351. We need to stop being such cowards about Islam

Comment #230145 by Diacanu on August 14, 2008 at 11:12 am

Greg-

Aheur! Sorry! :P

You pick the next song. :)

352. We need to stop being such cowards about Islam

Comment #230136 by Diacanu on August 14, 2008 at 10:38 am

Gliddy glub gloopy
Nibby nabby noopy
La la la lo lo
Sabba sibby sabba
Nooby abba nabba
Le le lo lo
Tooby ooby walla
Nooby abba naba
Early morning singing song!!

353. We need to stop being such cowards about Islam

Comment #230133 by Diacanu on August 14, 2008 at 10:31 am

*Looks around*

Is it?....is?.....*listens*.....it's over!!

It's overrr!!

She's gone!!

SHE'S GOOONE!!!

*The clouds part*

*A rainbow forms*

*The sun looks down, grins, nods, and goes "mmm hmmm"*

*Birds start cheeping*

*Multi-racial children pop out from behind hay bails and start singing "good morning starshine"*

*The birds keep tune with the song*

*Everyone joins hands and joins in the chorus*

354. We need to stop being such cowards about Islam

Comment #230128 by Diacanu on August 14, 2008 at 10:14 am

And....330, done.

Jayzus H. Keerist!

355. We need to stop being such cowards about Islam

Comment #230127 by Diacanu on August 14, 2008 at 10:09 am

Well, up to post 250 so far.
What a tedious and draining persona this BFKate is.
Does she eventually shut up and go away?

356. The God Delusion

Comment #229732 by Diacanu on August 14, 2008 at 2:03 am

Downunder-

I've replaced the label "god" by the label "life"

*Facepalm*
Not this again.....

357. The God Delusion

Comment #229489 by Diacanu on August 13, 2008 at 5:03 pm

What info_dump said. :P

358. The God Delusion

Comment #229464 by Diacanu on August 13, 2008 at 4:20 pm

I like J Mac's moxie, and I agree.

359. The God Delusion

Comment #229452 by Diacanu on August 13, 2008 at 3:50 pm

Steve-

They will quote-mine and say "look at what gay people post on RD.net".

This is true.

Although why they no longer include blacks and women in their political weaseling can only be chalked up to the very social zeitgeist they refuse to believe in.

Hmph, ain't religion neat?

I've been pondering why religiots have dug in their fingernails on homophobia, and I've concluded it's really their last stand.

I mean, they've lost slavery, they've lost racism, they've lost misogyny, without homophobia, what's really left of christianity?

What's left?
The stupid superstitions, and science is slowly but surely slaughtering those.

And the tedious rituals, and stupid pageants.

And who wants to go through that shit without the superstitions to scare you into them?

So, the whole homophobia thing is the last political axe they get to grind.

It's a pathetic fucking cause, but they'll hang onto it like a drowning man grasping for a branch.

Kinda sad that gets to be the last thing to define this once powerful religion.
"Eeew, pee pee in the bum bum! Yucky poo!".
That's it.
That's all that's left of their political platform.

That, and fetus worship.
But, they seem to be harping more on the gay thing lately.

I think they must smell eventual defeat with the fetus thing, because they know real born living people, even some conservatives, want the goddamned stem cell cures.

I kinda spiraled off into a tangent, didn't I?

Ah well...

..today's been boring, I gotta do something.

360. The God Delusion

Comment #229442 by Diacanu on August 13, 2008 at 3:20 pm

I think I'll just pull up a lawn chair, a bag of salty snacks, and some soda for this one.....

361. The God Delusion

Comment #229433 by Diacanu on August 13, 2008 at 3:09 pm

Steve-

Your attacks are targeted with precision. As Brian said, it may be inappropriate, but it is still targetted.

Well...thanks.

I actually DO try to come in here full of a rage, and throw drunken haymakers at everyone, but some genius chip I don't even know I have must catch me like a net.
*Shrug*

362. The God Delusion

Comment #229427 by Diacanu on August 13, 2008 at 3:01 pm

Brian English-

That's demeaning to DR's missus. Not as demeaning as being married to DR I'm sure, but still, unnecessary. /bad humour

Well, IMO context matters.

