Comments by thewhitepearl

951. The best way to undermine the jihadists is to trigger a rebellion of Muslim women - and establish energy independence

Comment #226134 by thewhitepearl on August 7, 2008 at 6:23 pm

Dhamma,

I'm going to agree with Mord on this one. I dont find her very attractive at all. Now, I don't think I'm prettier than her, because I don't run around and compare myself with other women, but I don't really take it as a compliment. I hear mostly it's because of my eyes and hair and the generally goofy personality she portrays.

And my dogs are ugly. No disease they're hairless. They have to wear sunscreen.

952. Why Islam Is Unfunny for a Cartoonist

Comment #226128 by thewhitepearl on August 7, 2008 at 6:16 pm

I laughed so hard at the part where the guy traps the other guy's hand in his buttocks. It was meant to be funny, I'm sure

Actually what he did was pull his testicles inside his body. That's why Hung was shocked. He was reaching for the goods and the goods weren't there.

It's a trick that as far as I've read he was supposed to be famous for. And is a rare secret move..IDK don't take my word on that, it was a while ago when I read something related to that move.

953. Why Islam Is Unfunny for a Cartoonist

Comment #226120 by thewhitepearl on August 7, 2008 at 6:07 pm

I meant my post, it was another site I came across. I know it's sambo, it was a typo..

No I haven't. Outside of the mimicking my brother and I did today.

Kkelly,

That's disgusting!

954. The best way to undermine the jihadists is to trigger a rebellion of Muslim women - and establish energy independence

Comment #226114 by thewhitepearl on August 7, 2008 at 5:59 pm

Mordy,

I had a quarter of an oxy once, and uh passed out underneath my desk at work.

Dhamma,

Those are my dogs..horrid looking things huh? It's not really that bad, if I had extra support in my back to balance the major issue out, I'd be fine. My dance injury is in my lower back and sometimes...very rarely..it'll put me on my back for a day or two.

Oh we have pre-parties but they're usually a big event. I didn't know if it was a pre-party in prep for a bigger party or what. Any way, it's not a prob for me to go into a lounge or bar sober because on average I have a bout 3 drinks and a couple of shots in the first 20-30 minutes. In 1-2 hours, I've already lost count.

I always get Cameron Diaz...and I HATE it.

955. Why Islam Is Unfunny for a Cartoonist

Comment #226104 by thewhitepearl on August 7, 2008 at 5:47 pm

Hawt,

It's one of my favorite kung fu movies. I guess that one is a bit silly. But the moves are awesome. I haven't seen against the drunken cat paws. I guess I'll have to make a trip to the video store.

Yeah Al's good for something after all. Did you read my post in regards to me and cartomancer? It was in japanese!

Barnoculars you actually can google. They are binoculars that you unscrew and fill with liquor. Genius, right?

Oh I forgot to google samba..and off I go

956. The best way to undermine the jihadists is to trigger a rebellion of Muslim women - and establish energy independence

Comment #226095 by thewhitepearl on August 7, 2008 at 5:33 pm

Dhamma,

Good to have ya back! I took a break too. I returned on Tuesday. Can't stay away too long. A pre-party? For what?

My back problems are a result of, how should I say, my body build..An old dance injury makes it worse.

Laurie,

Furphy? I think being a women has no effect on how civil a ruler you are going to be. Women in power most certainly can become evil dictators. And they're better at manipulating. When women scheme, fight, and play dirty it's done with a smiling face.

957. Richard Dawkins, the naive professor

Comment #226091 by thewhitepearl on August 7, 2008 at 5:26 pm

No worries", wp? Nice to see you're learning antipodean language in preparation for Goldy's soiree.

Absolutley.I really need to start incorporating all of the british and aussie slang that I can into my vocab.

958. The best way to undermine the jihadists is to trigger a rebellion of Muslim women - and establish energy independence

Comment #226081 by thewhitepearl on August 7, 2008 at 5:12 pm

Goldy,

Sooooo you were drinking it to help you stay awake while you were drinking? You know they make alternative solutions to that.

