Comments by Quetzalcoatl

1151. [UPDATED] Venomous Snakes, Slippery Eels and Harun Yahya

Comment #207759 by Quetzalcoatl on July 10, 2008 at 6:50 am

Apathy-

PRAISE QUETZ, SMITER OF ENEMIES AND COLOURFUL CAPE WEARER (ok, i guessed the last part)

I only wear capes on special occasions. :)

1152. [UPDATED] Venomous Snakes, Slippery Eels and Harun Yahya

Comment #207745 by Quetzalcoatl on July 10, 2008 at 6:37 am

QUETZALCOATL IS THE ONE TRUE GOD!!! THE USE OF BLOCK CAPITALS MAKES IT IRREFUTABLE!!!

1153. [UPDATED] Venomous Snakes, Slippery Eels and Harun Yahya

Comment #207701 by Quetzalcoatl on July 10, 2008 at 5:52 am

Joe-

WHY WON'T YOU BELIEVE THAT TOLKIEN WAS THE PROPHET, THE PROPHET TO THE TRUE GOD, QUETZ?

Indeed. WORSHIP QUETZALCOATL, the only GOD that uses his divine POWERS to communicate directly with his worshippers through the INTERNET. QUETZALCOATL is a GOD that moves with the times, and promotes EQUALITY, SCIENCE, and TAEKWONDO.

1154. [UPDATED] Venomous Snakes, Slippery Eels and Harun Yahya

Comment #207691 by Quetzalcoatl on July 10, 2008 at 5:43 am

hungarianelephant-

Remind us again how many books have ever been translated into Arabic?

22, one of which was "Spot the Dog".

1155. [UPDATED] Venomous Snakes, Slippery Eels and Harun Yahya

Comment #207656 by Quetzalcoatl on July 10, 2008 at 4:54 am

Joe Morreale-

if it is the truth then it should be easy for you to answe Epeeist's questions.

1156. Conversation between Richard Dawkins and John Lennox

Comment #207569 by Quetzalcoatl on July 10, 2008 at 2:55 am

J Anderson-

It seems clear that you're not willing to substantiate your claims. Say what you like about the people who post here- we are at least willing to back up what we say. Why can't you do the same, and what does that say about your right to judge us?

1157. Conversation between Richard Dawkins and John Lennox

Comment #207562 by Quetzalcoatl on July 10, 2008 at 2:48 am

J Anderson-

Contrast the comments in this thread with those in PZ Myer's blog. I guess this site got all of the assholes.

Name names or quit complaining.

1158. Conversation between Richard Dawkins and John Lennox

Comment #207548 by Quetzalcoatl on July 10, 2008 at 2:33 am

J Anderson-

if you're not prepared to be specific, why say anything? Blanket condemnation accomplishes nothing.

1159. [UPDATED] Venomous Snakes, Slippery Eels and Harun Yahya

Comment #207531 by Quetzalcoatl on July 10, 2008 at 2:06 am

To the poster behind the sock-puppet known as "Clearmind"-

Give it up. Seriously. I'm sick and tired of having to scroll past your tripe-filled banal posts to get to decent comments. You would be doing everyone a considerable favour if you went away and improved your reading age to above that of a four year old. If this is your idea of a joke, it's not funny, and it never really was.

1160. [UPDATED] Venomous Snakes, Slippery Eels and Harun Yahya

Comment #207174 by Quetzalcoatl on July 9, 2008 at 9:11 am

Tyler-

I did have a whole pack, but they appear to have transubstantiated into what looks like a foot. Do you want that instead?

1161. [UPDATED] Venomous Snakes, Slippery Eels and Harun Yahya

Comment #207131 by Quetzalcoatl on July 9, 2008 at 8:15 am

Joe Morreale-

if you have all the answers then why not answer the questions that hve been put to you? If you can't then why not FORGET ABOUT IT and go away?

1162. [UPDATED] Venomous Snakes, Slippery Eels and Harun Yahya

Comment #207044 by Quetzalcoatl on July 9, 2008 at 5:47 am

Speaking of trolls, one has appeared on my blog. Does anyone have a spray of some kind that will deal with this problem?

1163. IT'S A GODDAMNED CRACKER!

Comment #207036 by Quetzalcoatl on July 9, 2008 at 5:37 am

Billy-

When are we going to see Robertson appear and get all flustered at another blatant example of Dawkins trying to make the religious look stupid?

Perhaps I am being uncharitable, but it seems to me that nobody is having to try very hard at the moment.

