Comments by thewhitepearl

1051. Why Islam Is Unfunny for a Cartoonist

Comment #225135 by thewhitepearl on August 6, 2008 at 9:00 am

Al,

I know, tell me about it. Our family tends to like ugly dogs. (My moms' dog looks like a chupacabra)

You're wrong. I didn't start the fight

I see people are still trying to engage petty fights with Al.

"Buuuuuuuuut MOOOOOOOOOOM he hit me first"

1052. Why Islam Is Unfunny for a Cartoonist

Comment #225124 by thewhitepearl on August 6, 2008 at 8:49 am

H4D,

Thanks! :) They are actually pretty damn ugly, a face only a mother could love. They're going to the salon this week to get blue highlights. (Well I should say streaks-it'll be very subtle and very hip) They're hipsters.

How have you been?

I see people are still trying to start petty fights with Al.

1053. More than 100,000 rare gorillas found in Congo

Comment #225115 by thewhitepearl on August 6, 2008 at 8:38 am

I don't really know what brown tounguing means either, however I have a feeling it has the same applied meaning of brown nosing.

ahh the difference between American-English and British-English.

1054. Why Islam Is Unfunny for a Cartoonist

Comment #225103 by thewhitepearl on August 6, 2008 at 8:10 am

$140 per barrel and we are ripping them off? You have a strong sense of irony I see.

Per my grandfather yesterday, we are down to $118

And one Saudi man told me to go back to the US and inquire about his rights, complaining that he couldn't leave his house without checking with his wife first

I've heard the same sort of statements. It was also brought to my attention that single men and women/families are segregated into two different areas when out in public. (No surprise there) However the woman from Saudi claimed it wasn't the women that were "suffering" it was more of the single men that were being outcasted.

1055. More than 100,000 rare gorillas found in Congo

Comment #225102 by thewhitepearl on August 6, 2008 at 8:01 am

Epeeist,

I 've been trying to get one of my dogs to do this for the past five minutes. Instead they drank my coffee.

Edit

Apathy,

Doctor Who doesn't even air on BBC instead it airs on Sci-Fi. Although now that I recall they do show Monty Python on Fridays.

1056. More than 100,000 rare gorillas found in Congo

Comment #225094 by thewhitepearl on August 6, 2008 at 7:38 am

Apathy,

For some reason I was under the impression that you are from the states. But don't be to envious, our nation spends reckless amount of money on mostly crap television shows. We only get one UK channel (BBC America) and everytime I take a glance they are airing shows such as "How Clean is Your House" and "You Are What You Eat". I know they show Coupling and Robin Hood, but those aren't really my cup of tea.

Well that's that brief

1057. More than 100,000 rare gorillas found in Congo

Comment #225080 by thewhitepearl on August 6, 2008 at 7:08 am

Fine. I'll let you off, if only because I'm slightly scared of you coming after me and trying to hit me with your cricket bat.

Oh I thought you would be honored for me to use it. May I please? The cricket bat is only reserved for stupidity remember? I'm not going to go whacking people for everything. geez. Well maybe one particular person....

EDIT

Quetz, thanks. Whew! I didn't know they air american shows (sitcoms really) over in the UK.

1058. More than 100,000 rare gorillas found in Congo

Comment #225076 by thewhitepearl on August 6, 2008 at 7:03 am

Yes amazing show. Only us science losers would really appreciate it. When people are over at my apartment (which is quite often) I get strange looks cause I laugh so hard. Then I try to explain it, but it's no use. Sheldon is my favorite, cause he reminds me of me. I haven't seen the entire first season. I hope they are airing a second season. I haven't seen any promotional commercials for it yet, and that worries me since I see previews for other shows..

I know I stole that one. It was catchy...

1059. More than 100,000 rare gorillas found in Congo

Comment #225071 by thewhitepearl on August 6, 2008 at 6:58 am

I told you it was a very good response. Its a catchy phrase, what can I say?