I have back problems as well. But I can't do anything about it.

DHAMMA where have you been? I've been missing that sweet old man.

959. Richard Dawkins, the naive professor

Comment #226076 by thewhitepearl on August 7, 2008 at 5:04 pm

Decius,

Very well, thank you. I've been out in the social world.

KKelly,

Where have you been young man? I needed practice with the bat today.

JMac,

It's been noted now. No worries.

960. The best way to undermine the jihadists is to trigger a rebellion of Muslim women - and establish energy independence

Comment #226072 by thewhitepearl on August 7, 2008 at 4:59 pm

Goldy,

I have a cup of chamo honey tea every night. I love the stuff..Sorry bout your nightmare with it.

Mordy,

That was nice of you..Don't you have a piece of shrapel (sp) in your spine? :(

I'm making a trip to the jail to whack the shit out of that guy.

961. The best way to undermine the jihadists is to trigger a rebellion of Muslim women - and establish energy independence

Comment #226045 by thewhitepearl on August 7, 2008 at 4:30 pm

Apathy,

I should have known better. She is Ms. Sneaky Business. I'm sorry your day was so boring. Maybe thats why you were so [clears throat] outspoken today. It's the RD is naive thread.

Goldy,
Lavender beer sounds amazing...How about chamomille beer? Or chamo honey beer?

[edit]

MORNING Laurie!

Goldy,

Wtf do you need 2 passports for?

KRKBAB has made a cameo

962. Richard Dawkins, the naive professor

Comment #226038 by thewhitepearl on August 7, 2008 at 4:24 pm

Decius,

How have you been? Haven't really seen you around.

Personally I usually just skip yours... but this one had numbered bullet points, makes it easier :o)

Good thing you added the smiley face. Lately (due to an increase in "haters") a comment like that I would have taken as an insult.(Unless I'm familiar with you.)

But you prob arent going to read that any way so I'm just wasting my time.

963. The best way to undermine the jihadists is to trigger a rebellion of Muslim women - and establish energy independence

Comment #226035 by thewhitepearl on August 7, 2008 at 4:15 pm

[RAISES HAND] Me, me oh me!

Goldy,

Chili chocolate? Sounds interesting...Well if you need a professional taste tester, I'd be more than happy to help.

Ap,

Invited me over to dinner, but when I got there she told me I needed to make a trip to the grocery store to get everything.

Did you enjoy wasting your time? "Time you enjoy wasting, was not really wasted"

Oh I'm on alert, I already have it sitting in the lap due to a comment on another thread. I'm waiting to see if he responds.

964. Richard Dawkins, the naive professor

Comment #226029 by thewhitepearl on August 7, 2008 at 4:08 pm

why was this site completely out of commission yesterday?

Mordy.

Guys and gals,

Why don't you go to the times website and leave your comments there? There's only so many times I can read the same point written slightly differently.

Instead of agreeing with each other all day long, why don't you take the arguments to the source?

Despite visiting the site at least twice a day, I think I've only made three or four posts.

Ahem.

1.) What makes you think that none of us had made comments on the times website.
2.) There is a reason the articles here are posted with the ability to comment
3.) If you don't like reading the same comments over and over again, learn how to skim or don't read them.
4.) I'm unsure of if you are bragging about only making three of four posts or complaining?

I actually lowered my cricket bat...but I still have it handy.

965. The best way to undermine the jihadists is to trigger a rebellion of Muslim women - and establish energy independence

Comment #226023 by thewhitepearl on August 7, 2008 at 3:51 pm

One doesn't get a larger than aesthetically pleasing midriff if there wasn't, would one? Also a bunch of homebrews in the garage and some home made liquers in the shed out back

One doesn't. I don't and according to the Teratornis Dictionary I'm a drunk. And hooooooolee shit. Home brews? whew so when are we having an atheist convention at your place?