I didn't just go "your wife's a cum-catcher".

I pretty much said DR must think of her that way the way he always parades her in his "I have to run away!", excuses.

It was part of a larger point, which in turn was part of a larger argument.

But still...

363. The God Delusion

Comment #229421 by Diacanu on August 13, 2008 at 2:55 pm

Steve-

Dude...I called DR's wife a cum-catcher.
How am I not perverse??

364. The God Delusion

Comment #229402 by Diacanu on August 13, 2008 at 2:30 pm

Quetz-

Oh, I know about Goatse, wrote a rant about it once even.
http://www.network54.com/Forum/17956/message/1093479783/"Goatse rant"

Just didn't know why it made Steve flip out.
Didja see it, Steve?
Was just confused how one word could cause such a kerfuffle is all....

365. The God Delusion

Comment #229396 by Diacanu on August 13, 2008 at 2:15 pm

Steve-

what did KKelly say that was so hideous?

Did he edit his comment, and I missed it?

366. Do stop behaving as if you are God, Professor Dawkins

Comment #229305 by Diacanu on August 13, 2008 at 10:50 am

How many have we got now?
Is it divisible by seven?

367. Do stop behaving as if you are God, Professor Dawkins

Comment #229293 by Diacanu on August 13, 2008 at 10:28 am

So Red Dwarf is a Native American?

It's cooold outsiiiide no kid of atmosphere, I'm all alone, more or less, let me flyyy far away from here, fun, fun, fuuun, in the sun sun, suuun.

368. Do stop behaving as if you are God, Professor Dawkins

Comment #229289 by Diacanu on August 13, 2008 at 10:25 am

Saliva!

369. Do stop behaving as if you are God, Professor Dawkins

Comment #229285 by Diacanu on August 13, 2008 at 10:23 am

Menstration, vaginal lubricant,....

370. Do stop behaving as if you are God, Professor Dawkins

Comment #229239 by Diacanu on August 13, 2008 at 9:02 am

Prankster, no!! We need you!!
Nooo-ho-ho-hoooo!!!

*Curls up into fetal position, and sobs for several minutes*

....that does it....we've lost Prankster forever....Nightwatchman...must pay...B-(

371. Do stop behaving as if you are God, Professor Dawkins

Comment #229226 by Diacanu on August 13, 2008 at 8:40 am

Nightwatchman spamming your forum up with bullshit?

Try Shmegalamonga!!

http://dickynoo.blogspot.com/

Shmegalamonga only puts up a link, not material!

Cuz that's how you plug a fuggin' site, bung-lip!!

372. Conversation between Richard Dawkins and John Lennox

Comment #229216 by Diacanu on August 13, 2008 at 8:28 am

Quetz-

Rawk!!

"(warning it is very explicit)", oooo!! He almost makes me scared of myself!!

I must be really desensitized.
Breaking sex down to a series of bodily functions just seems like a National Geographic special to me.
And I don't have a superstitious fear of "curse", words, which is probably why I freely let fly with 'em like a tourrettes patient.
They're just fuckin' words, folks.

I thought the point I made amidst my "explicit", language was a valid one.

Leave it to a superstitious victimhood addict to dodge that point because I didn't present it in a "nice", way.
Why do I get the feeling if I'd polished it up and made it G rated, he still would've dodged it.

After all, TGD is..hmm...PG tops. TOPS!
And look how that makes Davey whine.

373. Common New Atheist Fallacies

Comment #228907 by Diacanu on August 12, 2008 at 7:31 pm

Excuse me, Styrer, his FUCKIN' ass.

Of the ass.

374. Common New Atheist Fallacies

Comment #228906 by Diacanu on August 12, 2008 at 7:29 pm

Brian English-

S'why I told him to blow it out his ass.

375. Common New Atheist Fallacies

Comment #228900 by Diacanu on August 12, 2008 at 7:03 pm

Blow it out your ass.

