151. Fleabytes

Comment #137815 by Prankster on March 3, 2008 at 1:54 pm

There is nothing limp about Prankster thank you!

Dividing my time between this thread waiting for hello or god to make an appearance (my money's on god by the way) as it's gone quiet on the theist front and watching a tv programme about Stephen Hawking.

Besides sometimes coming on here makes me feel like an intellectual midget in some respects so I tend to sit back and skim the threads more than anything

152. Fleabytes

Comment #137765 by Prankster on March 3, 2008 at 1:03 pm

Curious......not been here for a few days nearly 3000 posts on the one thread??? Incredible.....what's even more astounding to me at any rate is that god has still not turned up-any one been furnished with any proof or evidence yet?

Still waiting........*yawns and scratches his nuts in a bored fashion*

153. Turkey in radical revision of Islamic texts

Comment #136101 by Prankster on February 29, 2008 at 1:12 pm

Won't this cause in-fighting between the more moderate elements of Islam and the hardline hardcore fundamentalists?

Or will it actually work

154. Fleabytes

Comment #136055 by Prankster on February 29, 2008 at 12:48 pm

Al

Don't worry that particular item of clothing will NOT be going in the luggage

155. Fleabytes

Comment #136032 by Prankster on February 29, 2008 at 12:34 pm

So i'm back what's happened?

God turn up? Having my evening meal with the soon-to -be-Mrs Prankster and he didn't show himself?

Typical God eh? Bangs on about how much he loves us but can't be arsed to show himself the rotten swine....

Anyway I'm signing off later tonight and quitting the forum for a few weeks as I'm off on my holidays

The irony of it is I'm a non believer but I'm actually touring Egypt and the Holy Land ha ha ha1 suppose I'd better be careful then hadn't I?

156. Fleabytes

Comment #135949 by Prankster on February 29, 2008 at 11:20 am

hello

But you have no proof otherwise that he does as his own existence has not been proven-yet

I can only go by what my senses and intuition tell me surely? If my brain and eyes are given the proof then I'll probably believe it-until then....sorry no I don't believe he exists

157. Fleabytes

Comment #135940 by Prankster on February 29, 2008 at 11:12 am

Previous posting duly amended

158. Fleabytes

Comment #135935 by Prankster on February 29, 2008 at 11:09 am

Steve Zara

Sorry have I blundered somehow?

Please enlighten me?

159. Fleabytes

Comment #135931 by Prankster on February 29, 2008 at 11:03 am

Hello hello!

Another Friday Night another flea-byte rearing it's head eh? You were asked a few short hours ago to provide proof of the almighty's existence? Hmm yes? Well how's it going so far? Pretty quiet on the revelations front isn't it?

I generally come to this site because i don't believe in a 3000 year old stone age superstition ok? I KNOW he doesn't exist so YOU have to furnish proof-simply saying he exists cause of the difference in people's lives is a cop-out-that could be down to strong medication or a positive outlook on life not the infusion of religion. Therefore I implore you, nay beseech you to reveal him to us.......no puff of smoke no? No divine revelations?

Right, ok then, can you please go away, get the almighty to reveal himself and then pop back here when he shows up ok?

Till then? just go away......please

160. A Letter From Hell

Comment #134917 by Prankster on February 28, 2008 at 10:21 am

This video not been posted before?

I remember adding a comment some weeks ago saying it was a really terrible video (bad acting awful special effects and unlikely to trouble the Oscars judging panel) around the time that Heath Ledger died and the WBC (boo! hiss!) came out with their comments over him

Stuff like this makes my blood curdle-not with fear just anger. The fact a child has been caught peddling this garbage whilst trying to convert his classmates seems to make it worse somehow-it's not something that can be ignored either and that's whats annoying me

Prankster

161. Richard Dawkins on five of his favorite books

Comment #134254 by Prankster on February 27, 2008 at 1:23 pm

No absolute favourites as such as my hobby (if it can be called that) is studying European history particulary between the first and second world wars-My bookshelves tend to be full of books about Nazi Germany and Stalinist Russia (does this say something about me I don't know.....)

My 3 current books at the moment are

"The Court of the Red Tsar" by Simon Sebag Montefiore

"Nazi Germany" by Klaus P Fischer

"A History of Modern Britain" by Andrew Marr

fiction would include the "Spellsinger" series by Alan Dean Foster plus the Bible-always good for a chuckle

Prankster

162. Cutting Edge: Baby Bible Bashers

Comment #130307 by Prankster on February 20, 2008 at 9:05 am

Just watched it all again-my feelings haven't changed at all in that it's just 3 children being used and abused by sick fuck parents-maybe they should just go out and get jobs instead of pimping their children?