Apathy,

:) Dance class was canceled, and I refused to fold my moms towels after her little stunt last night, so I didn't have anything to do today. UNTIL the kung fu talk on the other thread prompted me to put one of my favorite kf movies on. Which caused me to get the bright idea of calling my brother to come over and memorise and act out a certain fight scene. So it's been good so far. And how about yourself?

[EDIT]

HOLD ON HOLD ON! Something seemed to escape my ninja radar.

one thing to say about the title - FAT CHANCE

Ahem, what do you mean by this?

966. The best way to undermine the jihadists is to trigger a rebellion of Muslim women - and establish energy independence

Comment #226013 by thewhitepearl on August 7, 2008 at 3:34 pm

I believe that's why beer and a coolbox was invented.

No that's why the air conditioner was invented. So what are we doing a house swap? You have beer in that fridge?

Quetz,

"For this is my ultimate victory, Doctor! The destruction of reality itself!!"

Apathy,

None. I'm sorry! Nice try though.

967. The best way to undermine the jihadists is to trigger a rebellion of Muslim women - and establish energy independence

Comment #225987 by thewhitepearl on August 7, 2008 at 2:59 pm

Goldy, Al, Ap,

I would rather be in NZ with the winter and rain then dealing with 106 degrees of dallas humidity. (edit) and NO rain.

Quetz,

"the walls of the universe are collapsing"

968. The best way to undermine the jihadists is to trigger a rebellion of Muslim women - and establish energy independence

Comment #225979 by thewhitepearl on August 7, 2008 at 2:47 pm

Apathy,

Ha! What a good description. So that means today I am using my ninja like skills to survey the site for stupidity.

Quetz,

"the darkness is coming." I know that's prob an odd link to what you said but, it reminded me of the Silence in the Library episode.

Morning Goldy! [sigh] I wish we were getting rain.

Lev,

Ha ha! Maybe so...in any case it really did freak me out just a tad bit. G'Nighty night night!

969. The best way to undermine the jihadists is to trigger a rebellion of Muslim women - and establish energy independence

Comment #225947 by thewhitepearl on August 7, 2008 at 2:24 pm

Lev,

Ohhh noooo.

He is weirdly obssessed with my name "hi mrs whitepearl, how are you pearl, why are you whacking people ms pearl..anyway back on topic..blah blah..oh yeah white pearl.."

970. The best way to undermine the jihadists is to trigger a rebellion of Muslim women - and establish energy independence

Comment #225941 by thewhitepearl on August 7, 2008 at 2:16 pm

Apathy,

Not sure I see a difference. Why do you have a candidate for a good whacking?

I'm always on stupidity surveillance and then i whack em.

Although we haven't really had any disturbances in the force today.

kkelly isn't here, joe hasnt posted, havent seen wooter in ages...bonzai hasnt been rude and tera is MIA...

971. The best way to undermine the jihadists is to trigger a rebellion of Muslim women - and establish energy independence

Comment #225935 by thewhitepearl on August 7, 2008 at 2:07 pm

TWP, what happened to KRKBAB

Ha! I dont know..Prob lurking around waiting for something to say to me. Remember he is here every day but doesnt post cause he types "real slooooow".

Or was it "reaaaal sloooooow"

972. Richard Dawkins, the naive professor

Comment #225920 by thewhitepearl on August 7, 2008 at 1:56 pm

It seems to me that almost everytime someone does an introduction, it always begins with "Richard Dawkins...an atheist"..

Which for me is starting to sound like nails on a chalkboard.

973. Dawkin 'bout a revolution

Comment #225907 by thewhitepearl on August 7, 2008 at 1:47 pm

Rod,

No. Don't let him drive the bus. He won't keep it in Canada any way. He'll drive it down to Dallas and run me over with it.

974. The best way to undermine the jihadists is to trigger a rebellion of Muslim women - and establish energy independence

Comment #225888 by thewhitepearl on August 7, 2008 at 1:17 pm

Al,

god is gracious.

edit for the pleasure of whacking

anyone who thinks empowering muslim women was their idea is a fucktard

[whacksmack]

975. Why Islam Is Unfunny for a Cartoonist

Comment #225877 by thewhitepearl on August 7, 2008 at 1:09 pm

Al,

Very interesting, it sounds a little random and strange. Thank you sir.