376. Do stop behaving as if you are God, Professor Dawkins

Comment #228657 by Diacanu on August 12, 2008 at 10:50 am

Quetz-

How were the pancakes?

Actually, I had 'em yesterday.

*Wavey hand* meh.

It was really a reference to the Prince episode of Chappelle show.

377. Do stop behaving as if you are God, Professor Dawkins

Comment #228650 by Diacanu on August 12, 2008 at 10:39 am

Quetz-

Weird how in one post Nightwatchman condemns the Bible, yet in another he is looking to it to affirm his beliefs.

It's a tradition that goes back to...well, the writing of the fucking bible, really.

378. Do stop behaving as if you are God, Professor Dawkins

Comment #228637 by Diacanu on August 12, 2008 at 10:12 am

This bores me.
I'm going to go play basketball, and make pancakes.

379. Do stop behaving as if you are God, Professor Dawkins

Comment #228623 by Diacanu on August 12, 2008 at 9:39 am

Bonzai-

Done.

380. Do stop behaving as if you are God, Professor Dawkins

Comment #228616 by Diacanu on August 12, 2008 at 9:31 am

nightwatchman-

The powers of the mind and soul are very real.

Shoot yourself, and show me how that works.

381. Evangelically Serious Science

Comment #228294 by Diacanu on August 11, 2008 at 7:04 pm

Just caught up on this thread..and wow...teratornis and his sex robots...hmm..

Well, that goes into my "ammo for the future", file. *evil grin*

382. Conversation between Richard Dawkins and John Lennox

Comment #227849 by Diacanu on August 10, 2008 at 10:59 pm

I got a question for Davey R.

Davey, put your theoretical goggles on here.

Say, someday, somehow, one of us constructs the right word combination, unlocks the stubborn clasp in your head, and makes you realize religion is bullshit.

Let's just say that.
Sake of argument.

Then, fast forward, you've gotten past all the "wah, wah, wah, it's such a bleak worldview, wah, wah", bullshit, and you've soaked a couple boxes of Kleenexe, moved on, and gotten down to the business of living.

What would you do with yourself?

And you're not allowed to pick suicide.

What would you do?

Is there anything, ANYTHING in your life not touched by the whole Abrahamic myth concoction that you could do with your future with a God-free brain?

Is there nothing you could find yourself living for?

383. Conversation between Richard Dawkins and John Lennox

Comment #227671 by Diacanu on August 10, 2008 at 12:54 pm

Quine-

*Applauds and nods*

Well played, sir. ;)

384. Conversation between Richard Dawkins and John Lennox

Comment #227630 by Diacanu on August 10, 2008 at 11:48 am

Quine-

The Language of God

If that's what Robertson is speaking, then God's got a mouthfull of dogshit.

385. Conversation between Richard Dawkins and John Lennox

Comment #227546 by Diacanu on August 10, 2008 at 8:49 am

Clearthinker-

In a way I am sorry that you have had to be exposed to Diancu's sickening and disgusting display of 'reason'.

Aww, you're such a victim.

So much so you can't lay out how the magic of your imaginary friend works.

Yeah, but you were going to back up how you could tear me to shreds in a debate, right, Davey?

Or, can I count on all your counter-arguments being "Vah-vah!! You used bad words!! I'm telling mommy!!"?

386. Conversation between Richard Dawkins and John Lennox

Comment #227442 by Diacanu on August 9, 2008 at 11:45 pm

B-)

387. Conversation between Richard Dawkins and John Lennox

Comment #227439 by Diacanu on August 9, 2008 at 11:35 pm

Steve-
So...should I take back my lovely rant?

....no, fuck him.
Day I back down from a weasel like that is the day I fucking kill myself.

Bring it on, Robertson, you slimy little twerp.

388. Conversation between Richard Dawkins and John Lennox

Comment #227371 by Diacanu on August 9, 2008 at 6:27 pm

8teist-

Thats creotards for ya.

Habitual bullshit artists?
Indeed.

