151. Richard Dawkins slaps creationists into the primordial soup

Comment #217664 by Tezcatlipoca on July 24, 2008 at 2:11 pm

"I assure you that I give your testimony of Richard Dawkins all the weight I give the Mormon testimony of Joseph Smith, Jr."

Is this a strawman or a Tu Quoque?

152. Richard Dawkins slaps creationists into the primordial soup

Comment #217611 by Tezcatlipoca on July 24, 2008 at 1:10 pm

M,

comment 1050 you are correct. My reply, 1051, which wasn't clear in its direction was implying that he, obrien, in 1042 etc, was playing with dolls.

153. Richard Dawkins slaps creationists into the primordial soup

Comment #217599 by Tezcatlipoca on July 24, 2008 at 1:02 pm

So it's a bale of straw formed into a vaguely humanoid shape then?

154. Richard Dawkins slaps creationists into the primordial soup

Comment #217594 by Tezcatlipoca on July 24, 2008 at 12:59 pm

No you git

how about this parallel universe.

"It depends on the metric, of course, but in any event the "popularity" of a book does not imply quality"

fuck off

155. Richard Dawkins slaps creationists into the primordial soup

Comment #217586 by Tezcatlipoca on July 24, 2008 at 12:51 pm

I often hear that "the bible" is the most popular book ever. So then by this measure it is crap? There are so many more reasons to deem it crap than simply it's popularity.

156. Historian predicts the end of 'science superpowers'

Comment #217544 by Tezcatlipoca on July 24, 2008 at 12:25 pm

Yet for all of China's science and engineering papers they still grind up bear paw and other animal body parts and prescribe them as "medicine"? I think they are beset with their own (re comment 6)fundie hurdles

157. The God of the Bible is No Delusion!

Comment #217397 by Tezcatlipoca on July 24, 2008 at 10:11 am

So Aberdeen,

you gonna cut and paste this drivel in every thread? 2 that I've seen so far. Traffic on your site must be slow.

158. Richard Dawkins slaps creationists into the primordial soup

Comment #217394 by Tezcatlipoca on July 24, 2008 at 10:10 am

re- radio signals,

I heard that our radio and television signals degrade into so much background noise withing a light year or two

159. Richard Dawkins slaps creationists into the primordial soup

Comment #217392 by Tezcatlipoca on July 24, 2008 at 10:08 am

Aberdeen is a cut and paste troll. He pasted the exact same thing on another thread

160. Richard Dawkins slaps creationists into the primordial soup

Comment #217341 by Tezcatlipoca on July 24, 2008 at 8:27 am

Hmm,

Since we're all manifesting in mortal form...

The skeptical rogues talk about the moon being mistaken for a UFO on their podcast from time to time. Apparently it happens more often than one would think.

161. [UPDATED] Venomous Snakes, Slippery Eels and Harun Yahya

Comment #216721 by Tezcatlipoca on July 23, 2008 at 12:53 pm

He will be back. He's not afraid of plums, only prunes...

162. How Anecdotal Evidence Can Undermine Scientific Results

Comment #216700 by Tezcatlipoca on July 23, 2008 at 12:27 pm

The looks on Shermer, Sanford, and Novella's faces said it all about the wheat grass.

163. How Anecdotal Evidence Can Undermine Scientific Results

Comment #216693 by Tezcatlipoca on July 23, 2008 at 12:20 pm

I believe that in the U.S. the usage of thimerasol as a preservative was stopped and yet the rate of diagnosed cases of autism has not changed.

164. How Anecdotal Evidence Can Undermine Scientific Results

Comment #216678 by Tezcatlipoca on July 23, 2008 at 11:49 am

Decius,

thanks for the post and link. I could not remember the term herd immunity. Wheel chairs, iron lungs and leg braces. How soon we forget.

165. How Anecdotal Evidence Can Undermine Scientific Results

Comment #216665 by Tezcatlipoca on July 23, 2008 at 11:34 am

I believe there was an outbreak of measles in Portland Oregon among children who weren't vaccinated. It will be tragic when a carrier of polio mingles with their populace.