I'm a teeny weeny disappointed.

976. Why Islam Is Unfunny for a Cartoonist

Comment #225864 by thewhitepearl on August 7, 2008 at 12:54 pm

I thought that this might be what you were referring to. Let me add, that if the checks (tithes) don't start rolling in, I'm planning another crash soon, very soon.

Can I interest you in a free cricket bat session?

I noticed the delusion one also but I noticed that one in english as well so I just thought it was a translation.

977. Why Islam Is Unfunny for a Cartoonist

Comment #225856 by thewhitepearl on August 7, 2008 at 12:44 pm

Al,

http://forum.hawaaworld.com/misc.php?do=whoposted&t=1057214

If it does however talk about the decapitation of my head, I'd be interested to see how you will translate into something warm and fuzzy.

There is also something about me and cartomancer in japanese.

sayonara.

978. Richard Dawkins, the naive professor

Comment #225847 by thewhitepearl on August 7, 2008 at 12:34 pm

What the FUCK do people mean when they say this?

What the fuck can they possibly mean by something 'out there'?

What exactly do they think Richard is denying?

Define something properly and then we can talk about it, for fuck's sake.

Peace be upon you

979. Why Islam Is Unfunny for a Cartoonist

Comment #225825 by thewhitepearl on August 7, 2008 at 12:09 pm

Tez,

There is no way in hades I would be able to carry a two by four.

Mordy,

Really? I just googled it for the hell of it and I got sites about a hotel, the RD site, random blogs, a jedi training experience in psychic self defense site...i haven't seen in arabic..

any way

thewhite-pearl.blogspot.com

it's all the way at the end.

980. The best way to undermine the jihadists is to trigger a rebellion of Muslim women - and establish energy independence

Comment #225802 by thewhitepearl on August 7, 2008 at 11:42 am

twp: Although I prefer blondes, the new platinum look is rather striking. Is that your sister?

Huh what are you talking about? My avatar? Those are my dogs!

981. The best way to undermine the jihadists is to trigger a rebellion of Muslim women - and establish energy independence

Comment #225792 by thewhitepearl on August 7, 2008 at 11:34 am

I think Al wrote this.

Hey, this whole premise was stolen from stuff I said here.
I invented all of this.
I thought of everything!
Son of a bitch.
And I'm too poor to lawyer up.
Helplessly behind this keyboard, no one paying me..grr...
Fuckin' world.

Really, it does sound like all of the more recent conversations we've had on various threads. We've put the energy out into the universe and it responded.. ;)

982. The best way to undermine the jihadists is to trigger a rebellion of Muslim women - and establish energy independence

Comment #225781 by thewhitepearl on August 7, 2008 at 11:23 am

Piss on the Koran

No, have a camel piss on the Koran

has been a fierce ball of misogyny and sexual repression

As evident from Joe.

the "resistance" has been systematically hunting down and killing the leaders of Muslim women's rights organisations.

I know a group of us briefly touched on this issue weeks ago, but I can't recall so I'll ask this any way. Are there (and how many) active Muslim women's rights group in the U.S. And are feminist groups doing anything about this? How active?

Positive discrimination for Muslim women in the West would be a start.

Amen. You know some missionaries (in the past) especially have risked their lives to travel the world with bibles in tow and spread their vomit, this seems like a much more worth while use of time. (Mainly by female rights organisations/supporters all around the world, since they have so much money and power)

President Franklin Roosevelt cut a deal with the tyrants running Saudi Arabia: give us secure access to your oil

And yet another reason for me to chalk him up as total fucktard.

983. Why Islam Is Unfunny for a Cartoonist

Comment #225768 by thewhitepearl on August 7, 2008 at 11:08 am

was joking, of course

Yessir, I know.

