Comments by Diacanu

401. Large Hadron Collider readies for world's biggest experiment

Comment #243391 by Diacanu on September 5, 2008 at 3:59 pm

...I didn't just kill the thread, I killed the whole damned front page. *smirk*

402. Large Hadron Collider readies for world's biggest experiment

Comment #243390 by Diacanu on September 5, 2008 at 3:48 pm

Dhamma-

Ha!

That's the beauty with forums. They start with debates on the LHC and end up with debates on Lithuanian mail order brides.

Dawkins must be proud of his members :)

Oh man, yeah, that reminds me, been meaning to tell ya....

I swear, I saw the old dude in your av in a porno!

He was banging "Lara Latex".
She's a hot little British piece of ass, lemme tell ya.
She's the porno twin of Tilda Swinton.
Yum yum.

And if by chance, that avatar pic is you, and you were in that flick *applause* good show, old boy!!

Well done, well done, old bean.
Yes, quite right.

403. Large Hadron Collider readies for world's biggest experiment

Comment #243365 by Diacanu on September 5, 2008 at 2:15 pm

Apathy Personified-

I've already added yours -

Cool. :D

Where does the title come from?

It's a word (I think) I heard in "Moron Movies".

It's a series of little 10-20 second shorts done on a literally zero budget, and one of them a guy gets a big spoon shoved in his face full of what looks like squash with birthday candles in it, and a voice offscreen says "have some shmegalamonga!".

And the guy holds his hand in front of the spoon, and goes "how do ya spell it? I don't eat what I can't spell!".

....boring story, I know. :P
I just like the word.
Pretty sure I misheard it.
If so, it's all mine. B)

404. Large Hadron Collider readies for world's biggest experiment

Comment #243359 by Diacanu on September 5, 2008 at 2:01 pm

Quetz-

Oooh, purty!

405. Large Hadron Collider readies for world's biggest experiment

Comment #243355 by Diacanu on September 5, 2008 at 1:59 pm

Apathy-

Cool. Done. :)

Oh, and...

http://dickynoo.blogspot.com/

406. Large Hadron Collider readies for world's biggest experiment

Comment #243350 by Diacanu on September 5, 2008 at 1:43 pm

Quetz-
Cool thanks. :)

Apathy, can I add you to my blog list?
:D

407. Large Hadron Collider readies for world's biggest experiment

Comment #243343 by Diacanu on September 5, 2008 at 1:36 pm

Quetz-

You, Diacanu and myself have all picked very appropriate names for our blogs.

Heh. :)

Hey, I don't recall seeing Apathy's blog.
Apathy, you gotta put that in your profile, man.

408. Large Hadron Collider readies for world's biggest experiment

Comment #243319 by Diacanu on September 5, 2008 at 12:31 pm

*Awakens from elections induced doze*

S'nuh! Uh! Ahuhuh!!

Ah, finally something fucking interesting!!

409. Palin: average isn't good enough

Comment #242511 by Diacanu on September 4, 2008 at 1:23 am

Roger-

"God Guns and Guts"

Yhep, but presented like..

"Food, folks, and fun! Food, folks, and fun!!".

(Click pic link for full effect)

http://msp145.photobucket.com/albums/r226/aviner1013/ronald_mcdonald_jumping.jpg

410. Palin: average isn't good enough

Comment #242492 by Diacanu on September 3, 2008 at 10:57 pm

There, there's my exasperated rant for the night.

G'night, folks.

411. Palin: average isn't good enough

Comment #242490 by Diacanu on September 3, 2008 at 10:49 pm

Hypoluxa-

When will our country wake up and get with REALITY!

Well, if history is anything to go by, rational people learn not to touch a hot burner after getting burnt once, and the rest of the dumbasses wait 'til their hand BURNS THE FUCK OFF!!

They have to do it.
They can't just LET GO of a bad idea, no, they need to RUN IT MILES INTO THE GROUND to be SURE it's a fuckin' flop.

You just gotta wait it out.
Only other thing that stops the process is to physically kill them.
And there's not enough bullets for all the morons in the world.

So yeah, going back to the stove burner, we have to wait until that last coating of ligament and binding cartilage blackens and crisps away, and they'll be on the same page as us.

...for five seconds until they find the next limb to burn off on the next stupid thing.

412. Palin: average isn't good enough

Comment #242489 by Diacanu on September 3, 2008 at 10:41 pm

Fuck, this is still going???