The day religion in all it's forms dies and man finally throws off it's shackles will be day of rejoicing.......but I ain't holding my breath waiting folks

163. Cutting Edge: Baby Bible Bashers

Comment #129649 by Prankster on February 19, 2008 at 12:23 pm

Chilling........

The bit with the young child imploring people not to murder their children-unbeleivable-if they say religious indoctrination (or fucking pushy arsehole stupid parents goading them into it) is not a form of child abuse then this programme surely blows that assertion out the fucking water?

The bit where he cried was sad-perhaps there is a child in there but that child is stifled and absolutely (or so it seems) in fear of what will happen when he dies-he's terrified of going to hell poor mite-that's the parents fault surely?

Fucking sad really, a child of 7 or 8 imploring people to repent or go to hell

I weep for the planet if it's coming to this-time to get on the spaceships and get the fuck off this rock forevermore.....

164. The argument from oranges

Comment #128896 by Prankster on February 18, 2008 at 7:29 am

Orange-in of the spieces perhaps?

Is this guy a bit of a twat or what?

Is this for real?

165. Smaller Version of the Solar System Is Discovered

Comment #127857 by Prankster on February 15, 2008 at 4:53 pm

I think I know exactly how they will react-they will say it's part of Dog's grand design and try to claim any form of life as it's own and then convert it

Jewish martian, muslim martians Xtains and every other persuasion and so off it trundles again just on another world with decades of slaughter and religious genocide to follow

Too bleak? Sorry bad night on the other threads

166. Smaller Version of the Solar System Is Discovered

Comment #127849 by Prankster on February 15, 2008 at 4:45 pm

No don't send anyone one there

If there's intelligent life there (and there's precious fucking little on this planet) sending the sky fairy and his son there might screw them up completely-maybe if Dog is omnipotent and omnipresent he's already there fucking them up big time poor sods

167. What is Evo-devo?

Comment #127844 by Prankster on February 15, 2008 at 4:37 pm

It sounds nice cause "it rhymes"

Fucking hell.....

168. Inventor Doesn't Dare Say 'Perpetual Motion Machine'

Comment #127835 by Prankster on February 15, 2008 at 4:31 pm

I think I'm a little bit more resilient than that Omnitard

It's been a long time with no relapses ok

My point being the rubbish that gets posted here some nights (usually Friday-why Friday for Dog's sake?) would drive a lesser person to drink...

169. Inventor Doesn't Dare Say 'Perpetual Motion Machine'

Comment #127824 by Prankster on February 15, 2008 at 4:23 pm

Perhaps....ok! Prankster's confession time folks who wants to play?

1)find out where this saying comes from ok?

One drink is alright. Two are too many, and three are not enough.

yeah?

2) I choose not to drink anymore cos I'm classed as being "in recovery" ok?

Apart from that I'm fine-the point being Thermobollocks has pissed off that many people he'd make me want to take a drink yeah?

170. Inventor Doesn't Dare Say 'Perpetual Motion Machine'

Comment #127807 by Prankster on February 15, 2008 at 4:04 pm

I see you answered anyway-power of the Caps key was not persuasive enough obviously...

I'll wait 'til the boards are cleared up and hopefully Steve or Phil or Diacanu can give me some help with the topic

Sad time on here tonight makes me want to start drinking again

171. Inventor Doesn't Dare Say 'Perpetual Motion Machine'

Comment #127804 by Prankster on February 15, 2008 at 3:57 pm

Philip1978

Prankster is a he thank you but my dreams can be naughty

Omnitard no it wasn't addressed to you read the posting again please it was meant for Steve.Don't get arsey coz it wasn't for you

Thermo thug-I don't dream about men or boys for that matter-I'm not that way inclined thank you-not that there's anything wrong with being gay/lesbian/bi whatever

I think Omnitard and Thermotit are the same guy or best friends at least-if so that means a split personality surely? So that means I can hate both of them......

Philip1978 you got a previous history with Omniturd on these fora?

Commiserations if that is the case?

