Comments by Tyler Durden

251. [UPDATED] Venomous Snakes, Slippery Eels and Harun Yahya

Comment #207623 by Tyler Durden on July 10, 2008 at 4:05 am

Joe,

Turn off your caps lock (that button on your keyboard below the "TAB" and above the "Shift").

Nobody will read your posts if they are written in capitals.

Tyler.

252. [UPDATED] Venomous Snakes, Slippery Eels and Harun Yahya

Comment #207618 by Tyler Durden on July 10, 2008 at 4:00 am

Joe,

Are you a scientist?

253. IT'S A GODDAMNED CRACKER!

Comment #207615 by Tyler Durden on July 10, 2008 at 3:58 am

Irate,

I hope it was the low-sugar, tooth-friendly kind :)

254. [UPDATED] Venomous Snakes, Slippery Eels and Harun Yahya

Comment #207612 by Tyler Durden on July 10, 2008 at 3:55 am

Nevertheless the rest of the book is solid and proves the point,as can be testified by the fact that the secular establishment are running scared of it.

Joe, have you read the entire book??

255. Lying for Jesus?

Comment #207603 by Tyler Durden on July 10, 2008 at 3:47 am

txpiper,

Just out of curiosity, how is your "global flood" myth any different to the global flood myth contained within the Sumerian creation myth?

The Sumerian one is older, far older. Yet yours reads almost the same. Replace Ea (or Enki) for Yahweh, and Zi-ud-sura (or Atra-hasis) for Noah.

There's a giant storm, and an ark, and animals. Deities (or a deity) create all animals and human beings, but somehow people anger the god(s), so they decide to wipe out the world with a global flood. Oooh scary!!

A divine being (Morgan Freeman) warns one pious person (Steve Carell) of the impending flood and tells him to build a very large boat, and with it he preserves the animals and mankind from extinction. In the end the god(s) reward him for his actions.

The End.

Once again, Christianity receives zero points for originality.

256. [UPDATED] Venomous Snakes, Slippery Eels and Harun Yahya

Comment #207592 by Tyler Durden on July 10, 2008 at 3:28 am

Joe,

Qwertyaszx The Almighty actually created the Universe, planet Earth, and all life on it.

For it is written in the sacred texts:

In the beginning there was nothing except for the ice of Qwert, to the north, and the fire of Yaszx, to the south. And from this all life emerged, through the mists of light arose through the darkness, to animate and bring purpose to the myriad and sacred in the different three lower worlds. zx:12-34~

Praise be to Qwertyaszx.

257. Conversation between Richard Dawkins and John Lennox

Comment #207576 by Tyler Durden on July 10, 2008 at 3:02 am

Awww, J.Anderson, don't go, you were so much fun!!

258. Conversation between Richard Dawkins and John Lennox

Comment #207566 by Tyler Durden on July 10, 2008 at 2:50 am

J.Anderson,

"What is your major malfunction, numbnuts? Didn't Mommy and Daddy show you enough attention when you were a child?"

259. Lying for Jesus?

Comment #207560 by Tyler Durden on July 10, 2008 at 2:46 am

Mark Smith: Txpiper, any logical arguments for the existence of God yet?

Comment #207455 by txpiper

But personally, I think prophecies, weighed against probabilities, are compelling evidence.

So that's a no then.

260. Conversation between Richard Dawkins and John Lennox

Comment #207551 by Tyler Durden on July 10, 2008 at 2:37 am

Comment #207543 by J.Anderson

I'm not going to engage in some sort of quote by quote break down of all of the things I find objectionable in this thread.

Then stop moaning ya big windbag!!

In other words, either put up or shut up.

261. New legal threat to school science in the US

Comment #207538 by Tyler Durden on July 10, 2008 at 2:17 am

It's been mentioned here before with regard to teaching ID in schools but I'll repeat it again:

What exactly are they looking to teach alongside evolution? Has anybody read an ID curriculum?

Surely "GodDidIt" would be a very short lesson in biology, physics, astronomy, etc. compared to what is actually known.

Just curious.

