you can't believe both.

You've made it fairly clear that you reject evolution because of your christianity, so you're clearly in the latter camp, so your religion has everything to do with your worldview.

So, saying these positions is separate is just plain bullshit.
Who the fuck do you think you're fooling??
It certainly isn't us.
It certainly isn't yourself.
So why even say this shit?
Meaningless time-waste rhetorical drivel.

Something the religious specialize in.
And there again usual words fail.
To say the religious specialize in meaningless rhetoric is like saying The Maquis De Sade was a tad kinky.

988. Lying for Jesus?

Comment #223879 by Diacanu on August 3, 2008 at 3:29 pm

So, has TX supplied any positive evidence for ID yet?

He always loses my posts in the shuffle, maybe I should PM him every day with the question.

Maybe after 100 days, he'll notice.

Y'think?

Maybe it'd go faster if others asked along with me.

Y'know, 2 guys for 50 days, 4 for 25, etc...

989. Lying for Jesus?

Comment #223036 by Diacanu on August 1, 2008 at 10:08 am

Criminy, Timmy Xavior is still swinging, despite his eyes being swollen shut, and his mouthpiece flung out of the ring.

His devotion to middle eastern myths is quite something.
I mean, they're not even GOOD myths.
Viking myths, now that's gripping shit.

Well, Viking myths had great action, and intrigue, but I guess that whole Abrahamic "you're made of dirt, born in sin, lowlife scum, but the universe has you in mind", combo that plays into people's solipsism overrides any decent sense of dramaturgy.

Fascinating that we're almost 10,000 posts into the proof of it.
What a pernicious and stubborn little mind virus this bullshit is.

TX, it's bullshit, and it's bad for ya.

990. Lying for Jesus?

Comment #220134 by Diacanu on July 28, 2008 at 6:10 am

irate_atheist-

It's too damn hot here too. Too hot to think properly.

Imagine what it must've been like for those ancient desert dwellers.

No wonder their science fiction novellas are so cranky, and full of blood vengeance.

991. Lying for Jesus?

Comment #220089 by Diacanu on July 28, 2008 at 4:40 am

Steve-

The ark was a TARDIS!
More Jesus magic, y'see?

And Armageddon will be brought on by a pissed off cosmic empowered Rose Tylor.

992. Antony Flew reviews the Index of The God Delusion

Comment #214485 by Diacanu on July 20, 2008 at 2:10 pm

Shaka-

Flew is clealy just scared of dieing, because of his old age.

I don't really get the logic of that.

If there's no afterlife, wishing for it with all your heart, lungs, liver, and colon won't make it be there.

Likewise, if it turned out there is an afterlife, not believing in it won't make it not be there.

All this faith shit does, is ease passage into that last shrinking TV screen dot.

And really, oftentimes not even then.
Especially if that final TV dot moment was preceeded by the chomping of shark/alligator teeth.

Well, logic shmogic I guess, fear of death is a raw animal thing.

But so's flinging poo, and I don't do that either.
So, I still dodn't let people off lightly.
The apologists want militant, I'M militant. ;)

993. Antony Flew reviews the Index of The God Delusion

Comment #214471 by Diacanu on July 20, 2008 at 1:55 pm

His article, reproduced below, shows Professor Flew's key reasons for his belief in a Divine Intelligence.

Didn't have the patience to plow through the whole thing, was presentation of empirical proof of God one of those reasons?
Doubting it.

994. Lying for Jesus?

Comment #213920 by Diacanu on July 19, 2008 at 8:26 am

Steve Zara-

You say you aren't particularly bright, yet to state you are able to interpret data in a way that puts you far in advance of even Nobel-prize winning biologists and chemists and geologists.

Perhaps you could explain this? It would be a useful gift to share.

Pow! Bam! Zonk! He's Suuuperrrrmaaaaan!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZDR-XvJpqBk

995. Lying for Jesus?

Comment #213901 by Diacanu on July 19, 2008 at 7:57 am

Gregg Townsend-

All together now;

"I'm not a slave to a god that doesn't exist!"

Hahaha. Thanks D!

You are most welcome. :)

996. The Return of Religion

Comment #213592 by Diacanu on July 18, 2008 at 4:09 pm

So, did RM ever come back to face the music?

Or, is he back in the false succour of David Robertson?

997. Lying for Jesus?

Comment #213138 by Diacanu on July 18, 2008 at 7:55 am

Ah, I see...

998. Lying for Jesus?

Comment #213127 by Diacanu on July 18, 2008 at 7:39 am

Steve Zara-

Okay, what's up?
Here at "lying for jesus", you're all about grinding theist bones to make your bread.

BUT, back at your blog, when I expressed the joys of trampling a theist into pulsating goo with my workboots, you were all like "Eeewe heewe! Ewe my goodness, that's all so horrid, and frankly American of you".

Are you messing with my mind?

999. Lying for Jesus?

Comment #213123 by Diacanu on July 18, 2008 at 7:33 am

Txpiper, Andylacey-

Here, fire up this clip....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rZ74G4lU84I

...with your speakers cranked to full, and mashed against your ear.

Pay particular attention to the chorus.
It repeats often, you won't be able to miss it.
It's medicine. It will help you.

1000. The Return of Religion

Comment #212862 by Diacanu on July 17, 2008 at 7:05 pm

Oh, and Richard, do stop sucking up to Steve and MPHil.
It won't get you anywhere.
They're as tired of your bullshit as I am, they're just too nice to say so.