172. Inventor Doesn't Dare Say 'Perpetual Motion Machine'

Comment #127780 by Prankster on February 15, 2008 at 3:45 pm

Damn he came back

Steve

Just curious... if Mr Heims's experiment is something akin to producing perpetual motion and that in itself is against the laws of physics, hasn't the experiment if it's not broken those laws then has it just bent them ever so slightly ?

To the returning troll-DO NOT COMMENT DO NOT REPLY THE QUESTION IS NOT ADDRESSED TO YOU OK?

173. Inventor Doesn't Dare Say 'Perpetual Motion Machine'

Comment #127763 by Prankster on February 15, 2008 at 3:27 pm

And on that note I'm retiring for the night

My brain hurts Mr Gumby.....

174. Inventor Doesn't Dare Say 'Perpetual Motion Machine'

Comment #127757 by Prankster on February 15, 2008 at 3:11 pm

Strangely enough Even though I've posted a lot of comments here tonight (It'd just gone 11pm where I am) Arsewipe hasn't insulted me yet!

I feel strangely left out

Come on TT do your worst.......

175. Inventor Doesn't Dare Say 'Perpetual Motion Machine'

Comment #127745 by Prankster on February 15, 2008 at 2:53 pm

Crapulent or crapulous-the idiot has probably been drinking while posting his venom on the boards

"Frog pong"?-let's assume he means pond-maybe he's tucking his spawn in for the night or as he's such a reptile he's having a light snack

What a loon eh?

176. Inventor Doesn't Dare Say 'Perpetual Motion Machine'

Comment #127734 by Prankster on February 15, 2008 at 2:44 pm

Al-rawandi


OOFFF! a palpable hit sir!

bet that killed him off eh?-PMSL at that comment

Hahaha !

177. Inventor Doesn't Dare Say 'Perpetual Motion Machine'

Comment #127727 by Prankster on February 15, 2008 at 2:40 pm

Has anyone checked with Anna?

She ok?

Prankster is concerned especially with this turd and posting no 180?

178. Inventor Doesn't Dare Say 'Perpetual Motion Machine'

Comment #127719 by Prankster on February 15, 2008 at 2:33 pm

Abuse and then compliments couched as abuse.....who is next I wonder?

179. Inventor Doesn't Dare Say 'Perpetual Motion Machine'

Comment #127703 by Prankster on February 15, 2008 at 2:19 pm

@Anna

No sorry but my quote "assuming the guy is right" was relating to Mr Heims from the article

@Epinephrine I just think Mr Heims needs to be cut a little slack with his device-it may work, it may be proved to be something other than PM or it may screw up in a spectacular fashion bit it's good to see the likes of MIT looking at it at least surely?

@Al-rawandi

If he is living in his grandmothers basement I think the only thing he will be flicking through is his collection of skin-mags surely?

180. Inventor Doesn't Dare Say 'Perpetual Motion Machine'

Comment #127665 by Prankster on February 15, 2008 at 1:55 pm

Epinephrine

I've read and re-read the article but if it's a true account of what's happened then the machine/device/gizmo obviously....well....works

Doesn't it?

181. Inventor Doesn't Dare Say 'Perpetual Motion Machine'

Comment #127648 by Prankster on February 15, 2008 at 1:42 pm

*skims* so whats going on here?

Apart from a post modern argument over physics I see an article where a guy has invented a perpetual motion device? Is that not cool?

"But instead of stopping, the rotor began to accelerate. Heins recounts that the first time it happened, the magnets starting flying off and hitting the walls, as he ducked for cover.

The magnetic friction wasn't repelling the magnets and wire coil. Instead, as Heins explains, the steel rotor and driveshaft had conducted the magnetic resistance away from the coil and back into the electric motor. In effect, the Back EMF was boosting the magnetic fields used by the motor to generate electrical energy and cause acceleration.

The faster the motor accelerated, the stronger the electromagnetic field it would create on the wire coil, which in turn would make the motor go even faster. Heins seemed to have created a positive feedback loop. To confirm the theory, Heins replaced part of the driveshaft with plastic pipe that wouldn´t conduct the magnetic field. There was no acceleration"

Sounds like perpetual motion to me -forgive my lack of knowledge about physics in general but assuming the guy is right what application will this device be used for?-ahh a light dawneth-a replacement for petrol driven vehicles methinks?

182. US military accused of harboring fundamentalism

Comment #127638 by Prankster on February 15, 2008 at 1:33 pm

True enough....