I`m sure his flock of sheeple eat his shit with a spoon.

Of course.

389. Conversation between Richard Dawkins and John Lennox

Comment #227353 by Diacanu on August 9, 2008 at 6:01 pm

8teist-

Well, if his marriage is sexless, and his job is con-man, then what was he bragging about?

And if he wasn't bragging, it was talking for the sake of talking, and that pretty much admits it was an evasion tactic.

390. Conversation between Richard Dawkins and John Lennox

Comment #227260 by Diacanu on August 9, 2008 at 2:59 pm

Clearthinker-

this is because I have a life, a wife and a job

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I hear this shit all the time.

Your lot is always too busy to answer the tough questions, but never too busy to post just enough to spray a cloud of trolling bullshit.

Do you guys get this shit out of a handbook?
Is there a secret site somewhere where you clowns synchronize your brains to sound exactly the same?

And there's always mention of a wife.
You guys can't resist throwing in that you have a mate, like we give a shit.
Just say you're busy, I don't care about your sex life.
Got a wife? Fine, fuck her.
Fuck her all fucking day, and don't post here anymore.
I mean, you don't have a real job, call out sick, and have an all day fuckfest.
Go through the Kama Sutra a couple times.
Long as it shuts your fucking little clam yap.

Oh, was that uncouth of me?
What were you bragging up the wife for then if not the fucking?
"Look at me, look at me, I've got a cum-catcher!", right?
Ain't that what you're saying?
No? Then what?
Oh, somebody loves you?
Big fucking deal.
Ted Bundy got love letters, didn't make him a good guy.
Meaningless.

Your heart works, your dick works, how about your brain?
That's what I give a shit about.
Does your fucking brain work?
You have yet to prove this to my satisfaction.
And when pressed on the matter, you become intransigent and elusive.
And when pressed on that, you once again credit your functioning pecker.
And then pat yourself on the back for being a good debater.
It's quite tedious.
Please, break the cycle, I implore you.

391. Conversation between Richard Dawkins and John Lennox

Comment #227245 by Diacanu on August 9, 2008 at 2:45 pm

Bonzai-

But there is no logical fallacy in thinking that God could work that kind of miracle.

What you are actually doing is to invent an all purpose escape clause from logic you can invoke in any and all occasions that suit your purpose and call it "God". You may as well say "by magic" the big Wizard can suspend the laws nature and does anything he likes.

This is a mockery of logic.

Wow, he actually pulled out the dusty old "it doesn't have to make your kind of sense, it's MAGIC!", argument.

Doesn't give me much hope of him backing up his sneering at me with some actual reasoned case.

Not that I had any anyway.

392. Conversation between Richard Dawkins and John Lennox

Comment #227199 by Diacanu on August 9, 2008 at 1:28 pm

Clearthinker-

Try that logic in debate..

Okay, I will.

Prove me wrong.

Shut me up with an argument for the existence of the Christian God that isn't laced with bullshit.

Whollup me.

Go on, do it.

I'm all hot and ready for a spanking.

393. Conversation between Richard Dawkins and John Lennox

Comment #227192 by Diacanu on August 9, 2008 at 1:15 pm

Hellene-

proves to me that you are a manipulating little man.

Congratulations, you figured out the essence of Robertson's core being within 3 posts.
That's gotta be a new record.

394. Conversation between Richard Dawkins and John Lennox

Comment #227189 by Diacanu on August 9, 2008 at 1:12 pm

Diacanu-

I would, however, pardon his past outbursts,

Not me.
Some shit has to be unforgivable, and some people have to be opposed.

Unconditional forgiveness is for Jesus, and even that's a bunch of spin by the church of lies.

395. Conversation between Richard Dawkins and John Lennox

Comment #227183 by Diacanu on August 9, 2008 at 1:06 pm

Quetz-

Awsome, thanks.
*Thumbs up*

396. Conversation between Richard Dawkins and John Lennox

Comment #227174 by Diacanu on August 9, 2008 at 1:02 pm

JAMCAM-

Click "other comments by Clearthinker", on one of his posts, and/or Google up all posts by David Robertson, or Wee Flea.