Is it something that has wheels that goes 'round and 'round?

uhhhhm...oh wait I get it..[sings] the wheels on the bus go round and round, round and round..

No, it wasn't. It has something to do with a certain conspiracy that is starting to surround you.

984. Richard Dawkins, the naive professor

Comment #225763 by thewhitepearl on August 7, 2008 at 11:02 am

But most believers are not creationists. Some are scientists.

..............[sighs]..............[shakes head]

If most believers are not creationists and some are scientists...what are the rest?

Teaching children real science is one thing, making them choose God or evolution is another

Making them realise how incompatible they are together helps. And which god? Certainly not the god of the bible. That is a creationist story. Not a scientific one.

985. Why Islam Is Unfunny for a Cartoonist

Comment #225753 by thewhitepearl on August 7, 2008 at 10:53 am

I'm afraid you live in a different world, most people do not take their towels to the drycleaners. I'm beginning to think that you are very high maintainence

I hate laundry. I take everything to the dry cleaners. Besides who wants to press and fold a million towels? Not I.

You can't even womp the shit out of people with a tire-iron like the rest of us. You have to use an expensive imported cricket bat. My my.

In my defense, it was originally a regular ol' base baseball bat, until it was broken over someones stupid head. Apathy let me have the cricket bat.

Also, you made an appearance in my very first post ever last night. Care to gander what it was in reference to?

986. Dawkin 'bout a revolution

Comment #225748 by thewhitepearl on August 7, 2008 at 10:46 am

[raises eyebrows]

Bravo.

somebody tries to actually DO something in the REAL world as opposed to repeatedly making tired cracks about believers

[Highfive]

987. Why (Almost All) Cosmologists are Atheists

Comment #225745 by thewhitepearl on August 7, 2008 at 10:37 am

Mordy,

Yeah it is refreshing. But I didn't hit him hard. Didn't I only whack him? I didn't mean to put the smack in with it.

988. Why Islam Is Unfunny for a Cartoonist

Comment #225739 by thewhitepearl on August 7, 2008 at 10:18 am

Dumb ass

Careful. You're pretty close to falling off the bandwagon.

They are also the hardest word to spell, evar.

It's a play off of binoculars so, you prob can't misspell it, until Webster's or Oxford decides that they are going to induct the word.

EDIT

Oh yeah, speaking of humor, I also bought an exploding lighter, exhaust whistle, and some fake lottery tickets..But that's just bordering on immaturity...meh

989. Praying for health

Comment #225737 by thewhitepearl on August 7, 2008 at 10:09 am

H4D,

Alright. You didn't have to delete it though. Now I look like I'm talking to myself.

990. Congresswoman Slams Religious Right's Assault on Science's 'Edgier' Side

Comment #225735 by thewhitepearl on August 7, 2008 at 10:05 am

We're almost done with this administration. thank goodness.

Michael Savage, a conservative talk show host from SF, has been taking flak for saying that 99% of autistic children (diagnosed) are just brats who need someone to quit pampering their behavior. If I could borrow TWP's cricket bat...

First, do you live in that area? I'm considering moving there.

Second, that's ridiculous. And of course you can borrow my cricket bat. But allow me..

Michael Savage:

[WHACKSMACK]X5

991. Dawkin 'bout a revolution

Comment #225734 by thewhitepearl on August 7, 2008 at 10:00 am

Also, this is probably boardering on what i'd call cruel, ah well

You've been on quite a ramapage this week. Comes with the taxi service apparently. Have a cup of tea, step away from the ant farm, and spend some time with your pets. Maybe that'll help.

"What did that sheep do to you"?

**chuckle**

I don't think RDFRS can contribute, as we are not supposed to engage in politics

I wonder why that is. Are we allowed to do anything else similar to what Ariane Sherine did?

992. Why (Almost All) Cosmologists are Atheists

Comment #225726 by thewhitepearl on August 7, 2008 at 9:50 am

"We haven't got a scientific explanation for that one yet, but sooner or later we will find one." Could a theist then lecture the scientist about the "science of the gaps"?