413. Palin: average isn't good enough

Comment #242320 by Diacanu on September 3, 2008 at 2:38 pm

Quetz-

then I'm sure RD will pay attention to you again.

Again??? *Eyes dart in paranoia*

414. Palin: average isn't good enough

Comment #242309 by Diacanu on September 3, 2008 at 2:28 pm

al-rawandi-

I think they are both a bunch of lying thieves.

Don't forget murderers!! :D

415. Palin: average isn't good enough

Comment #242304 by Diacanu on September 3, 2008 at 2:25 pm

Diacanu-

Mmmmmm wassabism.....*drool, gurgle, gurgle*

http://boozenews.ca/nucleus/media/1/20061108-Wasabi.jpg

(As Richard Dawkins)
Do you seriously think that's funny?
Ew, you're a horrid little mahn!
Gowe awaye!
Gowe awaye!
Nowe, nowe, this site isn't for you, gowe awaye!
Horrid, horrid.
Nowe!

....he's not reading this thread anymore, is he?

He's like a teacher, sneaks up behind me every time I'm being an ass for the class. :P

416. Palin: average isn't good enough

Comment #242295 by Diacanu on September 3, 2008 at 2:21 pm

Mmmmmm wassabism.....*drool, gurgle, gurgle*

http://boozenews.ca/nucleus/media/1/20061108-Wasabi.jpg

417. Palin: average isn't good enough

Comment #242253 by Diacanu on September 3, 2008 at 1:51 pm

Ian-

Will there be blood in the puke?
If so, I think that answers my question way back on post 246.

418. Palin: average isn't good enough

Comment #242210 by Diacanu on September 3, 2008 at 1:18 pm

Said it before, I'll say it again.
Bimbos ruin everything.

419. Palin: average isn't good enough

Comment #242199 by Diacanu on September 3, 2008 at 1:07 pm

Fanusi-

Ah, yes, Mark Steyn, the conservative answer to Bill Hicks.

420. Palin: average isn't good enough

Comment #242145 by Diacanu on September 3, 2008 at 12:26 pm

Al-

Are these our saviors?

People who look for saviors are always looking in the wrong direction.

I'm my own damned hero

421. Palin: average isn't good enough

Comment #242135 by Diacanu on September 3, 2008 at 12:16 pm

Ian-

C) I suspect Obama of lying, I'm not "okay", with it, but that's how dirty the American game of politics has to be, thanks to the idiocy of the electorate.

422. Palin: average isn't good enough

Comment #242107 by Diacanu on September 3, 2008 at 11:43 am

Ian & Hellene-

*Throws a hunting knife between them*

Finish it.

423. Palin: average isn't good enough

Comment #242100 by Diacanu on September 3, 2008 at 11:38 am

Ian Bamlett-

Wrights view that the government created AIDS to kill black people

No, but it's not too far off.

I think the bigoted morons in the Reagan administration saw it killing "the right people", saw it as God's vengeance, and sat on their hands.

If a radical lefty wants to call that a conspiracy, hey, a conspiracy would've gotten the same results, go ahead and let 'em, I won't even be offended.

Everything this election cycle I've been told to be offended by hasn't happened in me.

The shit that's offended me is the stuff mainstream America gets the warm fuzzies from.
Like this fundie shit.

But, even that's fading.
I'm figuring out once and for all that the human species really is a bunch of dumb animals.
Intelligence is a freak mutation.

We're outside of nature, my fellow freaks.
The world is made for those creatures, not us.
We need to make our own world.
Let the dumbshits have this one.

424. Palin: average isn't good enough

Comment #242088 by Diacanu on September 3, 2008 at 11:25 am

John Locke-

i do get very annoyed by people being so blindly anti armed forces (not acusing anyone in particular)

Yes you are. :)

If it's no one in this thread, then it's an imaginary thing that doesn't need to be addressed.

425. Palin: average isn't good enough

Comment #242082 by Diacanu on September 3, 2008 at 11:18 am

decius-

That's why he writes those long-ass fucking posts, hoping people will skim past, and miss the nutty center.

426. Palin: average isn't good enough

Comment #242079 by Diacanu on September 3, 2008 at 11:15 am

Coco-

Yeah, Al said it prettier than me, listen to him.

427. Palin: average isn't good enough

Comment #242072 by Diacanu on September 3, 2008 at 11:12 am

mordacious1-

It's all a big reality gameshow put on by the corporate owners.

Fuck hope.

428. Palin: average isn't good enough

Comment #242069 by Diacanu on September 3, 2008 at 11:08 am

Fanusi-

not wishing to pick a fight,

Oh, bull fucking shit.

