Dr. Dawkins is my hero!, Good, Mon, May 20 2013 #(1971)

May 20, 2013

Most esteemed Dr. Dawkins,
Thanks to your majestic intellect and unwavering commitment to truth and justice, I no longer feel the slightest existential qualms! You have proven, once and for all, that the complexity of nature and the laws of physics are just random consequences of a chaotic universe.

Through sublime obfuscation, brilliant tautologies and fallacious syllogisms you have brought true understanding to the unenlightened masses.

I thank the universe for bestowing upon us a man of such noble stature and selfless dedication to intellectual honesty, humility, and the American Way.

I look forward to the day when your books are required reading in every home, classroom and government office.

May you live forever in the hearts and minds of your loyal acolytes!

Simon Fraser

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