Ugly, Tue, Jan 29 2013 #(1824)

Jan 29, 2013

*This email was sent to Richard, clearly mistaking him for Christopher Hitchens. Christopher, presumably, is receiving this kind of letter in abundance from his kind, gentle, compassionate, oh-so-loving Christian ‘well-wishers’. To prevent any kind of false rumour taking hold, we would like to emphasise again: Richard does NOT have cancer!*

*Oh, we might add that the original email was written in all the colours of the rainbow. Its author clearly hasn’t got beyond the coloured crayon stage.*

Dear Richard,

The article can be found here :

The Subject : Why you have contracted cancer.

Essence : satan is the author of cancer and is allowed
free reign over people that blaspheme God.

The Good News is : You can still REPENT and The Lord JESUS Christ
DOES Love you, and His Holy Spirit WILL Come and Heal you
WHEN you repent of your devil inspired, evil satanic ravings.

Alternatively, you WILL die in your SINS unforgiven and join
your master IN HELL – A Very Real Place indeed,
An AFTERLIFE for you and all people like you.

These are the sad and true facts of life.

It’s your choice – Choose wisely BECAUSE i can
PROVE everything in Black, White and Red,
BEYOND any and all reasonable doubt.

You have been Warned – HEED this – you still have time to Be Saved…

Love, Hope and Truth…


Mark 16 : 15-16
And he said unto them,
“Go ye into all the world, and
preach the gospel to every creature.
He that believeth and is
baptized shall be saved;
but he that believeth not
shall be damned.”

Then Peter said unto them, “Repent,
and be baptized every one of you in the
name of Jesus Christ for the remission of sins,
and ye shall receive the gift of the Holy Ghost.”

Leviticus 26:18
And if ye will not yet for all this hearken unto me,
then I will punish you seven times more for your sins.

Leviticus 26:21
And if ye walk contrary unto me, and will not hearken unto me;
I will bring seven times more plagues upon you according to your sins.

John 5:14
Afterward Jesus findeth him in the temple,
and said unto him,
Behold, thou art made whole:
sin no more, lest a worse thing come unto thee.

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