I suppose we could have sat by but we didn't and 6 months and 3000 casualties later it's all over bar the shouting and the huge expense on daily basis of keeping the islands in our hands-

sad really if they hadn't invaded and the troubles we were having ourselves back then well, we may have got rid of thatcher after her first term but as we know that wasn't to be

183. US military accused of harboring fundamentalism

Comment #127626 by Prankster on February 15, 2008 at 1:22 pm

Apologies going out to Hourglass from me then on his/her location-Your right Portugal probably hasn't done anything or upset anyone for a few hundred years so I withdraw my postings from before about your good self

regarding the falklands conflict- I still maintain it was wrong for us to go in without diplomatic measures being taken first and no lives need have been lost

On the topic itself it's worrying when you've got armed-to-the-teeth fundies (in uniform) brimming with religious fervour getting ready to send their enemies to hell ASAP-Still smacks to me of a religious/military crusade against Islam/war on terror and being ordered or instructed to conform on religious grounds. I'd be really unsure of what to do if I was in the same position as Mr Hall

Difficult one isn't it?

184. US military accused of harboring fundamentalism

Comment #127521 by Prankster on February 15, 2008 at 11:18 am

Well I was 16 at the time of the Falkland conflict-I won't call it war -it wasn't

However the Argentinians did invade a British outpost ( Yeah I know we could have picked a better place-bit more sun and sand and a few palm trees wouldn't have gone amiss-but I digress) and our right wing government decided to get tough with the invaders-result? A ship heading the wrong way (away from the combat zone) is sunk and a couple of hundred British soldiers die, as you rightly say for sheep infested islands

My government whatever it is at the time, conservative or mock-socialist, has done and will continue to do questionable things but I do agree that a powerful religious government will be a scary prospect for all concerned (neutral or not eh Hourglass?)

185. US military accused of harboring fundamentalism

Comment #127497 by Prankster on February 15, 2008 at 10:49 am

Al-rawandi

I know and it's shameful that we had anything to do with him-we do have a shameful colonial record I know but I wasn't born when it was happening I can't comment on the UK government supplying Saddam with trade credits but I'm dammed if i'm taking the blame for any of it-sorry man....

I think Hourglass may just be covering his ears and saying "la-la-la-la" and hoping no nasty suicide bomber tries to blow him to bits/poison him/irradiate him due to a supposed neutrality for his little island. Monumental stupidity aside It does give me the shivers to think the biggest military power on the planet is "getting religion"-how long before unbelievers are converted not to xtianity but hydrogen carbon and other elements courtesy of a few well placed nukes-That's what's scaring me Hourglass, that should give everyone the shivers

186. US military accused of harboring fundamentalism

Comment #127463 by Prankster on February 15, 2008 at 10:18 am

So the bottom line is some one is abused because he doesn't want to be a "warrior for christ"?

Looks like a crusade is going on not just against Islam/war on terror (to me the 2 seemed to be linked) but also against "unbelievers" or those who won't follow the faith and are exposed to shame and ridicule because of it. Truly sad and terrifying

Hourglass I assume you live in the UK (like Me?)if so we are not neutral as we have ridden on the coat tails of fuckwit Bush and gone into the middle east at the behest of a vainglorious former prime minister. A man fed bullshit and lies by "experts" claiming the likes of Saddam could deploy WMD's in 45 minutes when it wasn't the case? No weapons found after years of looking and no proof he had them.....

And you are sure no one wants to harm us?

187. A Tyrannical Romance

Comment #126739 by Prankster on February 14, 2008 at 4:58 am

Ian(South Arica)

The ensuing coitus lasted barely a couple of minutes with the male spraying massive amounts of sperm until he finally entered the female. When he dismounted, again lightly the female ran off leaking litres of fluid in her wake.


I've seen "art films" (ahem ahem!) like that....usually on the internet

188. Exorcism undergoes a revival across Europe

Comment #126737 by Prankster on February 14, 2008 at 4:45 am

"While showering, I was hit by a blast of water," said tourist Ann Douglas. "I assumed the shower pressure had increased until I realized the spray was coming from behind me â€" and apparently out of nowhere!" So this woman is too stupid to know which way the shower head is pointing or where the water is coming from? Ok......

"including large footprints in refrigerated cakes and gallons of missing nail polish. It suddenly made sense to me why he was so eager to quit."

Large footprints ok but gallons of nail polish-what? The elephants had a light snack and then a quick pedicure?

Then finally the elephants get moved to preserves-so we kill them and pickle them too eh?-no wonder they get pissed off and haunt the hotel!