397. Conversation between Richard Dawkins and John Lennox

Comment #227169 by Diacanu on August 9, 2008 at 12:58 pm

JAMCAM-

I haven't got the quote on me, Paula Kirby probably does, but among other things, he exploited the story of a couple's dying baby to say that atheists would only see that child as a "throwaway survival machine".

It was a scumbag argument, and it was scumbag to use the private tragedy of his friends to make the argument.
And that's if it were true.
He could've made that shit up, which would make him a scumbag LIAR.
He loses either way.

I do not like that man.
There isn't a quark in his carcass I find redeeming after that.

398. Conversation between Richard Dawkins and John Lennox

Comment #227164 by Diacanu on August 9, 2008 at 12:51 pm

JAMCAM87-

I'm sorry but I don't understand why clearthinker is seen as a troll.

You haven't been around long enough.
He's said some vile shit.

He is probably quite a nice guy.

*Shakes head "no", with with a concerned frown*

399. Conversation between Richard Dawkins and John Lennox

Comment #227158 by Diacanu on August 9, 2008 at 12:39 pm

Clearthinker-

Anyone who believes in the Virgin Birth is de facto stupid -

No, that they give me no reason to believe it besides a shoddily written book of fairy tales makes them de facto stupid.

Give me some historical/forensic evidence, i might consider it.

Right now, there's as much reason to believe in the virgin birth, as there is for fucking Leprechauns.
Hey, I'll believe in fucking Leprechauns if you bring me one to look over.
A bunch of double talk about flowers and sunrises being so pretty, Leprechauns must live in them, that ain't gonna do it, bucko.

400. Conversation between Richard Dawkins and John Lennox

Comment #227154 by Diacanu on August 9, 2008 at 12:33 pm

Clearthinker-

Long live Dawkins....I can't listen to this drivel....Lennox should be shot. Glad to see that the oasis of clear thinking is keeping up its usual high standards of debate!

here we fucking go again.

Whining about your feelings, and that no one is "nice", to you, instead of ever having an actual argument on your side.

I now understand why most atheist apologists prefer to preach to the converted or stick within the comfortable citadels of your own websites and group dynamics. You usually get hammered when you come out and try to logically reason with others who do not share your viewpoint.

Well, I've yet to see you pull out anything resembling logic.
You holding some back for some inexplicable reason?

That is because for you it is not about logic, reason or seeking truth.

Can't speak for the others, but it is for me.
Religion has bullshit, atheism doesn't.
I sized the two up for a long time with an unbiased eye.
Atheism wins.

You got some religious apologia for me that doesn't have a drop of bullshit in it?
Plop it up on the counter, and let me have a good look at it.

You already know the truth.

Nope, I'm willing to be persuaded.
Give me some evidence.
Give me a bullshit-free argument.

It appears that in the great battle for the hearts and minds of the West...

Personally, I don't give a fuck for hearts and minds, I care what's true.
If everyone on earth but me believed in the tooth fairy, it wouldn't make the fucking tooth fairy real.
That religion keeps boasting of the numbers of its fanclub, and thinks this is an argument is obscene to me.

...the majority voted for the motion that there is a God.

Again, don't care.
And again, that's not an argument.
Give me evidence that god is real.
You actually seem contented with the prospect that if everyone shares your delusion, that's real enough.
That's pretty twisted.
And it's even more twisted that there seems to be not a single braincell in your being that realizes just how twisted.

- the more we seem to gain.

That seems to be the clearest admission possible that it's all about politics for you fucks.
You don't give a fuck about it being true on not, so long as everyone believes your fairy tales, and thus keeps you relevant.
in a saner world, you wouldn't be.
You'd have to get a real job, and that scares the fuck out of you.

Well, be scared, asshat.
You can't keep people stupid forever.
You'd have to commit a massive humanitarian crime of epic scale to stop the information flow now.
And a toad like you hasn't got the grapes.