:)

1060. More than 100,000 rare gorillas found in Congo

Comment #225069 by thewhitepearl on August 6, 2008 at 6:51 am

Apathy,

only unlike Sheldon in Big Bang theory

That's exactly where I got that from. :) I love that show. But I'm sure I've only said that umpteen plus three times before.

Quetz,

Very good response. I was wondering how you were going to address the trio of belief questions. Bravo.

1061. More than 100,000 rare gorillas found in Congo

Comment #225020 by thewhitepearl on August 6, 2008 at 4:56 am

Have you been pratising with the cricket bat? - I've moved onto psychic attacks and sarcasm so feel free to keep the bat as long as you need.

From reading some of the comments on a particular thread earlier, I have a feeling I will get all the practise I need today. Psychic attacks? Hmm I wonder how that works? Trying to telepathically blow peoples heads up? Saracasm however is nothing new from you...

Laurie,

knowing that Eve walked around starkers did wonders for my fertile, pubescent imagination

**chuckle** ...Song of Solomon.....

I finished reading it..I don't know what to say..I don't think you are the first person in history to use jesus as an excuse to get some action...Great story..You paint quite the picture.

1062. More than 100,000 rare gorillas found in Congo

Comment #224999 by thewhitepearl on August 6, 2008 at 4:31 am

Apathy,

In short, very tiring. But good. And how have you been?

Quetz,

Yeah I know I asked for it. But I thought it would be something simple like name calling or arguing, or the same ol same ol argument. Instead a women who tries to philosophise..And fails miserably.

Edit, due to the fact that I ignored Laurie on accident.

Laurie,

BRILLIANT IDEA. Now, send me to your blog. I will prepare myself.

Brian,
Those are [hairless]Chinese Crested dogs. They're naturally like that. Poodles? BAAAGH!

1063. More than 100,000 rare gorillas found in Congo

Comment #224991 by thewhitepearl on August 6, 2008 at 4:24 am

Laurie,

Allow me to introduce Sir Francis Crick and Mr. Mendel, my dogs. My brother just zipped that picture over to me, it's very hard to get both dogs in the same picture (Mr. Mendel is camera shy) so I was very excited to see it.

Brian,

Those are NOT poodles. Now what comment about younger women was that?

1064. More than 100,000 rare gorillas found in Congo

Comment #224986 by thewhitepearl on August 6, 2008 at 4:20 am

By the way, Brian, I'm still awaiting a reply from Iemma -

Not trying to be nosy (lie) but did I miss something exciting while I was away?

1065. More than 100,000 rare gorillas found in Congo

Comment #224979 by thewhitepearl on August 6, 2008 at 4:16 am

How do you even ATTEMPT to address such inanity without the aid of a cricket bat?

Take a xanex.

Seriously, that bit is where I stopped, shrugged my head and said to myself "not ready for that this morning"

1066. More than 100,000 rare gorillas found in Congo

Comment #224966 by thewhitepearl on August 6, 2008 at 4:06 am

Quetz,

I'm on it.

Brian,

Not a creator god, more a trickster/destroyer god.

That's my kind of god.

edit

um, er, Quetz...Nevermind I'll attempt that embarassingly public show of stupidity later after I've finished my toast and coffee.

1067. More than 100,000 rare gorillas found in Congo

Comment #224952 by thewhitepearl on August 6, 2008 at 3:54 am

Quetz,

But of course you may! Which forum is this? I'd like to witness this outburst of whack a troll by someone other than myself.

And give her a good whack personally

1068. More than 100,000 rare gorillas found in Congo

Comment #224942 by thewhitepearl on August 6, 2008 at 3:43 am

Oh, you were thinking about Joe? I reckon sex is probably more interesting....

I reckon a discussion about the durability of pocket protector's would be more interesting.

1069. More than 100,000 rare gorillas found in Congo

Comment #224939 by thewhitepearl on August 6, 2008 at 3:39 am

HA HA that's true, so very true.

He deserved it though. I wouldn't use a bat on that loon bird, I would use a skillet.