1164. IT'S A GODDAMNED CRACKER!

Comment #206923 by Quetzalcoatl on July 9, 2008 at 1:28 am

Clodhopper-

but they didn't seem to bother about poor 'ol Jebus churning around in tummy acid at all

Or where he ends up afterwards.

1165. IT'S A GODDAMNED CRACKER!

Comment #206915 by Quetzalcoatl on July 9, 2008 at 1:14 am

I've had a crazy idea. Perhaps if ten thousand crackers are blessed, therefore becoming the body of Christ, then placed together, Jesus might regenerate! This could be the second coming!

I think this needs to be tested scientifically. Who's with me?

1166. [UPDATED] Venomous Snakes, Slippery Eels and Harun Yahya

Comment #206455 by Quetzalcoatl on July 8, 2008 at 11:35 am

Tezcatlipoca-

If someone is trolled can we dance around in their skin?

That's fine, as long as I get their heart. And provided you clean up the mess afterwards.

1167. Degrees of religion

Comment #206302 by Quetzalcoatl on July 8, 2008 at 8:44 am

Diacanu-

a simple suggestion for blog-pimpery. Comment on other blogs with wider readerships, and commenters on there will track back to yours. Of course, that means you have to keep up with their blogs, but if you expect them to read yours then you need to reciprocate.

Blogging. T'ain't easy.

1168. [UPDATED] Venomous Snakes, Slippery Eels and Harun Yahya

Comment #206161 by Quetzalcoatl on July 8, 2008 at 6:30 am

Mixmastergaz-

This "Book of Cyril" is not part of the accepted Word of Quetzalcoatl, and nor shall it be with such discriminatory behaviour!

As I have explained, although I am primarily a tea-drinking deity, my worshippers can drink coffee or even bovril without being judged (much).

I suggest that you put aside this Book of Cyril and listen only to the true Word, ie mine and that of my appointed priest, Philip.

1169. [UPDATED] Venomous Snakes, Slippery Eels and Harun Yahya

Comment #206136 by Quetzalcoatl on July 8, 2008 at 6:10 am

Brian English-

no offence intended!

1170. [UPDATED] Venomous Snakes, Slippery Eels and Harun Yahya

Comment #206130 by Quetzalcoatl on July 8, 2008 at 6:06 am

Brian English-

Everytime I come to this site someone is saying evolution is wrong and I go for my pain in the arse tactics.......

Don't be ashamed about going with your strengths.

1171. [UPDATED] Venomous Snakes, Slippery Eels and Harun Yahya

Comment #206101 by Quetzalcoatl on July 8, 2008 at 5:24 am

Mixmastergaz-

I have a problem with the traditional church of Quetzacoatl; they've allowed the ordination of dragons to the priesthood and they're pretty soft on witches and warlocks...

The church of Quetzalcoatl is all-inclusive, not for us the bigotry and prejudice of the other faiths. Witches and warlocks are welcome within the church as long as they pay homage to me and use their powers for good deeds and, of course, to glorify me. And there's nothing wrong with dragons in the priesthood, they make very fiery preachers.

1172. [UPDATED] Venomous Snakes, Slippery Eels and Harun Yahya

Comment #206096 by Quetzalcoatl on July 8, 2008 at 5:14 am

Decius (re comment 295)-

Damn straight I did.

1173. Religion's role in the climate debate

Comment #206023 by Quetzalcoatl on July 8, 2008 at 3:17 am

Oh, and the other planets in the solar system have been warming up...

Although Jupiter's equator is warming up, it's poles are getting cooler. This is part of a 70-year climate cycle.

http://www.space.com/scienceastronomy/jupiter_spots_040421.html

1174. [UPDATED] Venomous Snakes, Slippery Eels and Harun Yahya

Comment #205996 by Quetzalcoatl on July 8, 2008 at 2:35 am

Unityisfat-

Your life is about to come to an end, just like each one of us.

Why? Is the world going to end in the next few hours?

1175. [UPDATED] Venomous Snakes, Slippery Eels and Harun Yahya

Comment #205982 by Quetzalcoatl on July 8, 2008 at 2:09 am

Philip-

when you're editing a post, the old version stays up, I think.

I did just send a smiting, maybe it got misdirected thanks to supernatural intervention?

1176. Religion's role in the climate debate

Comment #205428 by Quetzalcoatl on July 7, 2008 at 9:06 am

Steve-

There have been suggestions... artificial "trees" that sequester CO2, or adding iron to certain areas of the oceans to increase growth of organisms that fix carbon

Quite frankly I think the money would be better spent planning for the future. How significant would such measures be? And I'm dubious about the plans to stimulate growth of oceanic carbon-fixing organisms- what effect might that have on the rest of the food chain?

