351. Why Islam Is Unfunny for a Cartoonist

Comment #225141 by Tezcatlipoca on August 6, 2008 at 9:15 am

The dogs are hideous (which is why they have intrinsic cuteness). I think it is yet one more attempt by TWP to hijack threads and turn them into a dating thread. It's the puppy gambit...

;)

re 225061 and on I think the discussion is getting constructive. It is good to see.

352. [UPDATED] Venomous Snakes, Slippery Eels and Harun Yahya

Comment #224654 by Tezcatlipoca on August 5, 2008 at 10:02 am

re 224653-

Beats working

353. [UPDATED] Venomous Snakes, Slippery Eels and Harun Yahya

Comment #224652 by Tezcatlipoca on August 5, 2008 at 9:53 am

Joe,

Here's a few more...

The Blank Slate- Steven Pinker

Genome- Matt Ridley

On The Origin of Species- Charles Darwin

Evolution- Jean-Baptiste de Panafieu

Cosmos- Carl Sagan

The Demon Haunted World- Carl Sagan

Darwins Dangerous Idea- Daniel Dennett

Creationism's Trojan Horse- Barbara Forrest, Paul R. Gross

Evolution: What the Fossils Say and Why It Matters- Donald R. Prothero

354. [UPDATED] Venomous Snakes, Slippery Eels and Harun Yahya

Comment #224649 by Tezcatlipoca on August 5, 2008 at 9:47 am

Joe,

Here's a reading list for you.

The Ancester's Tale- Richard Dawkins

The Selfish Gene - Richard Dawkins

The Blind Watchmaker- Richard Dawkins

Unweaving the Rainbow- Richard Dawkins

Climbing Mount Improbable- Richard Dawkins

355. [UPDATED] Venomous Snakes, Slippery Eels and Harun Yahya

Comment #224643 by Tezcatlipoca on August 5, 2008 at 9:32 am

Joe,

How can Yo-Yo publicly debate Dawkins? He's in prison!

Also, is Earth a flat disk?

356. [UPDATED] Venomous Snakes, Slippery Eels and Harun Yahya

Comment #224160 by Tezcatlipoca on August 4, 2008 at 8:45 am

Damn Joe,

I thought you were a gardner not a miner...

How was your vacation/hiatus/incarceration by the way? Did the nuthouse give you a furlow?

357. To beat extremism we must dissolve religious groups

Comment #222052 by Tezcatlipoca on July 30, 2008 at 1:49 pm

What's wrong with sandals?

*thrusts his blue Keen's up in the air*

I prefer my huaraches azules and they can be thrown in with the laundry. Not very good around here after the middle of November though.

My shoemaking grandfather from Pirmasens would be rolling over in his grave. No matter how well made they are.

358. A third of Muslim students back killings

Comment #221569 by Tezcatlipoca on July 29, 2008 at 8:03 pm

TWP re 671

As usual Pat Robertson was wrong.

You are demonspawn.

Not that that's a bad thing...

359. A third of Muslim students back killings

Comment #221313 by Tezcatlipoca on July 29, 2008 at 1:54 pm

So,

Anime is the video form and Manga is print?

360. Catholics To Pope: Lift Birth Control Ban

Comment #221303 by Tezcatlipoca on July 29, 2008 at 1:45 pm

Cordelia Cookie Monster arrived on the porch 2 years ago. She is now a 3 year old chocolate lab/pit mix. She's a sexy bitch.

361. Catholics To Pope: Lift Birth Control Ban

Comment #221300 by Tezcatlipoca on July 29, 2008 at 1:40 pm

Well,

I had Piglet stroll onto my porch. Pregnant. So with her came Mako, Romeo, Ngaday, and the one who was given away. Ngaday went to my Ojibway friend. I think it means "little shit" or something like that.

I still have Mako and Romeo. Romeo left me a little present on the bathroom floor yesterday evening. Perhaps it was commentary. Regardless. It was disgusting.