1070. Do they really think the earth is flat?

Comment #224935 by thewhitepearl on August 6, 2008 at 3:36 am

James McIntyre and John Davis

[WHACKSMACK]x 10

1071. More than 100,000 rare gorillas found in Congo

Comment #224932 by thewhitepearl on August 6, 2008 at 3:29 am

Quetz,

I admit it. An even more narrow-minded thought was "JOE!!!".

1072. To beat extremism we must dissolve religious groups

Comment #224930 by thewhitepearl on August 6, 2008 at 3:19 am

Laurie,

Calming influence? Surely you aren't referring to my comments.

Whoa like the new av.

1073. More than 100,000 rare gorillas found in Congo

Comment #224927 by thewhitepearl on August 6, 2008 at 3:15 am

I tho the site was hacked or attacked. I guess I am paranoid... :-)

I had that thought once or twice, as well as thinking that the jesus/allah crew was up to something. Paranoia..tsk tsk..

1074. To beat extremism we must dissolve religious groups

Comment #224863 by thewhitepearl on August 5, 2008 at 11:45 pm

But it's more a tribute to TheWhitePearl who is on a crusade to beat stupidity out of people by beating the crap out of them with a stupidity baseball bat.

All hail TWP for pawning 2 girls with a big stick!!!

I didn't look that crazy while doing it. I have a problem with people waking me up, preceding to act stupid in my house and then trying to start a fight. That's all.

Now, what is it that kkelly said about me this time? And what is it that I admited? Or do I even want to know?

1075. More than 100,000 rare gorillas found in Congo

Comment #224860 by thewhitepearl on August 5, 2008 at 11:18 pm

Welcome back RD.net, was starting to get withdrawal symptoms... :-S

You're telling me. I've been neglecting the site for about a week, come back and what's this? 404 error? Site does not exist? oh heeeell no.

whew.

1076. Evangelically Serious Science

Comment #224859 by thewhitepearl on August 5, 2008 at 11:13 pm

aye I see Tera has posted and thus ruined this thread.

And the usual Goldy moob/sex talk.

1077. Why Islam Is Unfunny for a Cartoonist

Comment #223509 by thewhitepearl on August 2, 2008 at 3:11 pm

KRKBAB

Don't make disrespectful comments towards Steve Zara.

Shame on you for trying to start fights.

1078. Why Islam Is Unfunny for a Cartoonist

Comment #223505 by thewhitepearl on August 2, 2008 at 3:03 pm

KRKBAB

[WHACKSMACK]

8teist,

It's a cricket bat now.

Geez guys I leave for a few days, come back and you're all fighting..

[edit] Who is this krkbab any way? Which troll?

1079. Why Islam Is Unfunny for a Cartoonist

Comment #223454 by thewhitepearl on August 2, 2008 at 1:31 pm

nooooooooooooooobody expects the spanish inquisition!

1080. Breeding for God

Comment #221545 by thewhitepearl on July 29, 2008 at 6:17 pm

Goldy,

Apathy has been kind enough to let me borrow his cricket bat. It has more smack for the whack. That's why I went from "whack" or "smack" to WHACKSMACK. If you say it really fast (and really put the "whu" in "whack" it actually generates a precise sounding otomotopia.

Apathy left a warning on one of the other threads.

1081. Breeding for God

Comment #221538 by thewhitepearl on July 29, 2008 at 6:12 pm

How did I miss this comment?

It appears that stupid people are naturally selected.

[WHACKSMACK]

1082. Church exorcism protected by First Amendment

Comment #221536 by thewhitepearl on July 29, 2008 at 6:09 pm

Excellent!

We're goofy. Please excuse us lurkers. Apathy is a prime example of what happens when you have been locked up with ants all day.

1083. Church exorcism protected by First Amendment

Comment #221524 by thewhitepearl on July 29, 2008 at 5:43 pm

Apathy,

Thank you. I will borrow your cricket bat.Perhaps a warning to the public is in order?

Are they not?

Well they like to think that they are. Which is why we throw them a bone every once in awhile. It's a fun sport, I must say.

1084. Faith is not the answer

Comment #221519 by thewhitepearl on July 29, 2008 at 5:28 pm

dear, did you use the canned salmon?