1177. Religion's role in the climate debate

Comment #205416 by Quetzalcoatl on July 7, 2008 at 8:51 am

Steve-

Being skeptical about what action to take on climate change is quite a different matter. That seems to me to be reasonable. I haven't a clue what will work.

I think all we can realistically do is take steps now to reduce emissions and produce cleaner energy, to reduce future impact. We haven't got the technology to correct what's already up in the atmosphere working away.

1178. Tablet Ignites Debate on Messiah and Resurrection

Comment #205318 by Quetzalcoatl on July 7, 2008 at 4:46 am

Phasmagigas-

well im not sure the christians I know in this neck of the woods are really sensitive enough to be shocked.

Try a cattle prod.

1179. Tablet Ignites Debate on Messiah and Resurrection

Comment #205284 by Quetzalcoatl on July 7, 2008 at 2:37 am

Roland F-

But a perfect designer could play with the basic constants so that the big bang is creating heavy elements straight

See comments 229 and 231.

1180. Tablet Ignites Debate on Messiah and Resurrection

Comment #205275 by Quetzalcoatl on July 7, 2008 at 2:19 am

Epeeist-

I would suggest that this planet is more likely to be perfectly designed for bacteria than for us.

1181. Tablet Ignites Debate on Messiah and Resurrection

Comment #205262 by Quetzalcoatl on July 7, 2008 at 1:24 am

Oystein-

And I think it is telling that our universe turns out to be not so special after all as soon as one allows more than one parameter to vary.

Indeed, I never really caught onto this idea until I read about it yesterday- proponents of the fine-tuning argument never seem to acknowledge that the constants do not exist in isolation, and that there is a degree of interdependency between them and what happens in the universe.

1182. Tablet Ignites Debate on Messiah and Resurrection

Comment #205259 by Quetzalcoatl on July 7, 2008 at 1:18 am

Oystein-

thanks for the link, I'll read it later.

1183. Tablet Ignites Debate on Messiah and Resurrection

Comment #205255 by Quetzalcoatl on July 7, 2008 at 1:07 am

Nacjho117-

You are making the mistake of stating that if one constant were changed, everythings falls apart. Why assume that only one constant would change? They do not exist in isolation.

Oystein-

I read yesterday about a physicist named Anthony Aguirre who calculated that a different set of physical constants could produce a Universe similar to ours. While our Universe was formed by a hot Big Bang, his calculations indicated that a cold Big Bang was possible in which all the heavy elements were produced in the first minute or so. Have you heard of this, and do you know of anywhere I could read more about it?

1184. Tablet Ignites Debate on Messiah and Resurrection

Comment #205079 by Quetzalcoatl on July 6, 2008 at 1:44 pm

Oystein-

I'm afraid I've pre-empted you. I mentioned "quantum processes" in comment 131, thereby solving the mystery. :)

1185. Tablet Ignites Debate on Messiah and Resurrection

Comment #205072 by Quetzalcoatl on July 6, 2008 at 1:22 pm

Steve-

true. But did they ever explain how the Time Lords recreated him in the first place after he got pulled into the heart of the TARDIS? I've seen all the episodes but I can't remember them saying it.

1186. Tablet Ignites Debate on Messiah and Resurrection

Comment #205070 by Quetzalcoatl on July 6, 2008 at 1:15 pm

Steve-

This does make one wonder if all the different reports of resurrection through history were all the same Time Lord. If there are more than 12, we can reject this hypothesis

Ah, but consider the Master, who reputedly exceeded the limit of 12.

1187. Tablet Ignites Debate on Messiah and Resurrection

Comment #205067 by Quetzalcoatl on July 6, 2008 at 1:09 pm

Steve-

as a god, I decide what is and isn't a heresy. I evaluate such things on a heresy-by-heresy basis.

1188. Tablet Ignites Debate on Messiah and Resurrection

Comment #205063 by Quetzalcoatl on July 6, 2008 at 1:00 pm

Steve Zara-

I wasn't thinking Dr Who-style regeneration! :)

Obviously if Jesus regenerated it just means that his body returned to life while rpeserving the wounds that killed him. Faith, Steve. That's what it's about.

Philip-

I know, I know. I should have learned my lesson. But I was in a rush to get to a party and Odin promised he'd do a good job! Still that's a lesson to remember- never sub out work to a blind god.