262. [UPDATED] Venomous Snakes, Slippery Eels and Harun Yahya

Comment #207194 by Tyler Durden on July 9, 2008 at 9:47 am

Joe Morreale, Time of Death: July 9, 2008 at 9:40am.

263. IT'S A GODDAMNED CRACKER!

Comment #207189 by Tyler Durden on July 9, 2008 at 9:27 am

Comment #207183 by jenlaferriere

maybe I should have buttered up the lord! It may have made his BS a little easier to swallow. :)

And let's not even mention his second coming.

I'll get me coat :)

264. IT'S A GODDAMNED CRACKER!

Comment #207184 by Tyler Durden on July 9, 2008 at 9:21 am

cerad,

Nah, it's just Florida.

265. [UPDATED] Venomous Snakes, Slippery Eels and Harun Yahya

Comment #207179 by Tyler Durden on July 9, 2008 at 9:17 am

Joe,

Your caps lock is back on, again.

(Is he even listening?)

266. [UPDATED] Venomous Snakes, Slippery Eels and Harun Yahya

Comment #207168 by Tyler Durden on July 9, 2008 at 9:06 am

All this waiting around for Joe is killing me, anyone got a cracker? :)

267. [UPDATED] Venomous Snakes, Slippery Eels and Harun Yahya

Comment #207155 by Tyler Durden on July 9, 2008 at 8:55 am

Joe,

You managed to turn you caps lock off, well done!

Round of applause for Joe.

268. IT'S A GODDAMNED CRACKER!

Comment #207154 by Tyler Durden on July 9, 2008 at 8:53 am

If you ask me, it's just a load of symbolics :)

269. [UPDATED] Venomous Snakes, Slippery Eels and Harun Yahya

Comment #207149 by Tyler Durden on July 9, 2008 at 8:46 am

Joe,

What's it like getting hit in the head so often? Man, you must have some headache!

270. [UPDATED] Venomous Snakes, Slippery Eels and Harun Yahya

Comment #207120 by Tyler Durden on July 9, 2008 at 8:06 am

Joe,

Where are you currently living?

(And you caps lock is still on)

271. [UPDATED] Venomous Snakes, Slippery Eels and Harun Yahya

Comment #207118 by Tyler Durden on July 9, 2008 at 8:03 am

Al,

Great job! Kudos.

272. [UPDATED] Venomous Snakes, Slippery Eels and Harun Yahya

Comment #207109 by Tyler Durden on July 9, 2008 at 7:46 am

Joe,

Your caps lock is stuck.

273. IT'S A GODDAMNED CRACKER!

Comment #207033 by Tyler Durden on July 9, 2008 at 5:35 am

Pissing in the holy water font is "nasty" and "crosses the line". This is a storm in a tea-cup. We used to do this as kids.

Burning the flag is slightly different in my book as it represents an entire country.

274. IT'S A GODDAMNED CRACKER!

Comment #207027 by Tyler Durden on July 9, 2008 at 5:22 am

What do want me to do? Tell her it's a cracker and a pile of horse-shit and get over it?

clodhopper,

Yes.

Nobody likes the person who ruins a fantasy (There is no Santa, get over it), but you'll be doing her a favour!

275. IT'S A GODDAMNED CRACKER!

Comment #207022 by Tyler Durden on July 9, 2008 at 5:18 am

Steve,

It's a cracker unless of course they can prove otherwise. Burden of proof, yadda yadda yadda...

As for Mr. Cook's motivation? Who knows?

Nasty is what priests do to little children. This was a cracker.

276. [UPDATED] Venomous Snakes, Slippery Eels and Harun Yahya

Comment #207018 by Tyler Durden on July 9, 2008 at 5:14 am

Why is "clearmind" not on the Alternate Comment Thread?

277. IT'S A GODDAMNED CRACKER!

Comment #207013 by Tyler Durden on July 9, 2008 at 5:09 am

Comment #207005 by mixmastergaz

However absurd others may find the doctrine of transubstantiation to be, it is none-the-less a central tenet of Catholicism.