166. [UPDATED] Venomous Snakes, Slippery Eels and Harun Yahya

Comment #216660 by Tezcatlipoca on July 23, 2008 at 11:28 am

Phas!

I take great offense at the pre cooked brat comment! On sunday I took uncooked brats, simmered them in beer with onions peppercorns and garlic and then finished them off on the grill. But then again I live in an area contiguous to the Great Lakes. East of the Mississippi and North of the Mason-Dixon line...

p.s. The beer was not bud light!

-edit- baby! the other white meat...

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Comment #216636 by Tezcatlipoca on July 23, 2008 at 11:03 am

Oh man,

a cherry slurpee would so finish me off. I'm already in a food coma from my bowl of gumbo at lunch. Stop the torture.

168. Islam subway ads cause stir in New York

Comment #216629 by Tezcatlipoca on July 23, 2008 at 10:58 am

That's no lady, that's my wife!

Thank You I'll be here all week. Try the veal.

169. Islam subway ads cause stir in New York

Comment #216610 by Tezcatlipoca on July 23, 2008 at 10:39 am

Here's a link to a bit of irony...

www.msnbc.msn.com/id/25803777/?GT1=43001

-edit- my lisp is marking all those posts as offensive!

170. Islam subway ads cause stir in New York

Comment #216600 by Tezcatlipoca on July 23, 2008 at 10:23 am

I'm marking comment #216598 as offensive to my lisp... ;P

171. [UPDATED] Venomous Snakes, Slippery Eels and Harun Yahya

Comment #216597 by Tezcatlipoca on July 23, 2008 at 10:19 am

don't forget

6:66 Those named Joe Morreale shall be without women, here or in the afterlife. And in the material world they shall be PWND

172. [UPDATED] Venomous Snakes, Slippery Eels and Harun Yahya

Comment #216539 by Tezcatlipoca on July 23, 2008 at 9:24 am

So take your balls and git off the playground then.

173. [UPDATED] Venomous Snakes, Slippery Eels and Harun Yahya

Comment #216496 by Tezcatlipoca on July 23, 2008 at 8:50 am

I would like to see a claymation Celebrity Deathmatch bout. I'd resuscribe to digital cable to see it. I can hear Mills Lane now..."lets get it on!"

174. Islam subway ads cause stir in New York

Comment #216450 by Tezcatlipoca on July 23, 2008 at 7:58 am

Bonzai,

I think Al-Rawandi explained on the Harun Yahoo! thread why the rednecks really converted.

Al- "All (White pearl),



I am sorry you had to see the true face of Islam. A little background here on the psychology of converts (I have been around them, spoken to them, studied them)... Converts are generally (about 90% or more) socially awkward and outcast. They are to a man (yes the men) struggling with issues with women. Mommy problems, or sexual frustration.

To men who have been unable to have any relationship with a woman, let alone a successful one, Islam provides the perfect lifestyle, one where women have their sexuality strictly controlled and they are lowered to the status of second class human. They are segregated from the men and forbidden from marrying outside of the religion.

Joe has revealed himself as just this person. The rage he feels at the sexuality of women is telling. He resents their sexuality, in which he has never been able to partake. He cannot attract a woman, so he gets his revenge in Islam, he adopts a system where women are put in their place. Forced from public life and freedom, and expected to "clean dishes".

Congratulations to whitepearl for finally pushing Joe to do what I knew he eventually would, expose himself as the sexually pathetic being he is. Islam is Joe's revenge against women, who dared to reject him and choose another. "

175. [UPDATED] Venomous Snakes, Slippery Eels and Harun Yahya

Comment #215905 by Tezcatlipoca on July 22, 2008 at 1:31 pm

Thanks for the softball Joe.

"I SEE THAT AGAIN YOU ARE TRING TO PLAY MIND GAMES WITH ME. WRONG MOVE BOYS, WRONG MOVE."

Ya gotta have a mind, Joe...ya gotta have a mind.