362. A third of Muslim students back killings

Comment #221288 by Tezcatlipoca on July 29, 2008 at 1:36 pm

kkelly,

obviously you haven't seen Iron Monkey. Ten foot poles...no problem...not even when they are on fire.

363. Faith is not the answer

Comment #221286 by Tezcatlipoca on July 29, 2008 at 1:33 pm

I don't have my pizza delivered. I jump in my Taurus to go the 5 blocks to pick it up. Saves me 1.25 in delivery charges...hahaha...

364. A third of Muslim students back killings

Comment #221274 by Tezcatlipoca on July 29, 2008 at 1:24 pm

I don't know if chucking TWP into oncoming traffic would work due to her being a kung fu movie afficionado. She'd just super jump into a tree or on top of a roof or wall...

365. A third of Muslim students back killings

Comment #221261 by Tezcatlipoca on July 29, 2008 at 1:16 pm

TWP. Okay. I just see the certification process as being a form of necessary state dictation of standards.

I'm glad I didn't get whacked.

When I was a kindergartner Kim Adams, a fellow kindergartner, used to kick me in the shins. It made a quite painful impression...

366. A third of Muslim students back killings

Comment #221236 by Tezcatlipoca on July 29, 2008 at 12:58 pm

I "multi-task" at work as well. My "production" is in the top 1%. My boss doesn't say anything when I multi task reading the paper as well. When they get on me I show them what my production is when I am bored.

367. A third of Muslim students back killings

Comment #221221 by Tezcatlipoca on July 29, 2008 at 12:46 pm

TWP, "but I do respect that it's not the states right to dictate what parent's teach their kids"

So, there should be no state standards for certification? (GED, H.S. Diploma) No standardized testing? How would we ascertain who gains admitance to public universities?

368. Council ban on atheist websites

Comment #221178 by Tezcatlipoca on July 29, 2008 at 12:06 pm

This is the "old country" Birmingham...

369. Council ban on atheist websites

Comment #221135 by Tezcatlipoca on July 29, 2008 at 11:15 am

I was raised on saturday morning looney toons so I appreciate the tasteful (grin) application of slapstick violence to the deserving.

370. Council ban on atheist websites

Comment #221126 by Tezcatlipoca on July 29, 2008 at 11:03 am

TWP

the visual of you beating the stupidity out of people with the bat... I think my coworkers are reaching for the nets and jacket due to my inability to contain my chortling.

371. Council ban on atheist websites

Comment #221105 by Tezcatlipoca on July 29, 2008 at 10:43 am

hmmm, does this mean they are blocked from rd.net! I'd be willing to donate a hellbore cannon or two for the cause...all other fictional armaments available at a generous discount.

372. Catholics To Pope: Lift Birth Control Ban

Comment #221101 by Tezcatlipoca on July 29, 2008 at 10:41 am

FTR I hear mine is like nectar, due to clean living and the pure water of the saginaw aquafier...

that's my story and I'm sticking to it. Plenty of "testimonials" and anecdotal evidence availible... ;)

373. A third of Muslim students back killings

Comment #221089 by Tezcatlipoca on July 29, 2008 at 10:29 am

My sister's partner got hired within the last year in Hillsborough county by Tampa because of the negative publicity due to understaffing problems in CPS there.

374. Catholics To Pope: Lift Birth Control Ban

Comment #221030 by Tezcatlipoca on July 29, 2008 at 9:27 am

RE 259 2nd paragraph.

Sounds like the actions of clergy...

375. Catholics To Pope: Lift Birth Control Ban

Comment #221021 by Tezcatlipoca on July 29, 2008 at 9:19 am

Dammit I was eating Austin Cheese crackers with peanut butter filling!

376. A third of Muslim students back killings

Comment #220955 by Tezcatlipoca on July 29, 2008 at 8:22 am

I liked Iron Monkey before Hollywood re dubbed it. The sycophant was way more hilarious with the original voice they gave him.