So? It's still a load of horse-shit, and should be called so accordingly.

What next? Ressurection, also a central tenet of Catholicism, gets a free ride?

It's a cracker! Get. Over. It.

Unless of course they can prove otherwise.

278. IT'S A GODDAMNED CRACKER!

Comment #206983 by Tyler Durden on July 9, 2008 at 3:48 am

And America takes yet another giant leap back into the middle-ages.

Ok, it is only Florida (not that I'm ever going there), but, for goodness sake, I used to like visiting America.

Dear NASA,

Please move your shuttle launches to a different state, I'd really love to come see one in person, but refuse to wade through redneck country to fulfil this wish.

279. Sir John M. Templeton, Philanthropist, Dies at 95

Comment #206355 by Tyler Durden on July 8, 2008 at 9:52 am

To paraphrase Hitch:

"You should speak only good of the dead. Sir John Templeton is dead. Good."

Sorry, Layla, these nutjobs think their money gives them power over the truth, the planet is better off without them (although the money may remain).

280. Sir John M. Templeton, Philanthropist, Dies at 95

Comment #206350 by Tyler Durden on July 8, 2008 at 9:46 am

Gregg,

I think it is:

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/12082681/

(Sorry, I was being facetious in my first post)

281. [UPDATED] Venomous Snakes, Slippery Eels and Harun Yahya

Comment #206331 by Tyler Durden on July 8, 2008 at 9:30 am

Perhaps we could ask Josh to add another link to each post:

Other Comments by ertu | Rank This Comment | Flag as: [troll] [spam] [offensive] [plagiarism]

282. Sir John M. Templeton, Philanthropist, Dies at 95

Comment #206328 by Tyler Durden on July 8, 2008 at 9:26 am

Foundation projects have included a multimillion-dollar study of forgiveness, and a two-year study to demonstrate the effect of prayer on 600 patients about to undergo surgery.

Well, it's a good job Sir John M. Templeton didn't completely waste his fortune.

Oh!

283. [UPDATED] Venomous Snakes, Slippery Eels and Harun Yahya

Comment #206325 by Tyler Durden on July 8, 2008 at 9:24 am

ertu,

Did your God "create" your body with an appendix, a blind spot in your eye, and a tailbone?

Why?

284. [UPDATED] Venomous Snakes, Slippery Eels and Harun Yahya

Comment #206318 by Tyler Durden on July 8, 2008 at 9:14 am

Comment #206316 by ertu

Stolen from:

www.evolutiondeceit.com/chapter19.php

Marked as troll.

Josh, can we move this guy on, please?

285. [UPDATED] Venomous Snakes, Slippery Eels and Harun Yahya

Comment #206307 by Tyler Durden on July 8, 2008 at 8:55 am

All life is the product of a perfect design and a superior creation. This in turn provides concrete evidence for the existence of a Creator, the Possessor of infinite power, knowledge, and intelligence.
That Creator is God

ertu,

Did your God "create" your body with an appendix, a blind spot in your eye, and a tailbone?

Why?

286. [UPDATED] Venomous Snakes, Slippery Eels and Harun Yahya

Comment #206295 by Tyler Durden on July 8, 2008 at 8:28 am

No tea for Philip ;-)

287. [UPDATED] Venomous Snakes, Slippery Eels and Harun Yahya

Comment #206284 by Tyler Durden on July 8, 2008 at 8:15 am

Comment #206278 by ertu

I have given you very powerful evidences and destroyed Darwinism...

No, you have not. You've simply cut 'n' pasted from other websites, passing off other people's work as your own.

You are a thief.

Bye, bye!

288. [UPDATED] Venomous Snakes, Slippery Eels and Harun Yahya

Comment #206271 by Tyler Durden on July 8, 2008 at 8:01 am

Parker: Look, I am - I've heard enough of this, and I'm asking you to pull the plug.

Josh, please.