189. Council pays psychic for exorcism

Comment #126736 by Prankster on February 14, 2008 at 4:36 am

Amazing

£60 for a council backed exorcism-I pay more than that a month for my local council services (when they can be bothered to collect my rubbish and recycling materials-bastards)

190. A Tyrannical Romance

Comment #126633 by Prankster on February 13, 2008 at 5:03 pm

I read it was primarily a scavenger too- the front forearms (aka flashy winglets ) serving no useful purpose and it's also been said that far from being a fearsome predator it was....well... a bit of a wimp?

191. A Tyrannical Romance

Comment #126625 by Prankster on February 13, 2008 at 4:47 pm

Steve

You're stuck with it!!?? (sorry had to hang around to see you squirm over the T-Rex drag-fest you've inadvertantly conjoured up)

I won't be able to sleep now......

192. A Tyrannical Romance

Comment #126617 by Prankster on February 13, 2008 at 4:38 pm

Geoff....*groan*

Words Fail me...I'm leaving for the night

Annabanana?

Love the new photo-Hairstyle really suits you

Steve Zara-having real trouble picturing a T-Rex flapping it's arms about-almost seems too camp for words my friend

193. A Tyrannical Romance

Comment #126608 by Prankster on February 13, 2008 at 4:26 pm

Geoff

Q'ranosaurus?

That was awful-almost as bad as my "holding hands" comment

194. A Tyrannical Romance

Comment #126605 by Prankster on February 13, 2008 at 4:21 pm

I was being flippant but.....

Steve- I can't see it myself not unless they were chav or scally dinosaurs showing off their sovereign rings (that's a UK in-joke for any Americans, Canadians or anyone else watching)

195. A Tyrannical Romance

Comment #126600 by Prankster on February 13, 2008 at 4:13 pm

I'd think there'd be a problem with the Tyrannosaurs actually getting it on with each other-the first few dates must have been hell-especially if they couldn't hold hands properly......(I'll get my coat eh?)

196. Exorcism undergoes a revival across Europe

Comment #126377 by Prankster on February 13, 2008 at 5:06 am

"I learned that many members of my congregation became in touch with a dark force whenever they used their computers,"

Norton Antivirus software surely?

So the woman on the "God-Warrior" clip posted above was taking part in a version of "Wife Swap" and was swapped over into a new age guru's house and lifestyle and became "Dark sided? Poor mare

I took part in one of those wife swap programmes once-got a new microwave and a washing machine for her.......

197. Exorcism undergoes a revival across Europe

Comment #125833 by Prankster on February 12, 2008 at 6:11 am

Oh dear......looks like the catholic kirk is dragging the poor people of poland kicking and screaming back to the middle ages eh?

Just watched the God-Warrior clip over on youtube-some of the comments were pretty horrid but shouldn't this woman be sectioned or committed to stop her from harming the family and more importantly herself? I'm with rod-the-farmer on this what are the circumstances and most of all why was a film crew in the house?

Is it some new video clips show "when psycho christian nutjobs attack!"? Suprisingly I don't even feel pity for any of them at all.....if that's what religion does by poisoning your mind and driving you to the edge then fuck it, it's not required in my life

198. God the psycho

Comment #121960 by Prankster on February 4, 2008 at 12:19 pm

Speaking of Psychos I know it's off topic but our friends at the WBC have put in an appearance over on youtube in the last couple of hours.... Ladies and Gentlemen.......drumroll........brrrrr-tish!

The happy smiling skull-sorry, face- of the WBC.....watch her eyes,she's off her head surely? Apologies for the salty language over on youtube but I guess people are righteously pissed off

http://youtube.com/watch?v=Ns-kPDVXACE

199. Female Muslim medics 'disobey hygiene rules'

Comment #121901 by Prankster on February 4, 2008 at 10:09 am

Oh for fuck's sake... I give up, i just give up...

What fresh lunacy is this? Disobeying basic hygeine rules in favour of religious stricture and/or Dogma?

Unbelievable, I'm out of here....

200. MySpace: No place for Atheists?

Comment #118220 by Prankster on January 30, 2008 at 1:40 pm

Unbeleivable.......your account gets deleted on the grounds of Atheism?

Isn't this persecution?

Fuck 'em I've no use for these social network sites such as myspace and facebook myself-I've got real friends, an e-mail facility and a telephone if I want to arrange to meet or talk to somebody

Hypocritical shower of bastards....