No. The scientist plans on finding a natural explanation for the even while the theist simple claims "god did it". One seeks for an explanation while the other one is just lazy.

"Since science has been able to explain everything which it has so far been able to explain, it follows that science will someday be able to explain everything which it cannot yet explain?" This is not faith?

No. This is an educated presumption based on history.

in the scientific method itself - making its conclusions essentiually tautological to the extent that they are presented as claims of ultimate truth

[WHACK]

No it doesn't. Just the best and most testable, verifiable theory that we have at that time. And until something comes along that can disprove it and follow the scientific process to replace it, it remains as "truth".

993. Why Islam Is Unfunny for a Cartoonist

Comment #225720 by thewhitepearl on August 7, 2008 at 9:40 am

You are now officially a classy girl

Smart ass. I have my moments.

I'll prob end up having to give them to my brother any way.

994. Praying for health

Comment #225716 by thewhitepearl on August 7, 2008 at 9:35 am

Lol, caught me I was totally being a smart ass.

Any way there are a lot of different "technical terms" that hermaphroditic animals and plants use. The exciting terms you were wanting just refers to how they go about doing it.

What I'm saying is you were ok with the use of "hermaphroditic reproducers" or simply "asexual".

Wish I could go into detail about the rest of your questions (it seems like we're the only two active on this thread) but I have to keep my answers relatively short right now.

I'll PM you later.

995. Why Islam Is Unfunny for a Cartoonist

Comment #225709 by thewhitepearl on August 7, 2008 at 9:16 am

Tez,

Nope didn't do it today. I refused because my mom tricked me into doing something last night. I told her she could take them to the dry cleaners like normal people.

edit

Al,

Just bought my first pair of barnoculars.

996. Praying for health

Comment #225699 by thewhitepearl on August 7, 2008 at 8:46 am

I'm sure there is a technical name, but I don't have the scientific background

asexual

997. Call to teach biblical creation as science

Comment #225698 by thewhitepearl on August 7, 2008 at 8:39 am

cant get it here in the USA though, well ive not tried id rather just eat it when i visit the uk to get the real deal at a good price.

I don't know how I feel about BP.

998. Why Islam Is Unfunny for a Cartoonist

Comment #225696 by thewhitepearl on August 7, 2008 at 8:24 am

I'm from Russia but that doesn't make me an expert on Sambo

Me-facetious. Damn now I have to google Sambo.

Also, I think you're the first to call me "Sci" on these forums. Works for me, most folks online call me that.

I'm lazy.

But yeah, Bak Mei practiced Bak Mei :-P I'm just trying to figure out who his teachers were and what styles they practiced, and what "branch" of kung fu Bak Mei usually gets placed into. One page on the art said it's a fusion of Taoist and Shaolin styles. The monk himself was Taoist, but he clearly had ties to the Shaolin temple.

I think we've been visiting the same websites. Did you also read that about his destruction of the Shaolin temple? Apparently he stole and improved a lot of those moves.

All I know is, now I'm in the mood to watch one of my movies. Just called my brother and we're going to watch and learn this fight scene http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rip5i1XUGtk today.

yyyeeessss.

999. Why Islam Is Unfunny for a Cartoonist

Comment #225691 by thewhitepearl on August 7, 2008 at 8:08 am

Sci,

Bonzai is from Hong Kong I think he knows what he is talking about.... :)

Geez can't go a day without arguing....

edit

Well I did some pokin around and it seems that Bak Mei practiced Bak Mei.

1000. Call to teach biblical creation as science

Comment #225678 by thewhitepearl on August 7, 2008 at 7:38 am

How can it be falsified?

It can't. That'll be the kicker. Maybe they'll split up the semester, one semester you'll have biology and the next semester you'll have creationism. one semester physics, the next..creationism...etc

I wonder if they are addressing those issues. I think I'll try to find some answers to those questions from their point of view.