289. [UPDATED] Venomous Snakes, Slippery Eels and Harun Yahya

Comment #206268 by Tyler Durden on July 8, 2008 at 8:00 am

ertu,

You've stolen this from:

www.evolutiondeceit.com/chapter11_1.php

or

www.islamonline.net/english/Science/2002/09/article06.shtml

Thief.

Nothing original to say?

290. [UPDATED] Venomous Snakes, Slippery Eels and Harun Yahya

Comment #206251 by Tyler Durden on July 8, 2008 at 7:40 am

Comment #206237 by ertu

That diprove the Evolution at the very basic level Now I will prove you this scientifically:

Proteins Challenge Chance
So much for the cell, but the theory of evolution fails even to account for the building-blocks of a cell. The formation, under natural conditions...

ertu, you're doing nothing of the sort. All you're doing is plagiarizing other people's work.

The above post was taken from either www.darwinismrefuted.com/molecular_biology_03.html
or www.evolutiondeceit.com/chapter11.php

Thief.

291. [UPDATED] Venomous Snakes, Slippery Eels and Harun Yahya

Comment #206238 by Tyler Durden on July 8, 2008 at 7:32 am

Just call me Ruled Trendy :)

292. [UPDATED] Venomous Snakes, Slippery Eels and Harun Yahya

Comment #206231 by Tyler Durden on July 8, 2008 at 7:26 am

Comment #206220 by ertu

Read Harun Yahya's books. He destroyed darwinism atheism and matrialism worldwide.

He destryoyed atheism? Really? So you're saying Harun Yahya/Adnan Oktar has proven there is a God/gods???

Where is this proof??

293. [UPDATED] Venomous Snakes, Slippery Eels and Harun Yahya

Comment #206216 by Tyler Durden on July 8, 2008 at 7:15 am

So I'm never gonna get some decent argumentation for the existence of God?

Brian,

Not here, not anywhere :)

294. [UPDATED] Venomous Snakes, Slippery Eels and Harun Yahya

Comment #206186 by Tyler Durden on July 8, 2008 at 6:50 am

The trolls seem to have disappeared (for now).

Thanks be to Quetz!

Earl Grey for everyone.

295. [UPDATED] Venomous Snakes, Slippery Eels and Harun Yahya

Comment #206178 by Tyler Durden on July 8, 2008 at 6:43 am

Comment #206173 by epeeist

And beer? Real beer, not this Miller stuff that people were on about the other day.

I wish. In work at the mo, so afraid no beer, only tea - but it is Earl Grey!!

296. [UPDATED] Venomous Snakes, Slippery Eels and Harun Yahya

Comment #206172 by Tyler Durden on July 8, 2008 at 6:37 am

Comment #206160 by al-rawandi

If you want I can detail a few more ridiculously false statements of the Qur'an. And as an added bonus I will show you how Allah fucked up Arabic grammar in the Qur'an as well... free of charge.

Al, I've got my feet up, a big bag of popcorn in hand, and all afternoon to read.

Let 'er rip :)

297. [UPDATED] Venomous Snakes, Slippery Eels and Harun Yahya

Comment #206154 by Tyler Durden on July 8, 2008 at 6:23 am

Comment #206147 by Mertd

I am sure that the book gives its message very well...

Have you actually read the book?

298. [UPDATED] Venomous Snakes, Slippery Eels and Harun Yahya

Comment #206143 by Tyler Durden on July 8, 2008 at 6:15 am

unityisfact,

So that's a "Yes" to Muhammad being a paedophile? Yes?

299. [UPDATED] Venomous Snakes, Slippery Eels and Harun Yahya

Comment #206132 by Tyler Durden on July 8, 2008 at 6:07 am

Philip, Al,

I read a rumour that Jesus (if he existed) was actually gay, and that Muhammad was a paedophile. Is there any truth to these rumours?

ertu, unityisfact, and clearmind - would you care to comment?

300. [UPDATED] Venomous Snakes, Slippery Eels and Harun Yahya

Comment #206116 by Tyler Durden on July 8, 2008 at 5:43 am

Hmmm, unityisfact is posting again, I guess his God does not exist, or didn't hear my prayer.

I'm going with option #1 there Bob!