176. [UPDATED] Venomous Snakes, Slippery Eels and Harun Yahya

Comment #215849 by Tezcatlipoca on July 22, 2008 at 12:37 pm

Rape, Blackmail and Extortion are "ruffled feathers"? Please continue...

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Comment #215842 by Tezcatlipoca on July 22, 2008 at 12:30 pm

Decius,

Are you trying to make UGLY WRETCHED ATHEIST SCUM? There can be only one...

178. [UPDATED] Venomous Snakes, Slippery Eels and Harun Yahya

Comment #215812 by Tezcatlipoca on July 22, 2008 at 12:03 pm

A moron, cut and pasting a rapist who is inspired by a paedophile...

179. [UPDATED] Venomous Snakes, Slippery Eels and Harun Yahya

Comment #215750 by Tezcatlipoca on July 22, 2008 at 9:47 am

Joe,
The pain is scrolling past the cut and paste job. It is reminiscent of watching a screening of Gigli.

180. [UPDATED] Venomous Snakes, Slippery Eels and Harun Yahya

Comment #215733 by Tezcatlipoca on July 22, 2008 at 9:32 am

TWP- make sure you're barefoot and pregnant while doing those dishes...

Epeeist, have you been demoted? He only called you Joker this time.

181. [UPDATED] Venomous Snakes, Slippery Eels and Harun Yahya

Comment #215717 by Tezcatlipoca on July 22, 2008 at 9:19 am

"This will be enough for today boys"

I got rid of the caps for ya Joe even if it was another lie.

You should look up the definition of oxymoron. But wait, I see you've found it... scienceislam.com

182. [UPDATED] Venomous Snakes, Slippery Eels and Harun Yahya

Comment #215710 by Tezcatlipoca on July 22, 2008 at 9:14 am

Cut and past or caps locks...its still a product of the spittle you've managed to gunk up your keyboard with Joe. Your prophet was a paedophile and a caravan robber. Sounds pretty materialist to me...

183. [UPDATED] Venomous Snakes, Slippery Eels and Harun Yahya

Comment #215700 by Tezcatlipoca on July 22, 2008 at 9:08 am

I'm about to have a bit of roast topped with swiss dipped into some au jus here in a moment. Sweet!

p.s. re the sicilian...was death on the line?

-edit- or should I say savory instead of sweet?

184. [UPDATED] Venomous Snakes, Slippery Eels and Harun Yahya

Comment #215634 by Tezcatlipoca on July 22, 2008 at 8:12 am

Joe,

The Spanish did not intentionally do this. They did not want to work the land themselves. They wanted to be the land owners. I know you won't but if you wanted to clear up that little misconception you have about that you might want to look into the workings of the hacienda system. It requires a labor pool of grunts to do the work.

Joe,

did you drool into your keyboard again? Your caps lock seems to be malfunctioning.

185. The Return of Religion

Comment #215620 by Tezcatlipoca on July 22, 2008 at 8:02 am

Hmmm,

did anyone else notice that TWP's comment coincided with the number of the beast? Bwah hah hah haaa! The truth is revealed. If I knew how to photoshop (or really had the inclination to go beyond my current vegetative desk potato state) I'd add the appropriately demonic red eyes to her avatar. Maybe RM can do it since he seems to have a lot of time on his hands...

186. Nine face stoning death in Iran

Comment #214954 by Tezcatlipoca on July 21, 2008 at 5:38 am

-Sausage munching fuckwit-

Which one of you fascist put a spycam in my car and caught me munching breakfast (leftover bratwursts) on the way to work???

187. Richard Dawkins slaps creationists into the primordial soup

Comment #214755 by Tezcatlipoca on July 20, 2008 at 9:36 pm

I saw Dweezil covering his dad's work 11 days ago. I had forgotten how much I enjoy Frank Zappa's work.