377. A third of Muslim students back killings

Comment #220479 by Tezcatlipoca on July 28, 2008 at 1:37 pm

C'mon seriously,

As a registered dealer of arms suitable and appropriate for the most acrimonious of flame wars I recommend energy weapons. Anything from man portable hellbores to bolo mounted units capable of downing spacecraft...

378. [UPDATED] Venomous Snakes, Slippery Eels and Harun Yahya

Comment #220474 by Tezcatlipoca on July 28, 2008 at 1:31 pm

Hmmm,

maybe someone should photoshop lieberman's grill into palpatines cowl.

379. [UPDATED] Venomous Snakes, Slippery Eels and Harun Yahya

Comment #220457 by Tezcatlipoca on July 28, 2008 at 1:10 pm

I've called momo a paedophile numerous times and told Joe he should, as Al-Rawandi suggests, look into the healing properties of camel piss but so far nuthin. I expect the ephitet of "atheist scum" to be delivered in an Emperor Palpatine voice by the way.

380. [UPDATED] Venomous Snakes, Slippery Eels and Harun Yahya

Comment #220444 by Tezcatlipoca on July 28, 2008 at 12:52 pm

Hey Joe,

More news about your religion of peace...

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/25880699

381. Richard Dawkins slaps creationists into the primordial soup

Comment #218828 by Tezcatlipoca on July 25, 2008 at 6:11 pm

CA-"I think talking instead of violence or anger can bring America back to how we once were. A nation of peace."

ah hah hah hah haaaa!!!

and

"You know Christianity isn't the center of my life"


Apparently not. Your delusions, they are aplenty.

So dog gets a get out of jail card on all the nasty microscopic and evolving pathogins. to parapharase- "You got yourself raped girl! Going out in public dressed like that."

382. Richard Dawkins slaps creationists into the primordial soup

Comment #218821 by Tezcatlipoca on July 25, 2008 at 6:04 pm

SorryChristian-"Curing Polio and smallpox, ebola and providing clean drinking water is wonderful"

So causing Polio, smallpox, ebola etc is not "wonderful". So your god is a malevolent prick then...

383. Are the 'New Atheists' avoiding the 'real arguments'?

Comment #218803 by Tezcatlipoca on July 25, 2008 at 5:50 pm

Black Mamba-"you should spend your time learning about the great prophet-peace be upon him."

Umm, would that be the prophet that bangs 9 year olds and drinks camel piss?

p.s. didn't you get both your eyes gouged out in Kill Bill 2?

384. Red hot enlightenment led me to believe in one fewer god

Comment #218769 by Tezcatlipoca on July 25, 2008 at 5:02 pm

My post said "One night like that can make any man a god" I think...

385. Red hot enlightenment led me to believe in one fewer god

Comment #218761 by Tezcatlipoca on July 25, 2008 at 4:58 pm

Carto,

glad you are back from Mitch Hewer...land

386. Red hot enlightenment led me to believe in one fewer god

Comment #218751 by Tezcatlipoca on July 25, 2008 at 4:48 pm

Nocte una quivis vel deus esse potest

propertius 2.15.40

387. Richard Dawkins slaps creationists into the primordial soup

Comment #218728 by Tezcatlipoca on July 25, 2008 at 4:18 pm

If it's typed then published in a forum or thread wouldn't it be a form of libel rather than slander? Or because of the somewhat conversational form is it slander?

388. Red hot enlightenment led me to believe in one fewer god

Comment #218494 by Tezcatlipoca on July 25, 2008 at 1:25 pm

kkelly, I wasn't going to go to saran wrap, but I'm aware of it's uses.

Maybe Jess will do a Valtrex commercial?

389. Red hot enlightenment led me to believe in one fewer god

Comment #218490 by Tezcatlipoca on July 25, 2008 at 1:22 pm

My friends keep trying to drag me to "now" with my ranting emails I send them. "you should blog it" Screw you! Read your damn emails!