1085. Church exorcism protected by First Amendment

Comment #221516 by thewhitepearl on July 29, 2008 at 5:24 pm

If i sometimes smoke when drunk - does that make me a 'smoker' and/or will i have a miserable existence because of it?

According to the Teratornis Dictionary it does make you a smoker.

And according to the Kelly's Manual of Life you will.

But they aren't the only source of knowledge, thank jeebus.

1086. Atheism FLEAmix

Comment #221510 by thewhitepearl on July 29, 2008 at 5:18 pm

Goldy,

I'm back from the future. Thanks for the link. (It's a rift in space and time.)

Afraid so, not now though...until then - swing away!

I broke it.

1087. Church exorcism protected by First Amendment

Comment #221505 by thewhitepearl on July 29, 2008 at 5:12 pm

Why shouldnt it be legal to hold people against their will for days and hurting them for their religious rituals. Religion is what needs to be protected!

[WHACK]

Ohhhh son of a motherless goat, now I need to go buy a new bat.

35, do you know one of the surest ways to a miserable existence followed by premature death is smoking?

[pats head] That's your opinion dear.

1088. Faith is not the answer

Comment #221501 by thewhitepearl on July 29, 2008 at 5:08 pm

Californians potty mouths? Fuck, should come to Britain - we'd show you real fuckin' swearing!

Somehow, in my brain that reminded me of this;

Shut up! Shut up, you American! You always talk, you Americans. You talk, and you talk, and say "let me tell you something" and "I just wanna say this".

what's wooter and jooter

wooter is clearmind AND isthatclear (that we know of) and jooter is the newest pain in the backside Joe Morrelas (sp.?)

1089. Atheism FLEAmix

Comment #221492 by thewhitepearl on July 29, 2008 at 5:02 pm

More like the deadzone that is Wednesday....

It's Tuesday over here mate. You're living in the future! whoa-whoa-whoa-wow-wee-whoa-whoa.

everyone either ignores them (i mean everyone) or we all pretend to agree with them until they get bored and leave.

Guess I have to put the bat away huh? I vote we pretend to agree til they get bored. It sounds way more entertaining. All in favor?

1090. Faith is not the answer

Comment #221481 by thewhitepearl on July 29, 2008 at 4:54 pm

Damn! - how does jink work online?

Not quite sure. But you still owe me a coke. Uhh oh yeah [pinch, poke]

1091. Faith is not the answer

Comment #221476 by thewhitepearl on July 29, 2008 at 4:51 pm

I agree, it's almost too quiet

JINX! I just said the same thing on the other thread

1092. Atheism FLEAmix

Comment #221474 by thewhitepearl on July 29, 2008 at 4:49 pm

Predicting David Robertson in the next 24 hours. This prediction is not based on fuzzy feelings but on induction.

Yes, Quetz was quite right earlier. There is a disturbance in the force.

Goldy, Brian, Apathy

It's been way to quite around here lately. It's the eerie calm before the storm.

1093. Faith is not the answer

Comment #221470 by thewhitepearl on July 29, 2008 at 4:46 pm

Goldy, Mimosa yellow? And oh well we forgot to capitalise..Just don't let Laurie find out

Brian,

HA HA! Haven't seen one post from jooter today. And well we haven't heard from wooter in awhile.

1094. Atheism FLEAmix

Comment #221460 by thewhitepearl on July 29, 2008 at 4:38 pm

Here is keen insight that any believer can use to understand and challenge the new atheists

ppppffffffffssssssshhhhhhhhh I wish.

Goldy,

This should bring them back from the dead. Agree?

1095. Faith is not the answer

Comment #221456 by thewhitepearl on July 29, 2008 at 4:33 pm

Are you jealous

No! ;)

oh right, your rack serves to bolster intellectual integrity.

I didn't say anything about intellectual integrity. I simply reminded you for the third of fourth time that this is not a dating website. Nor it is a street corner for you to go about whoring yourself for everyone to read. Now, other people can get away with mild comments in this context because other people don't take it as far as you do.