For the 21st century, can we murder these fucking insincere "I don't mean to____ but..", phrases?

They're a fucking lie, every last one.

"I don't mean to be an asshole, but, I'm about to be an asshole".

Fuck off.

429. Palin: average isn't good enough

Comment #242064 by Diacanu on September 3, 2008 at 11:04 am

CocoCantare-

I understand how you feel, but I won't allow myself to get that cynical,

Good for you. It's not a fun place to be. :)

especially with my husband being in the armed forces. His reasons for joining are, I think, noble,

I'm sure they are.
Wish the politicians gave as much of a shit, but that's a rant for another time.

and if he were to be killed in action, I refuse to believe it would be for absolutely nothing. . . or for hate-riotism.

I don't put that on the soldiers, I put that on the armchair general chicken-hawks.

430. Palin: average isn't good enough

Comment #242055 by Diacanu on September 3, 2008 at 10:54 am

Lucas-

Diacanu - Heh, one of my favorite metal bands is called We're All Gonna Die. They are from Mass. somewhere. They have an amazing t-shirt that I wear often and tends to even freak out some New Yorkers, who I thought were more jaded than that.

Heh, cool.

431. Palin: average isn't good enough

Comment #242051 by Diacanu on September 3, 2008 at 10:50 am

CocoCantare-

Patriotism rots away into hate-riotism so fucking easily, the whole notion is dead in me.

Every notion of being "a good American", is fucking ruined for me.
Forever.
Gone.

I'm for the postage stamp of land I keep my stuff on, and I don't want terrorists to blow stuff up, and I won't sell state secrets.

That's about all you can get out of me anymore.

432. Palin: average isn't good enough

Comment #242040 by Diacanu on September 3, 2008 at 10:37 am

Al-Rawandi-

But aren't you mad that this is what an election is, who you hate the least?

Hasn't been an election in my lifetime where it hasn't been the case.

Any older folks here have a candidate that was actually a good guy to vote for?
Did that ever happen?

433. Palin: average isn't good enough

Comment #242034 by Diacanu on September 3, 2008 at 10:33 am

decius-

Haven't you heard?

Teratornis has said if the theocrats take over, it's no big deal. Just shut up, and go to church, and pretend.

It's just a matter of personal discomfort in your mind.

Hmm, kinda sounds like how a rape victim tries to make it through....

But, that's what Tera says.
He must be right, being a genius and all.

434. Palin: average isn't good enough

Comment #242023 by Diacanu on September 3, 2008 at 10:24 am

So, what have you guys come up with by banging your heads together while I was asleep?

Are we all just gonna die?

And what should I do up until then?

Shit blood, piss blood, cry blood, and cum blood, and thrash around on the floor?

435. Palin: average isn't good enough

Comment #241694 by Diacanu on September 3, 2008 at 1:37 am

quantum_flux-

Such an ad hominem is most offensive.

It was intended as such, and it won't be the last. :)

436. Palin: average isn't good enough

Comment #241685 by Diacanu on September 3, 2008 at 1:29 am

NMcC-

Please allow for the fact that Quantum_flux is mentally retarded

Now, now, let's not insult the retarded.

A great many of them are capable of following long lists of instructions, and memorizing complex manual tasks, and have often in my personal experience displayed themselves to be superior employees in the service industry than your typical moron asshole American teenager.

They are also often prone to bouts of astonishing insight, coupled with unfiltered honesty.

For example, I had a retarded aunt who died before I was born who had my grandmother pegged as a "hateful bitch", long before the so-called able-brained members of the family dared to say so.

So, I'll thank you not to compare Quantum_Flux to the retarded.

The retarded are hindered, but not stupid.

QF is stupid, and chose his stupidity.
His adult choices need no labels other than what they truly are.

437. Palin: average isn't good enough

Comment #241679 by Diacanu on September 3, 2008 at 1:20 am

quantum_flux-

Obama wants to give nationalized healthcare to illegal immigrants.

Well, they'll need it after all the frikkin' laser burns from the frikkin' sharks!

*Pinky in the mouth*

Muuahahahahaa!!!

438. Palin: average isn't good enough

Comment #241672 by Diacanu on September 3, 2008 at 1:14 am

Quetz-

Geotge Bush-

Goatse Bush?

Either that's the most unfortunate typo ever, or suddenly, a LOT about the Bush presidency suddenly makes a LOT of sense.