Hahaha!

390. Red hot enlightenment led me to believe in one fewer god

Comment #218485 by Tezcatlipoca on July 25, 2008 at 1:20 pm

re.218478 By Momo's standards then she's 3years past her prime...

391. Red hot enlightenment led me to believe in one fewer god

Comment #218480 by Tezcatlipoca on July 25, 2008 at 1:17 pm

Ladies and Gentlemen,

We're not Catholics. We can use condoms! Re. #218470

392. Red hot enlightenment led me to believe in one fewer god

Comment #218475 by Tezcatlipoca on July 25, 2008 at 1:13 pm

aww, man, I just regurged into my mouth. I went to http://musingsofastrangemind.blogspot.com/ and read todays post. I got to the part where Richard said, "You can love Him, Jon, because He first loved you."

Luckily I have a travel bottle of Listerine at my desk.

393. Red hot enlightenment led me to believe in one fewer god

Comment #218465 by Tezcatlipoca on July 25, 2008 at 1:06 pm

"I'm allergic to relationships"

Hmm, that's what my last interest (The Cold Hearted Bitch...her label...) always used to say. I countered with chocolate. An equilibrium of sorts was reached.

twp...yes, as far as bodies go hers is pretty smokin'

394. [UPDATED] Venomous Snakes, Slippery Eels and Harun Yahya

Comment #218458 by Tezcatlipoca on July 25, 2008 at 1:04 pm

I think you misunderstand Joe. I'll explain it for you.

She isn't his property. We also understand that we are responsible for our actions. So when we see a woman's ankles (oh my!!!) we don't feel this is an excuse to rape her. I know the concept is difficult Joe. Personal responsibility. Look into it. It doesn't require your imaginary sky god or it's paedophilic prophet.

395. [UPDATED] Venomous Snakes, Slippery Eels and Harun Yahya

Comment #218442 by Tezcatlipoca on July 25, 2008 at 12:49 pm

What do you think of honour killing Joe? If your wife drives herself somewhere, without covering herself, should she be stoned, disfigured or just beaten?

396. [UPDATED] Venomous Snakes, Slippery Eels and Harun Yahya

Comment #218427 by Tezcatlipoca on July 25, 2008 at 12:37 pm

Sorry Joe,

as TWP is (I assume) older than 6 I must agree she isn't marriage material according to your paedophilic prophet. I know this must be disappointing to you. Get over it.

Joe said, "blah, blah, blah..." Cut and plagierize "blah, blah, blah..."

397. Red hot enlightenment led me to believe in one fewer god

Comment #218399 by Tezcatlipoca on July 25, 2008 at 11:38 am

Especially in a cowgirl vest and chaps...

398. [UPDATED] Venomous Snakes, Slippery Eels and Harun Yahya

Comment #218384 by Tezcatlipoca on July 25, 2008 at 10:52 am

Indeed,

Not only will I dismember with my vorpal macahuitl but I will do it with the fury of Woden.

399. [UPDATED] Venomous Snakes, Slippery Eels and Harun Yahya

Comment #218368 by Tezcatlipoca on July 25, 2008 at 10:16 am

TWP,

your one finger salute...hahahahaha.

My mother is a naturalized citizen of the U.S. from Deutschland. When my sister and I were in the 5 and 7 year old range driving with my mother (no seat belts, no child seats...) we would often cheerfully correct her as she gave someone who cut her off a hearty one finger salute extending her ring finger....

400. Islam subway ads cause stir in New York

Comment #218305 by Tezcatlipoca on July 25, 2008 at 7:36 am

I found this post on skepchick interesting.

www.skepchick.org/blog/?p=1343#more-1343

I went to a Women of Color conference at Univ. of Michigan this spring and heard a lot of commentary that I sum up as "who the fuck made white middle class women the vangard of the movement?"