1189. Tablet Ignites Debate on Messiah and Resurrection

Comment #205053 by Quetzalcoatl on July 6, 2008 at 12:47 pm

Philip-

Er, so you know that you absolutely know it wasn't Zeus or my own personal favourite, Quetzalcoatl, who prodded you into that belief there?

I appreciate the mention, but it wasn't me. :)

SupportsChrist-

so, how did the Resurrection happen? Did Jesus's body regenerate or were quantum processes involved?

1190. When too much Rapture is barely enough

Comment #204642 by Quetzalcoatl on July 5, 2008 at 12:31 pm

William Carlton-

depressingly, you're probably right. Throw in some tailored post-Rapture Bibles and some "So you've left behind" communion wafers and you're in business.

1191. When too much Rapture is barely enough

Comment #204633 by Quetzalcoatl on July 5, 2008 at 12:03 pm

I'm sorry, but that guy is an absolute freak of nature. I would laugh, except that I'm too disconcerted because he so obviously believes what he is saying.

Rapture-thinking always strikes me as being very nihilistic. So much for the religious claiming that atheism leads to nihilism.

1192. Muslims outraged at police advert featuring cute puppy sitting in policeman's hat

Comment #204451 by Quetzalcoatl on July 5, 2008 at 2:36 am

Lastgreekstanding-

Is this where the fish come to spawn?

Is this the latest visit by the guy who apparently has nothing better to do than cyber-stalk Al-Rawandi? Apparently it is.

Seriously, LGS, do you have nothing better to do with your time? Al-Rawandi's posts, while interesting, are not that interesting!

1193. Muslims outraged at police advert featuring cute puppy sitting in policeman's hat

Comment #204027 by Quetzalcoatl on July 4, 2008 at 3:46 am

Clodhopper-

it looks like a tempting product, but before I make my purchase, I need to test its effectiveness. What reading does the Hovindometer give for this:

http://www.fcosonline.org/index.php?topic=25.msg473;topicseen#msg473

1194. Muslims outraged at police advert featuring cute puppy sitting in policeman's hat

Comment #203942 by Quetzalcoatl on July 4, 2008 at 1:17 am

Goldy-

I'm including the times he's asked in the past, before this latest round of clarification-seeking.

1195. Muslims outraged at police advert featuring cute puppy sitting in policeman's hat

Comment #203934 by Quetzalcoatl on July 4, 2008 at 1:11 am

Clearthinker-

Any opinions on the current Anglican schism?

How about evolution, as Steve has asked about twenty-five times by now?

1196. Richard Dawkins on Doctor Who

Comment #203931 by Quetzalcoatl on July 4, 2008 at 12:57 am

thewhitepearl-

Which one of you is it that mentioned the wooden spoon and picking splinters out of your neck for weeks? Quez?

I can't be certain but it sounds like something I would say.

1197. Did newborn Earth harbour life?

Comment #203674 by Quetzalcoatl on July 3, 2008 at 10:53 am

I'd be dubious about calling solar propulsion "faster"! Although I did read an article in New Scientist this week that a small solar-sail equipped spacecraft is due to be launched on 29/07/08.

1198. Stephen Hawking's explosive new theory

Comment #203556 by Quetzalcoatl on July 3, 2008 at 6:38 am

Steve-

In short, the Christian metaphysic affirms a world which is entirely contingent upon God's absolute sovereignty. Everything about our understanding of reality is predicated upon God himself, through his word- ;not upon the physical universe, through our observation of it. In a real sense it would make no difference to us whether there was a physical universe at all, because that universe is not absolute or necessary in any particular way, but holds together entirely in God himself. The physical and the mental are only correlated by merit of God's action- ;the latter certainly does not rely upon the former! The only necessary aspect of the Christian worldview is God and his word- ;how he reveals it, and what necessarily follows from there, is merely incidental.

I can't help but think that you wasted your time with this guy.

1199. Evangelical Christians sign up to a 'Church within a Church'

Comment #203508 by Quetzalcoatl on July 3, 2008 at 3:33 am

We're the Fellowship of Confessing Anglicans!

A body overseen by the Fellowship of Anglican Confessors.

1200. Muslims outraged at police advert featuring cute puppy sitting in policeman's hat

Comment #203499 by Quetzalcoatl on July 3, 2008 at 3:13 am

Phatbat and anyone else interested-

That's hilarious that Robert O'Brien has got a trophy for 'Fuckin idiot of the month' named after him.

I had quick look but i couldn't see what had initialy caused the trophy to be named after him. How embarrassing for little Robert.

Here you go:

http://scienceblogs.com/dispatches/2004/12/a_charming_email.php