188. [UPDATED] Venomous Snakes, Slippery Eels and Harun Yahya

Comment #214750 by Tezcatlipoca on July 20, 2008 at 9:30 pm

Do you think when Joe says "Ugly wretched atheist scum" it sounds like an Imperial saying "Rebel scum" in the Star Wars series? You can almost see a Jedi hood behind Epeeist's head I think...;P

189. [UPDATED] Venomous Snakes, Slippery Eels and Harun Yahya

Comment #214740 by Tezcatlipoca on July 20, 2008 at 9:02 pm

Jeebus H fucking Christ!

I leave for a day, having just made the joker list and now I see that Epeeist has gotten the bar raised to UWAS! I also find that my scroll bar cannot move fast enough to get past the cut and paste dreck that joe has spewn forth. Damn! Now I'll have to clean my boots. Hasta Manana!

190. [UPDATED] Venomous Snakes, Slippery Eels and Harun Yahya

Comment #213950 by Tezcatlipoca on July 19, 2008 at 9:02 am

Your quite enough of an apologist for me Joe. I'm sure you'll cut and paste something soon enough.

191. [UPDATED] Venomous Snakes, Slippery Eels and Harun Yahya

Comment #213939 by Tezcatlipoca on July 19, 2008 at 8:49 am

TWP better have one of her male relatives present as well or they might have to kill her "for their honor".

192. [UPDATED] Venomous Snakes, Slippery Eels and Harun Yahya

Comment #213936 by Tezcatlipoca on July 19, 2008 at 8:46 am

Why divorce when you can accuse your wife of infidelity and kill her? Why report rape if it's accepted practice? Sexual morality is a relative term. If your magic book says having intercourse with a 9 year old is not immoral then it must be ok. The caravan robber is not a paedophile. If a woman carries herself in a manner that does not offend a man she may live. Dignity is not really an issue, servility is. A good dishwasher, mop bucket, and frying pan are probably valued as highly as these women.

So mutilating female genitalia, honor killings and such are the key to happiness then?

You are pathetic.

-edit- Vile, not pathetic.

193. [UPDATED] Venomous Snakes, Slippery Eels and Harun Yahya

Comment #213928 by Tezcatlipoca on July 19, 2008 at 8:33 am

TWP,

you're in Texas...couldn't cowboy be a verb? As in cowboy up? It's obscure, regional and irregular but a verb I think.

194. [UPDATED] Venomous Snakes, Slippery Eels and Harun Yahya

Comment #213918 by Tezcatlipoca on July 19, 2008 at 8:23 am

Yes! I finally made the list!

195. [UPDATED] Venomous Snakes, Slippery Eels and Harun Yahya

Comment #213914 by Tezcatlipoca on July 19, 2008 at 8:19 am

Joe,

it doesn't work on you because you are a stupid, dogmatic moron. I hate to think I've tossed you a bone and fed you but it's obviously too late. Mohammed already did that while your forehead was pressed to the ground. I hear he's into that sort of thing and if you are too that's fine. Just because he confused you for a nine year old girl doesn't make you special or enlightened.

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Comment #213909 by Tezcatlipoca on July 19, 2008 at 8:13 am

Joe,

If she didn't wear her hijab she'd be judged alright...then stoned or raped etc etc... So she can be judged for her mind. Let her speak it -edit- within earshot of a man- and see what happens.

197. [UPDATED] Venomous Snakes, Slippery Eels and Harun Yahya

Comment #213899 by Tezcatlipoca on July 19, 2008 at 7:52 am

I think spam is appropriate as well since he cuts and pastes mindlessly like a bot

198. [UPDATED] Venomous Snakes, Slippery Eels and Harun Yahya

Comment #213479 by Tezcatlipoca on July 18, 2008 at 1:29 pm

Apparently not (troll button)

leaving work...hasta manana...(all at time and a half)

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Comment #213463 by Tezcatlipoca on July 18, 2008 at 1:19 pm

What gymnastics a triple re-paste with a half twist.

INCONCEIVABLE!

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Comment #213459 by Tezcatlipoca on July 18, 2008 at 1:17 pm

So, are leather ass-less chaps anaethema?