439. Palin: average isn't good enough

Comment #241667 by Diacanu on September 3, 2008 at 1:04 am

quantum_flux-

Obama will bankrupt America if he gets the chance.

Well, don't just throw that shit out there, and leave me in suspense!

What's his evil plan??

Does it involve sharks with frikkin' laser beams strapped to their heads??

Or, perhaps, some sort of (air quotes) "death star"?

440. Palin: average isn't good enough

Comment #241661 by Diacanu on September 3, 2008 at 1:00 am

John Locke-

flux: (2nd, 3rd, 4th links do not work)

You aren't missing anything you haven't already seen Fanusi purge all over the place.

441. Palin: average isn't good enough

Comment #241657 by Diacanu on September 3, 2008 at 12:56 am

*Smirk* buddy of yours, Fanusi?

442. Why Dawkins is right and his critics are wrong

Comment #241613 by Diacanu on September 2, 2008 at 9:52 pm

Sciros-

The diagnosis is in. Teratornis's affliction IS Assburger's Syndrome! Nearly all the symptoms are there.

Indeed.
I was hoping someone would do the homework on that post.
Shows I didn't pull it out of my ass.

443. Why Dawkins is right and his critics are wrong

Comment #241612 by Diacanu on September 2, 2008 at 9:50 pm

traintrain-

Insulting someone by calling them 'asbergers' aint gonna cut it either Diacanu.

Insulting? No.
Diagnosing a problem?
Sure.

I think you'll find that a few intellectuals through history may well have been 'aspies'

Tsst, I don't care.
If those 'aspies', had robot personalities, and ruined one of my parties, I'd show 'em the door.

I don't like assholism in any context.
Sorry.
He's got a disorder?
Let him get treatment and pills.
If he's just an asshole with a robot personality, fuck him.

which kind of backfires somewhat; makes you look a little less intelligent than your posts would suggest

Well, I guess I'll just have to live with that scar on my heart somehow.

444. Why Dawkins is right and his critics are wrong

Comment #241609 by Diacanu on September 2, 2008 at 9:45 pm

Cobra-

Diacanu, raise your game. Swearing at the guy is just provoking more pretentious prattle,

And more insanity too. *Smirk*
Just look at the line Sciros quotes.

and it makes you look less intelligent.

I can only disagree.
*Shrug*

God knows

No he doesn't. *wink*

what the professor thinks about this kind of rubbish.

Hey, it's his site, if he doesn't like me, he can tell me to leave the party, and I'm gone.
*Shrug*

445. It's no wonder evangelical atheists need to shout so loud

Comment #241572 by Diacanu on September 2, 2008 at 3:16 pm

Nice. :)

446. Better Know a Lobby - Atheism

Comment #241505 by Diacanu on September 2, 2008 at 12:04 pm

keith-

Nah, too much thinking and planning involved for too little payoff.

Just do this.

*Fake laugh*..ahh...that was terrible.

*Evil grin*

*Morph evil grin to "aren't I cute?" grin*

*Walk off*

447. Better Know a Lobby - Atheism

Comment #241494 by Diacanu on September 2, 2008 at 11:49 am

CocoCantare-

I laughed more at your little ditty about my name than this Stephen Colbert thingy.

Well, thanks. :)

I am wondering, what is the best way to react when you truly do not find something funny in a social setting?

Well, I remember being 12 going on 13 in the Boyscouts, and my troup being at my scoutmaster's house, and the scoutmaster's son making us watch Top Gun.
Everyone was laughing at the unfunny funny parts, and wooing at the unsexy sexy parts, it's a travesty of a fucking film.
I despised it, and I despised the situation.
What I did, was makes jokes at the screen (almost 10 years before they invented Mystery Science Theater 3000).
I had a blast, but everyone else wanted me dead.
I didn't care, I hated those assholes.

Now, as ugly as that got, and as unpopular as it made me, I consider the alternative, of playing along like a good little zombie, and even persuading myself that that shitty movie was good.
To this day, I would've had shitty taste on movies, I would've fit in with Boyscouts, and I might've joined the army at 18 or something.
Whatever the matter of degree, a conformity mass would have devoured me.
Mentally and physically.

Oh yeah, you bet I'd do it all over again.
(Mocking the movie that is).

Fuck that shit.

Top Gun sucks.
Top Gun sucks.
Top Gun fucking sucks.

448. Better Know a Lobby - Atheism

Comment #241485 by Diacanu on September 2, 2008 at 11:32 am

Cartomancer-